Saturday Skull Session: Get Dumped Then, Illinois

By D.J. Byrnes on November 1, 2014 at 6:00 am
Taylor Decker and J.T. Barrett squad up vs. Rutgers
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Woah, nelly! Today's slate is... not good. While we await Illinois vs. Ohio State on ABC at 8 p.m. (coverage map), can I interest you in a Wisconsin at Rutgers!?

Hello!? Anyone? Anyone? Is this thing even on?

Time (ET PM) Matchup Favorite TV Internet
12:00  WISCONSIN at RUTGERS WISC (-11) ESPN WatchESPN
3:30 No. 11 GEORGIA vs. FLORIDA UGA (-11½) CBS CBS Sports
3:30 No. 7 TCU at No. 20 WEST VIRGINIA TCU (-4½) ABC WatchESPN
7:00 No. 3 AUBURN at No. 4 OLE MISS MISS (-1) ESPN Watch ESPN
8:00 No. 10 NOTRE DAME at NAVY ND (-15½) CBS CBS Sports
11:00 No. 17 UTAH at No. 14 ARIZONA STATE ASU (-6½) FOXSP1 Fox Sports GO

Obviously, the best game (not featuring Ohio State) today is Auburn and Ole Miss' tilt at 7 p.m. The good news there is somebody is losing.

Other than that, it sure would be swell if West Virginia knocked off TCU, and Utah handled the damn business against Arizona State. Navy, if you want to put Notre Dame into an unmarked grave, that'd be pretty swell too. (I have zero hope Florida knocks off Georgia.)

Remember, folks: November is for contenders

THE ILLINOIS DOSSIER. Well, only one more week until Ohio State squares up with the Spartans in East Lansing. But first, there's a primetime clash against what might be the worst opponent to play under the lights in Ohio Stadium.

#GAMEDAYREADS. R U NOT ENTERTAINED?

PERTINENT HEISENBERG. YOU SHOULD'VE TAKEN THE EASY WAY OUT, ILLINOIS!!!

*kicks the Fighting Illinois into their shallow desert grave*

THOSE WMDs. A profile of Ernest Hemingway... A Shooting on Spring Avenue... An American journalist on being kidnapped, tortured, and released in Syria... The spear-wielding chimps who hunt for meat...  Why would someone steal the world's rarest water lily?

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