If a college football coach were looking for a candidate to coach his offensive line, he could do worse than former Ohio State offensive lineman Michael Brewster.
Brewster earned All-American accolades in Columbus, and spent time with four franchises in the NFL during a six-year career that ended last year due to injuries.
He's readily available to coach, too. FootballScoop reporter Zach Barnett spotted a series of Brewster's résumés hanging above the urinals at the ongoing American Football Coaches Association convention in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Among other accolades, Brewster lists Jim Tressel, Jim Bollman, and Darrell Hazell as references.
This is either the most disgusting or most brilliant tactic in job search history. I can't decide which.
And yes, for those scoring at home, the offseason is officially underway.
