Assuming that the SEC, ACC, and BIG 12 actually play, what team should I adopt? More importantly, which team do I need to condition myself to start saying Fuck ____?

I’m assuming some of this will change once we see which OSU players the portal takes, but now I need to get up to speed on a new roster, coaching staff, game schedule, podcasts, local radio, etc. Ideally, the team has an excellent reporting and online fan community.

Downvotes for Texas or Clemson (for obvious reasons).