Good morning, dudes.  I received some interesting mailbag questions in my email last week that I’d like to share.  Be prepared, as the following is somewhat NSFW.

Osu07asu10 asks: 

Hey YTown, I have this problem where I can’t come up with any original material.  What do you suggest?  I also like to wear super tight jeans and sometimes think of myself as a woman, do you have any advice for that?

Well, 07/10, as far as original material is concerned I see you’re still having that problem.  If you feel like a woman then maybe you should just announce it to the world.  Actually, maybe I just did it for you.

Oyster asks:

Viagra or Cialis? 

No advice for you here Oyster.  Many men find that a good gym routine and lack of Old Mil Light are plenty to help in that department.

Earle asks:

I seem to have trouble finding my Golden Buckeye Card…I also forgot what I was about to ask you after that.

Where do I start here?  There’s a good site out there called the Senior Helpline that I recommend for you.  www.seniorhelpline.net.  Check it out and get some help, man.

Apack614 asks: 

Hey there, YTown!  So I’m having these weird and erotic dreams about a few of my internet friends.  Is this normal? 

No, dude, it is not normal.

I had a number of other mailbag questions but these ones seemed to be the most interesting.  I may do this segment again next week.

My in-laws are coming to town for Christmas and I have a feeling we’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fuckin’ K!  Seriously, it’s probably going to piss me off when I try to watch the Cavs and a number of people tell me that they want to watch something else.  Whatever.

Merry Christmas, fellow 11 Dubbers!