Congrats to Rutgers, who lost their football game against the Ohio State Buckeyes by a mere 35 points instead of the 50-plus that the rest of the planet was predicting!
A perfunctory ass-kicking instead of utter ruin and annihilation counts as a major victory when you're the Rutgers Scarlet Knights football program and are simply the most visible (if not the greatest) of the many, many failures of the Rutgers athletic department. If you, an Ohio State fan, were kind of annoyed at how the third and fourth string played long after the game had gotten out of hand, then good! Another notch in the belt of a team pinning all of their incredible meager hopes on Greg freaking Schiano to come save them.
Anyway, hypothetical Ohio State fan, try not to be too salty about this one. It meant next to nothing and Justin Fields didn't get hurt. That alone counts for 50 touchdowns.
Running away from the aliens https://t.co/dsprQ6kedR— Harry Miller (@h_miller76) November 17, 2019
THAT BOY POPE A BALL MAGNET @ThePope81— Teradja Mitchell (@7eradja) November 17, 2019
To God be the Glory! 10-0!— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) November 17, 2019
Was the Rutgers' interim coach a member of Ryan Day's wedding party?— Vaughn Broadnax (@vaughnbroadnax) November 17, 2019
2 OHIO STATE TE TOUCHDOWNS???? WHY AM I YELLING?? @OhioStateFB— Jake ballard (@TheJakeBallard) November 16, 2019
@chrisolave_ wow bro.. you different— Parris Campbell (@PCampbell21) November 16, 2019
you outta pocket mane! But I cant say I disagree with the statement https://t.co/zwOxTWdvNX— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) November 16, 2019
Im salty they scored. Lol!!! Thats how much I believe in our D!!— James JJ Sullinger (@JJSullinger) November 16, 2019
OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU BEAUTIFUL NERDS IS THIS?
Shaun Wade sent this dude straight to the abyss pic.twitter.com/UyBMErtT7w— Colton Denning (@Dubsco) November 16, 2019
J.K. Dobbins, who's rarely played in the second half this season, was asked about Ohio State having four-quarter games against Penn State and Michigan coming up.— Kyle Rowland (@KyleRowland) November 17, 2019
He responded, "Why do they have to be four-quarter games?"
Hi yea that was me. They were both red so I was a little confused until I saw the rutgers student section not cheering. Oops https://t.co/12GDkxO6ax— johnny g (@GonzabayJohn) November 17, 2019
CHRIS OLAVE GIVES NO DAMNS ABOUT YOUR PASS INTERFERENCE. pic.twitter.com/BjZNuTACJC— Eleven Warriors (@11W) November 16, 2019
Rutgers scored, everyone liquidate your retirement accounts and flee to the hills— BUM CHILLUPS (@edsbs) November 16, 2019
I mean, were having fun. pic.twitter.com/q3zGwIL1P5— Eleven Warriors (@11W) November 16, 2019
Plenty of available seats in SHI Stadium this afternoon. pic.twitter.com/aXWj8bHlS7— Dan Hope (@Dan_Hope) November 16, 2019
Next week we put our big boy pants on and welcome Penn State to Columbus. Get pumped.