This Sugar Bowl Vine Needs Its Own Documentary

UPDATE (2:01 p.m.): As pointed out by Buckeye97, Love is still alive in 2014, via Gawker's Sam Cook:

Granted, that could be the only boyfriend her family knows about, and it doesn't explain her sudden shunning of this fella, so who knows? If you know anything, feel free to email me.

The Sugar Bowl wasn't a cause of celebration for all Ohio State fans last night. By the looks of it, a woman got herself in a bit of a pickle when cameras found her as Alabama appeared on the brink of a fourth quarter comeback:

And that's why "where section and row?" if your side piece ever tempts you with tickets to the big game. If this is indeed what it looks like, my advice to this young woman would be to chalk it up to the game. A relationship that was obviously going nowhere is still a bargain on a front row Sugar Bowl was.

Also, shoutout to the guy in the Troy Smith jersey for the "keep calm and carry on" routine.