Caption Friday: American Badass

poguemahone on 6 May 2011 - 1:13pm #

The conqueror rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed Wolverines walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children, robed in scarlet and gray, stood with him in the chariot, or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror, holding a golden pair of pantaloons, and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting.

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Bucksfan on 6 May 2011 - 1:22pm #

Despite being made of steel, Woody Hayes did not make a great antenna for the 610 AM Radio Van.

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NW Buckeye on 6 May 2011 - 1:24pm #

"So this is what it feels like to actually wear a coat and gloves in a snow storm!"

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BucksfanXC on 6 May 2011 - 1:32pm #

That's quite alright ma'am. I'm wearing a coat so I can't expect you to go without one, much less completely topless.

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.” - Woody

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builderofcoalitions on 6 May 2011 - 1:38pm #

As Coach Hayes greeted the cheers of addoring Buckeye fans lined up along High Street, the Univerisity of Michigan's lame attempt at a Death Star lurked just beyond his line of sight. When asked about the failed sneak attack later, Hayes snorted, "It'll take a whole lot more than a space ball conjured up by hippies and longbeards to take this old bastard down!"

Because we couldn't go for three.

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OHIOinME on 6 May 2011 - 1:39pm #

Hi. Hello. Hey there. That's right, Go Bucks. Yes, I piss awesome. Hi. Hello. I-O!

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741 on 6 May 2011 - 2:02pm #

"What is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

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Toasty McBuns on 6 May 2011 - 2:05pm #

Santa Claus?? We don't need no stinkin' Santa Claus to finish our Christmas Parades!

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RoweTrain Mod on 6 May 2011 - 2:16pm #

Because I couldn't go for 5!!

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Maestro on 6 May 2011 - 2:32pm #

I bet Nixon doesn't have to put up with this shit.

vacuuming sucks

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jfunk on 6 May 2011 - 2:33pm #

Coach Hayes, followed by one of his enormous brass balls (unfortunately the second one would not fit in the frame).

"Anything easy ain't worth a damn." - Wayne Woodrow Hayes

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Maestro on 6 May 2011 - 2:34pm #

This van better not have been made in Michigan. If so I am going to drop 'em and take a dump right here.

vacuuming sucks

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Colin on 6 May 2011 - 2:35pm #

Yes, kneel before the king.

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Maestro on 6 May 2011 - 2:46pm #

Gives a new definition to a moon roof

vacuuming sucks

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Irricoir on 6 May 2011 - 2:59pm #

Because a float is too "White Collar".

I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.

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J.B. on 6 May 2011 - 3:00pm #

"Excuse me, your balls are showing...Bumblebee Tuna!"

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RBuck Mod on 6 May 2011 - 3:02pm #

"I'm sure as hell glad I'm not in shirt sleaves today; gettin' too old for that shit."

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

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BuckeyeSki on 6 May 2011 - 3:17pm #

"HA! Michigan is going to beat us by HOW MUCH?! See you in November, son."

If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg

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Peter Pete Peterson on 6 May 2011 - 3:38pm #

Next time I'm riding in the convertible with that cute blonde!!!

Peter "Pete" Peterson

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Leanenaud on 6 May 2011 - 3:56pm #

I have a hot BM brewing and my ass is frozen to this damn helmet chair.

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Scott K on 6 May 2011 - 4:19pm #

"Charles Foster Kane can have his Rosebud. When I die, my last words will be "Rose Bowl'"

"There's a fine line between stupid, and....clever. David St. Hubbins/Nigel Tufnel

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Scott K on 6 May 2011 - 4:21pm #

"I thought a ticker tape parade would be wasteful, so we ordered snow instead"

"There's a fine line between stupid, and....clever. David St. Hubbins/Nigel Tufnel

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Peter Pete Peterson on 6 May 2011 - 4:44pm #

STOP! Three things can happen when you throw that snowball...

Peter "Pete" Peterson

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Conroy on 6 May 2011 - 4:45pm #

Hail to the victors.

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M Man on 6 May 2011 - 4:47pm #

Butus? Brutus? Where the hell is Brutus? Get Brutus up here... now!

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beserkr29 on 6 May 2011 - 7:13pm #

Riding in his command vehicle through the streets of Ann Arbor, greeted as a hero by the newly liberated citizens, Woody is handed a cable from the commissioner "Do not pass Toledo. Let Sparty wipe out the Maize and Blue." Woody, scoffing, tells his aide to cable back "Already taken AA. Should I give it back?".

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NeARBuckeye on 6 May 2011 - 8:07pm #

Rollin' down the street smokin' indo sippin' on gin and juice...

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Run_Fido_Run on 6 May 2011 - 8:08pm #

Bob Hope ain't got nothin on me.

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NoVA Buckeye on 6 May 2011 - 11:12pm #

You know what would have made this better? Going for three.

/Duff'd It

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thedecline19 on 7 May 2011 - 1:02am #

"I get to ride in a big helmet on top of a car just for punching Charlie Bauman? I guess in order to get a ride in the Popemobile I would have had to punch Biakabutuka."