Dave "The Jerk" Portnoy has announced that he will not be attending the Big Ten Championship game on Fox's "Big Noon Kickoff".  Much like the whining, sniveling members of his favorite team, big-mouth Portnoy has decided to go into hiding for the Big Ten tilt and after seeing him in his clown-costume for THE GAME yesterday, it's probably a wise move .... I wouldn't be surprised if he was asked by the members of Big Noon Kickoff to just stay home with the hope of salvaging some viewership .... I do hope he pays his $1000 dollar charity bet to Urban Myers, but being a skunk-weasel, it's a  50 - 50 shot that he welches on the bet ...

 Go Bucks - hammer those Hoosiers !!