Unfortunately infirmary's spelled with an 'i', boss.Kicker/punter Matt Bosher, seen recently wearing a sling; linebacker Ramon Buchanan (shoulder); running back Cooper (knee); guard Joel Figueroa (upper extremity); linebacker Jordan Futch (knee); defensive lineman Levi Paalua (upper extremity), running back Lee Chambers (lower extremity). UM listed defensive tackle Marcus Forston (upper extremity), defensive back Ryan Hill (upper extremity) and safety JoJo Nicolas (upper extremity) as limited.Amongst the names listed, Bosher, Buchanan, Figueroa, Futch, and Fortson were all probable to start. While it's unlikely any absence but Coopers' extended one will have any real bearings of consequence on the September 11th contest, the lack of these added repetitions, particularly for the still developing QB, won't exactly put UM on the fast track come the start of summer practice.
Internet trade scuttlebutt = gospel. Switching gears, ESPN's Chad Ford reports there exists a pretty sizable chance former Buckeye Mike Conley will be moved before the 3 pm culmination of the NBA trade deadline. Conley was the #4 overall pick in the draft 2 years ago, but has gone through a sort of on-again off-again relationship in the Grizzlies' rotation. While hardly facing the lack of meaningful playing time former teammate Daequan Cook is presently experiencing, those most familiar with watching Conley take the court game in-game out don't exactly speak his praises at this point in his young career:
Mike Conley isn’t a starting point guard. And I loathe using this little device, but I can’t help myself here: Period. That’s just it. He’s not. Everyone looks at the blown layups and poor passing, but those aren’t even what bothers me. He can’t dribble! My favorite (read: most loathesome) Conley-ism is how he “probes” the defense. Usually a point probes by driving straight forward, then backing out. If the defender reaches, he turns his back to him and backs out of it, keeping his vision high for a cutter. If a secondary defender doubles, he immediately splits to where the defender is giving up position. Any guard does this. Not just Chris Paul or Deron Williams. We’re talking Chris Duhon or Lou Williams. But Conley? He dribbles a foot in, then immediately panics, dribbles low, increasing the likelihood of it getting stolen, and then just sits there. No movement. Doesn’t back it out. He can’t maintain his dribble against any pressure on something simple.
| Stat | Before | After |
| Pts/40 | 12.1 | 15.6 |
| Ast/40 | 4.7 | 6.1 |
| FG% | 41.1 | 45.9 |
| 3-Pt % | 33.9 | 43.2 |
| PER | 11.64 | 15.84 |
Speak of The Villain: Evan Turner's surpassed John Wall in annarbor.com's third poll for national player of the year. The only really surprise in this story is it took the 49 participants this long to realize it. Wall is unquestionably the most promising talent in the country, but it's not seeing things through scarlet & gray glasses to recognize that at the present point in their respective careers, Turner is just better. Pending a shocking absolute tailspin from the Bucks in their final 4+ weeks of regular season and conference tournament play, if anyone other than Evan Turner ends up receiving most of the national player of the year trophies at season's end, I'll eat my laptop (or at least do the John Wall dance or something amply humiliating).







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Can we internet knock on wood? Send some love their way so we don't get any bad ju-ju or something.
Best of luck to all the Hurricanes, we want that at full strength before the game and as fertilizer after the game.
It would help if ESPN wasn't cheerleading/promomting John Wall and his poor man's Soulja Boy dance. Great for him that he inspired an entire state of banjo pickers and uncle (expletive deleted) to do his dance.
Evan Turner is the best player in college basketball. Exclamation point. Period.
I live in Kentucky, never picked a banjo or (expletive deleted) an uncle. I do like the Buckeyes though and think Evan Turner is the best player in America. John Wall is good, but not sure he's more valuable to UK than Demarcus Cousins anyway.
As a Buckeye fan hailing from the Commonwealth of Kentucky, I'm not a big fan of the banjo and my uncle is too ugly to f***.
Like Brian, I have more than ample opportunity to see John Wall at work. He is an amazing player with presence on the court beyond his years...he ain't no Evan Turner. The army of McDonald's All-Americans around him makes his job easier and I agree that Cousin's is a real difference maker down low and probably the most important player on their team. Who would have thought Patterson would be relegated to a support role.
Thank GOD for the Big Ten Network, or we would never see any hint of Buckeye basketball in these parts. By the way, there is a terrific Ohio State community here in Louisville, and we have our eye on Pat Forde.
Go Bucks! Over and out.
This thread is now about playing the banjo. Playing the banjo well takes a great deal of time and dedication as well as a great deal of dexterity. To automatically assume that all Kentuckians innately know how to play the banjo from birth sells those that can play the banjo short. I, myself, neither live in Kentucky (close, though), nor can play the banjo.
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This is great.
Awesome. That kid thinks John Wall is the POY.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/...
this is awful. thoughts go out to his family. so senseless.
Definitely. That's beyond sad.
Kiffin resorting to tricks in Tempe:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.co...
Nate- from the realm of the bizarre - driving my kid to basketball practice and passed some guy walking on the road with a banjo strapped on him. This is my last banjo message, promise.
That's too great. Hopefully I was able to stir some banjo mojo in the air. And banjo mojo would be an awesome name for a band.
Only if played exclusively at BlueGrass clubs in Kentucky tho....and possibly Cincinnati
Especially if a banjo were involved.
Getting back to the article's photo for a second. Is JH making the sign for "The U" or trying to pass a sobriety test?
Uh-oh...the picture's caption misspells infirmary, while making a joke about its spelling.
Weird. That was actually fixed ~5 hours before the post went live at 1 EST. Stuck in the tubes by the hamsters I guess. None the less, the irony isn't lost on me.
Intentional ironic twist, no doubt.
Jason and Co., have you guys came out with new stickers yet? If so where can I buy them?
We still have some from the batch we ordered a year ago. If you send me your address, I can make sure you get some.
Check your e-mail...
I would have placed them all over Austin and UT if I had them, but it was a last minute deal.
lol at "upper extremity" injury vagueness. "Hey coach, I think I sprained everything above the waist, this ain't good..."
actually upper extremity only refers to the arms. Not sure why they say it that way, but it's a pretty common way to say arms
lol
John Wall isn't even the best player at UK (see DeMarcus Cousins), but there's such a media love fest with Wall that there's no way he doesn't win player of the year.