Unnamed sources close to the program, or people I just made up are confirming that Jim Harbaugh's contract hinged on revising the lyrics to the worst fight song in America. Sources indicate that a Ypsilanti printing plant has already started production on replacement sheet music and flyers for the student section. The previously unseen lyrics:
Hail! to Jim Harbaugh valiant
Hail! to our conqu'ring heroes
Hail! Hail! to Jim Harbaugh
The leaders and best!
Hail! to Jim Harbaugh valiant
Hail! to our conqu'ring heroes
Hail! Hail! to Jim Harbaugh
Our hero from the West!
Now, there's something you can't get free with the purchase of any two Coke products.