Ohio State is Currently Pouring Gravel Into Mirror Lake

By D.J. Byrnes on May 6, 2014 at 12:18 pm

The notoriously boot-strapped Ohio State University recently drained Mirror Lake while the university studied ways to reduce the costs in maintaining the spot of one of college sports' grandest traditions.

One way to reduce the cost of maintenance would be to fill the lake and turn it into a patch of grass. Is this what Ohio State is planning? Because it sure looks like it.

I don't know about you guys, but I don't think there's enough alcohol in the world that could entice me into jumping into a "lake" filled with gravel. Somebody get me Chilliam Wallace on the horn, ASAP!!!!

UPDATE (12:26 PM):

UPDATE (1:14 PM): Our national nightmare is over. Chilliam Wallace, your services are no longer needed. Please tell your bannermen to stand down.

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