I was surprised to not see this in DJ's WMDs seeing as this is a Montana man doing Montana man things.

http://www.newser.com/story/231965/grizzly-attacks-same-man-twice.html?u...

This dude was attacked twice in ten minutes by the same bear, surviving both attacks by playing dead.  He used bear spray before the first attack to no avail.  After the second attack, he walked three miles to his vehicle and then drove 17 miles to the hospital.  Leo ain't got nothin' on this guy.

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