PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
Yes, that's Woody riding on top of a van during a snowstorm.
You guys killed it last week, so hopefully we'll be able to entertain each other again. Truly exceptional captions might even earn t-shirt rewards.
The conqueror rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed Wolverines walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children, robed in scarlet and gray, stood with him in the chariot, or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror, holding a golden pair of pantaloons, and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting.
+1000 for the Patton reference.
Despite being made of steel, Woody Hayes did not make a great antenna for the 610 AM Radio Van.
"So this is what it feels like to actually wear a coat and gloves in a snow storm!"
That's quite alright ma'am. I'm wearing a coat so I can't expect you to go without one, much less completely topless.
“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.” - Woody
As Coach Hayes greeted the cheers of addoring Buckeye fans lined up along High Street, the Univerisity of Michigan's lame attempt at a Death Star lurked just beyond his line of sight. When asked about the failed sneak attack later, Hayes snorted, "It'll take a whole lot more than a space ball conjured up by hippies and longbeards to take this old bastard down!"
Because we couldn't go for three.
Hi. Hello. Hey there. That's right, Go Bucks. Yes, I piss awesome. Hi. Hello. I-O!
"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
Santa Claus?? We don't need no stinkin' Santa Claus to finish our Christmas Parades!
Because I couldn't go for 5!!
I bet Nixon doesn't have to put up with this shit.
Coach Hayes, followed by one of his enormous brass balls (unfortunately the second one would not fit in the frame).
"Anything easy ain't worth a damn." - Wayne Woodrow Hayes
This van better not have been made in Michigan. If so I am going to drop 'em and take a dump right here.
Yes, kneel before the king.
Gives a new definition to a moon roof
Because a float is too "White Collar".
I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.
"Excuse me, your balls are showing...Bumblebee Tuna!"
"I'm sure as hell glad I'm not in shirt sleaves today; gettin' too old for that shit."
"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)
"HA! Michigan is going to beat us by HOW MUCH?! See you in November, son."
If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg
Next time I'm riding in the convertible with that cute blonde!!!
Peter "Pete" Peterson
I have a hot BM brewing and my ass is frozen to this damn helmet chair.
"Charles Foster Kane can have his Rosebud. When I die, my last words will be "Rose Bowl'"
"There's a fine line between stupid, and....clever. David St. Hubbins/Nigel Tufnel
"I thought a ticker tape parade would be wasteful, so we ordered snow instead"
STOP! Three things can happen when you throw that snowball...
Hail to the victors.
Butus? Brutus? Where the hell is Brutus? Get Brutus up here... now!
Riding in his command vehicle through the streets of Ann Arbor, greeted as a hero by the newly liberated citizens, Woody is handed a cable from the commissioner "Do not pass Toledo. Let Sparty wipe out the Maize and Blue." Woody, scoffing, tells his aide to cable back "Already taken AA. Should I give it back?".
+ Eleventy million for the Patton reference.
Plus a million...give this guy a t-shirt.
Rollin' down the street smokin' indo sippin' on gin and juice...
Bob Hope ain't got nothin on me.
You know what would have made this better? Going for three.
"I get to ride in a big helmet on top of a car just for punching Charlie Bauman? I guess in order to get a ride in the Popemobile I would have had to punch Biakabutuka."
If you think this van is the silliest thing you've ever seen just wait until you see that school up north's defense in 2010.
"for a long time i wondered why woody would stipulate in his will that he be stuffed and mounted on a giant football helmet. now i know"
I am a Legend. -Will Smith, "I Am Legend"
Toss me a roll of toilet paper.
Now THIS is how you run Dave!
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