First of all think of all the disgusting things that might be mixed in. 

Cake 1 possible mixes

Hairballs from a cat. 
Shreds of plastic from a cheater’s spreadsheet. 
Boogers from Jim Hairballs nose. 

Sweat from Desmond Howard’s anatomy 

Mix it all together and ice it with maize and blue. On top place the word Cheaters!

Cake 2

Make a beautiful chocolate cake. 
Adorn it with tasty scarlet and gray icing. 
Put a lovely block O on the top ringed by miniature band members. In the center of the Block O have a sousaphone player bowing to the crowd. 
Now to show hate and disrespect have a Michigan Flag right in the middle.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Go Bucks