Michigan hasn't beat OSU in Columbus since 2000. What were you doing that year?
In 2000:
The world didn't end with Y2K.
The first MP3 had just been launched.
We used a website called Napster to download music and it took forever.
Who Let the Dogs Out’ by the Baha Men was one of the biggest songs of the year.
President Clinton no longer restricted GPS to the US Armed Forces.
The World Trade Center Towers were still standing.
Microsoft releases Windows ME.
Montgomery Ward goes out of business.
No MySpace, no Facebook.
The Nokia 3310 became the best-selling phone of its time (and everyone was playing Snake!).
Pete Sampras won his 7th Wimbledon.
Tiger won the US open by 15 strokes.
The Yankees won the World Series.
Most of the current Buckeyes were not even born yet.
John Cooper lost his last Michigan game as OSU coach.

Michigan running back Anthony Thomas gets past Ohio State's Donnie Nickey as Nate Clements closes in for the tackle in the third quarter. (Marvin Fong, The Plain Dealer)