Who will be Michigan's new head coach?

Brian Kelly? Not the worst option, and he's very hate-worthy, and not even that great of a coach.

Les Miles? Rumor is he ruined their program for years with his cash and prizes, so maybe he can keep the trend going.

I don't know how much these guys would ask for a salary given the shit show that joint is right now, but I'll do it for less. I'll even do it for free.

Before you think, "But, C-dub, how could you?" I just want you to know I would do it out of love. I would do everything I could outside of legal issues to wreck that program even worse than it already is. Because Fuck 'em. That's why.

But seriously, who wants that job right now?