MARVELOUS
The Arizona Cardinals select Marvin Harrison Jr. with the No. 4 overall pick in the 2024 NFL draft.
If you're going to play Ohio State in 2019, you had better be ready to go from the very first second of the game, because otherwise all that you'll hear is a giant whooshing noise as Justin Fields, J.K. Dobbins, and an incredible wideout corps pulls the cord on their ACME rocket jetpacks on their way to the moon.
There's now a new dimension to blowouts here in Columbus; it's no longer enough to win by a billion points by the end of the game, you now must give yourself a headache trying to figure out substitution protocol by the third quarter because you're up eight touchdowns by halftime.
Anyway, this all is super kickass and kind of incredible that a first year starting quarterback and a first season head coach looks this good five games into the season. Tweets!
THE PLAYERS
Hi guys still here :) #OffenseKilledIt
— Drue Chrisman (@DChrisman91) September 29, 2019
How about those Silver Bullets?! #GoBucks
— Jeff Okudah (@jokudah_) September 29, 2019
On to the next opponent
— Thayer Munford (@TMunford75) September 29, 2019
— Tyreke Smith (@T_23_baller) September 29, 2019
BUCKEYES BABY
— Teradja Mitchell (@7eradja) September 29, 2019
THE ALUMNI
Games like this make me happy that I made a decision to attend THE OHIO STATE. I can forever enter football Saturdays with pride and excitement. If youre a true buckeye, raise your glasses. If youre not then raise your standards
— Evan Turner (@thekidet) September 29, 2019
Would have loved to see a bomb from @BlakeHaubeil to end that half
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) September 29, 2019
And he's found someone to do the same on defense https://t.co/d1BpzgtTGf
— Chimdi Chekwa (@ChimChek) September 29, 2019
Buckeyes OLine getting it done tonight
— Orlando Pace (@OrlandoPace_HOF) September 29, 2019
This is the best Buckeye team Ive seen in a long, long time.
— Anthony Gonzalez (@anthonygonzalez) September 29, 2019
Who gassed this game up? Lmbo
— Dionte' (@DionteSays) September 29, 2019
Ohhhhhhh we some Dawgs on Defense!!!! #GoBucks
— RAV (@e_rav24) September 28, 2019
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE https://t.co/6fsPJjlUAk
— Evan Turner (@thekidet) September 29, 2019
JERRY!
Give the people what they want @BuckeyeNotes The is real in Lincoln today pic.twitter.com/qT94o9hJaD
— Zach Swartz (@zswartz) September 28, 2019
THE REST
Just two Chip Kelly disciples talkin' shop. (AP Photo/Nati Harnik) pic.twitter.com/L5mU1gUQHg
— Kyle Rowland (@KyleRowland) September 29, 2019
Here we go #OSUvsNEB pic.twitter.com/p8KXHhxeA4
— Kyle Robertson (@KRobPhoto) September 28, 2019
Here come the Cornhuskers, and here come the Buckeyes. Kickoff in just a few minutes. pic.twitter.com/HRi5B1qqPg
— Colin Hass-Hill (@chasshill) September 28, 2019
KJ Hill said @OhioStateFB is off to a fast start at Nebraska: pic.twitter.com/hPmD2X5H7y
— Big Ten Network (@BigTenNetwork) September 29, 2019
2 INTERCEPTAO DE OKUDAH HOJE... E CONTANDO
— Buckeyes Brasil (@OhioStateBrasil) September 29, 2019
When I get the snap and look up and see Chase Young screaming in off the edge https://t.co/hRVU31VbuY
— BUM CHILLUPS (@edsbs) September 29, 2019
— Bill Landis (@BillLandis25) September 29, 2019
— Doug Lesmerises (@DougLesmerises) September 29, 2019
Jashon Cornell and his cousin, Daishon Neil after the game. @JayRock_9 pic.twitter.com/0Q6TIuuCBS
— Tom Orr (@TomOrr4) September 29, 2019
Next up is Sparty, the living embodiment of coinflip chaos. We'll see if Ryan Day can tame them.
