Monday Skull Session

By D.J. Byrnes on September 12, 2011 at 6:00a
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Today is Monday, September 12th, 2011. It is the 255th day of the year. Ohio State is 2-0 and ranked #17 in the latest AP Top 25 poll. The Cleveland Browns are 0-1. Ben Franklin taught himself to read French, Italian, Latin, and Spanish.

THE NCAA HAS SOME QUESTIONS FOR OHIO STATE. The NCAA waited until about 19 hours before the Toledo game's kick-off to inform Ohio State that Corey Brown's, Travis Howard's, and Jordan Hall's one game suspension had been turned into two.

Well, their collective status appears to be in doubt for the Miami game later this week. The NCAA says the case opens "new questions" which Ohio State must answer. All of this, of course, comes with the NCAA's Hammer of Abitrary Justice looming over Ohio State's skull.

"No, I'm not confident," [Gene] Smith told The Associated Press. "We do have to provide some more information to the NCAA. We'll start that process tomorrow. We've got some meetings [Sunday] and Monday, and we'll get them the additional information they want and then go from there."

MINNESOTA COACH JERRY KILL HAD A SEIZURE BUT HE'S DOING OKAY NOW. On Saturday, (during a 28-21 loss to New Mexico State), Kill suffered his third seizure on gameday during his career. He's currently laid up in a hospital, listed as "stable," and all tests have come back negative

THIS IS A JOKE THEYRE REALLY NOT TRYING TO SIGN A 61 YEAR OLD SO RELAX PLZAlan Moore-to-OSU transfer rumors swirl.

A SIXTY-ONE YEAR OLD MAN PLAYED IN A COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME THIS WEEKEND. Sure, it was for NAIA Faulkner, and all he did was boot an extra point, but granddad Alan Moore is now the oldest person to ever play in a college football game.

BRIAN KELLY STILL BELIEVES IN HIS TEAM. It's always good sign for your football team when your coach has to take to the podium to say things like he still has faith in his team.

I still believe in this team, I still believe we'll be a good football team. But the chance to be a good team is all the things that we're doing right now. We're not giving ourselves a chance to be a good football team.

So, in other words, Notre Dame isn't a very good team right now.

WHAT IF THE UTAH-USC GAME HAD BEEN A HORSE RACE? Remember when people who bet on Utah +8.5 were about to cash their tickets, but then the Pac-12 made four administration decisions in a row which resulted in the loser being turned in the winner? The. fix. is. on.

ARMY'S PLAYERS ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN OTHER COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYERS. Just click the link.

Internet Things. A Japanese man killed his neighbor over a parking space... An Indian man went on holiday for two weeks, leaving his dogs at home, and when he returned--they ate him... How to turn a flower into the most addictive drug in the world... A Portsmouth, Ohio, woman took her trash to the Mayor's office after her route was skipped... Fidel Castro: Still ballin'... The Eternal King Warren G. Harding...

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