If you're going to play Ohio State in 2019, you had better be ready to go from the very first second of the game, because otherwise all that you'll hear is a giant whooshing noise as Justin Fields, J.K. Dobbins, and an incredible wideout corps pulls the cord on their ACME rocket jetpacks on their way to the moon.
There's now a new dimension to blowouts here in Columbus; it's no longer enough to win by a billion points by the end of the game, you now must give yourself a headache trying to figure out substitution protocol by the third quarter because you're up eight touchdowns by halftime.
Anyway, this all is super kickass and kind of incredible that a first year starting quarterback and a first season head coach looks this good five games into the season. Tweets!
Hi guys still here :) #OffenseKilledIt— Drue Chrisman (@DChrisman91) September 29, 2019
How about those Silver Bullets?! #GoBucks— Jeff Okudah (@jokudah_) September 29, 2019
On to the next opponent— Thayer Munford (@TMunford75) September 29, 2019
BUCKEYES BABY— Teradja Mitchell (@7eradja) September 29, 2019
Games like this make me happy that I made a decision to attend THE OHIO STATE. I can forever enter football Saturdays with pride and excitement. If youre a true buckeye, raise your glasses. If youre not then raise your standards— Evan Turner (@thekidet) September 29, 2019
Would have loved to see a bomb from @BlakeHaubeil to end that half— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) September 29, 2019
And he's found someone to do the same on defense https://t.co/d1BpzgtTGf— Chimdi Chekwa (@ChimChek) September 29, 2019
Buckeyes OLine getting it done tonight— Orlando Pace (@OrlandoPace_HOF) September 29, 2019
This is the best Buckeye team Ive seen in a long, long time.— Anthony Gonzalez (@anthonygonzalez) September 29, 2019
Who gassed this game up? Lmbo— Dionte' (@DionteSays) September 29, 2019
Ohhhhhhh we some Dawgs on Defense!!!! #GoBucks— RAV (@e_rav24) September 28, 2019
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE https://t.co/6fsPJjlUAk— Evan Turner (@thekidet) September 29, 2019
Just two Chip Kelly disciples talkin' shop. (AP Photo/Nati Harnik) pic.twitter.com/L5mU1gUQHg— Kyle Rowland (@KyleRowland) September 29, 2019
Here come the Cornhuskers, and here come the Buckeyes. Kickoff in just a few minutes. pic.twitter.com/HRi5B1qqPg— Colin Hass-Hill (@chasshill) September 28, 2019
2 INTERCEPTAO DE OKUDAH HOJE... E CONTANDO— Buckeyes Brasil (@OhioStateBrasil) September 29, 2019
When I get the snap and look up and see Chase Young screaming in off the edge https://t.co/hRVU31VbuY— BUM CHILLUPS (@edsbs) September 29, 2019
Next up is Sparty, the living embodiment of coinflip chaos. We'll see if Ryan Day can tame them.