1) Ohio State college football

2) A United States World Cup match

3) A World Cup match between two of the following sides: France, England, Argentina, Brazil, Italy, the Netherlands, Spain, Chile, Belgium, Japan, South Korea

4) A Champions League match involving Real Madrid; or two of Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Dortmund, Juventus, Athletico Madrid; or one of the preceding sides against a Premier League side

5) A domestic match between Real Madrid and Barcelona

6) The NBA playoffs

7) A college football game directly influencing Ohio State’s playoff chances

8) A college football game between two top-ten teams

9) A domestic Real Madrid match

10) Ohio State basketball

11) An NBA regular season game involving Giannis Antetokounmpo, the Warriors, Joel Embiid, the Cavs

12) The last day of a major golf tournament

13) Sumo wrestling (probably)

14) The NFL playoffs

Everything else is like watching a screen saver.