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My Rules for Being a U of SEC fan.

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November 21, 2014 at 3:54pm
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1. No allegiance to a single team
2. If your team is bad then you must be a fan of who ever is in first
3. You must use the term "WE" when refereeing to any team in the SEC
4. No logical thought process will be allowed
5. NCAA rules don’t apply to the SEC and when your team is busted revert to insisting that it was self-reported and everyone is out to get you even though ESecPN has swept most of the problem under the rug.
6. You must have a ESecPN profile for every team
7. When comparing teams you must use stats from the entire SEC to prove a point
8. If SEC teams play each other then that is like a bowl game
9. Any team in the SEC could go undefeated in any other conference and any other team would be lucky to go 6-6 in the SEC
10. If an SEC team loses an OOC game to a bad team then that game does not count because they must not be good
11. If that same team above wins a game in the SEC that makes the SEC so tough from top to bottom and all the teams are the best.
12. SEC Speed because a 4.42 40 in the SEC is faster than a 4.4 40 anywhere else.
13. The SEC could go undefeated in the NFL and win the Super Bowl every year
14. When bashing another college team using any team in the SEC you must again use the term "WE"
15. YOU MUST USE CAPS LOCK, ebonics, or broken English when blogging.
16. You must have a bias hateful obsession with Ohio State and bash them at least once every 2-3 blog posts and no original thought is allowed while doing it. Examples: 0-9, suckeyes, slowhio, liar liar vest on fire, OlieO.
17. You must brag about past SEC wins against current teams but when their fans attempt it you must deny all facts due to the game being in the past and the game did not count because they were a young team and everyone was picked in the 1st round of the NFL draft.
18. When deciding who has more NFL players you must use all 14 teams from the SEC and again use the term "WE" have more NFL players than your team.
19. Bash every other team for any student athlete getting a felony or misdemeanor over the last 30 years and dismiss the current 20 from your team in the current year by being a Vandy fan.
20. Everyone in the SEC is from the South.
21. If an SEC team goes undefeated against cupcake teams to start the season they automatically get ranked in the top 10 and ESecPN loves them.
22. SEC.. We don’t have to play OOC because we play with each other….
23. If an SEC team beats someone by 10-17 points it shall be considered a blowout. If any other team in the nation wins a game by 10 – 17 points it shall be considered a close game and that the team should have lost that game.
24. A 9-6 final score for a game played in the SEC is a game of the century because SEC defenses are so great and everyone should be playing in the NFL.
25. Must refer to all Ohio State fans as cheaters, liars, homers, delusional, and pathetic.

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