That's right, Warren, we ran off with $150,000 of your secret stash. Now we're going to use it to bet on college football games and there isn't a damn thing your rotten corpse can do about it.

In honor of The Presidential Power Parlay, let's open up the 11W vault and pull from Warren G. Harding's blood money. This year, the power parlay is going to be controlled by you.

You read that correctly, the readers of Eleven Warriors are going to vote to determine how to wager the last of Ohio's most dangerous son's money. During the chaotic closing weeks of the preseason, I was able to sneak into the 11W basement and walk out with several wheel barrel loads of Warren G's cabbage. Shhh, we have $150,000 of Marion's finest's stash to play with.*

Week 4 Results

YOUR WEEK 5 11W PARLAY VOTING BOOTH

LAST WEEK: 3-1
SEASON: 9-6
WINNINGS: -$40,000
BANK ROLL: $110,000

Four weeks in and we haven't had a big pay day. We were one victory away from a $150,000 jackpot. For the second time this season, a game involving That Team prevented us from our well deserved money. 

What did W.G.H. teach us? With another thunderous blow to the back of our head, Warren G. has reminded us to never place a bet on a game involving the Skunk Weasels. With another $10,000 lesson learned, it is time to move on to Week 5.

Week 5 Power Parlay

Alright, numb nuts, it's time to pick some winners. Little by little we are going to get our money back. This week we will wager on only two games. Win both and we are more than halfway to recovering our losses. 

The Potential Winnings

If we are able to correctly pick the two winners, the $10,000 will bring in $26,000. Miss on one selection and the $10,000 goes away quicker than a Michigan fan sniffing his finger after an armpit check.

• To participate, please click on the quiz below (or the link above) to make your picks for the five games.
• The teams with the most votes will be our community picks for this week's parlay.
• Don't worry if your pick is deemed correct/wrong, using a "quiz" for the survey and it needed a designated "correct" answer. All favored teams are the "correct" answer.
• Voting will close Saturday morning.
• Feel free to share and debate your picks of the games in the comment section.

*Legal note. There is not a stash of $150,000. Win or lose, nobody is making, or losing, any money. This is just for fun.

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The Rundown: No. 4 Ohio State at No. 9 Penn State