Welp, the autographed photo of our beloved Bert came.  I have it framed and hanging in my main operatory here at work.  The ladies in the office can't believe I hung it up, and none of them know who he is.  It is signed with a personal note to yours truly.  It reads; "Doc, Great to meet you.  I love all my fans in Ohio.  Come stay with me in Arkansas next time. - Bert"  It is written in his first grade type hand writing.  It is definitely legit.  Don't be jealous...