Thank you, Mr. Epidemiologist
People change. It's not about giving them a second chance in the sense that these same two assholes should be unleashed back upon society. It's an acknowledgement that many felons mature, and come to deeply regret their heinous actions. The vast majority of violent crimes are committed by people under the age of 25. As you age your desire to be that sort of despicable shithead generally lessens. So yeah, if they can ever demonstrate remorse and contrition and the ability to self-regulate, you let them go and focus society's efforts on other people who can potentially be redeemed.
Holly March : Dad, there's like whores here and stuff.
Holland March : Sweetheart, how many times have I told you? Don't say "and stuff." Just say "Dad, there are whores here."
Holly March : Well, there's like a ton.
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I'm pretty sure every football coach in the country asks those exact same things from their players.
This is very sad. Thank you for loving him, and be good to yourself during this awful time.
If Stroud is faster than Miller, why is Stroud being compared to Haskins and Miller being compared to Burrow? Hmm.
e$ECpn gave me genital warts and tricked my wife into leaving me
I've met William White and his wife! They're both wonderful.
I'd just finished up a tennis lesson at the Continent and was sitting in the bleachers when the next dude getting his lesson caught my eye. His form was terrible but the way he moved made it clear that he was someone important. I turned to his wife and asked who he was and she said it was William White; he plays safety for the Vikings.
After his lesson he came over and asked if I'd like to play a set. Of course I said yes. I won by something like 6-2 but it took HOURS—everything I hit, no matter how hard I hit it or where I placed it, he glided to it with total ease and batted it back. If he could've served the ball at all he probably would've beaten me.
So I'm walking off the court and feeling pretty proud of myself. He started playing with another kid and I resumed talking to his wife, who at this point I was developing a serious crush on. (I was a horny kid in high school and she was quite beautiful.) She casually mentioned that the lesson he was taking was the first time he'd ever picked up a racquet in his life! So he'd been playing tennis for an hour and I'd been training for it since I was eight and he was already a third as good as me. If we'd played two days later he would've blown me out.
I love the Buckeyes! Haven't missed a game since 2005. I'll be cheering on Fields, Young, Dobbins, and the rest of our team to crush those crotch-fondling Clemson assholes on Dec. 28. But if we lose I won't blame ESPN because I'm not a pathetic whiner.
e$ECpn turned my daughter into a harlot and tricked my wife into leaving me
I feel like that's my argument as well? Look, I want OSU to win 66-0 tomorrow but I don't think an article about football should be "teasing" our opponent over child rape. Showing respect for rape victims includes not trivializing them like this article does. Fuck Strauss, fuck Nasser, fuck Sandusky, and fuck finding any of it funny.
People involved with gymnastics don't like to get raped just as much as people involved with football don't.
We should never have been making fun of Penn State for the Sandusky atrocities, even if far too many of their fans defended Paterno. Now that the Strauss thing came out, laughing at PSU for Sandusky in an article that's supposed to be humorous is just stupid. I'm disappointed and confused that that item made it into this article, especially since the mods have clearly (and correctly) gotten marching orders to shut down all the "Ped State" taunting. Do better.
eSECpn poisoned my dog and tricked my wife into leaving me
I can have people over in the evening, serve them food, make an event out of it. A nooner is just me on the couch.
It fucking sucks!
I don't give a fuck about the ratings, and I'm going to watch either way. But I prefer 3:30 or 8:00 starts and there have been far too many noon games this year and I hate it.
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
This is always the dumbest argument, no matter the topic. "But if we do a good thing, what's to stop us from doing an exaggerated version of that thing that's bad??" Like, as a society we able to decide that we should punish people heavily for murder without extending those punishments to people for frowning.
RPO means "run-pass option." The play you're referring to is a zone read.
This didn't age well