Totally anything else material, but I thought it would be a welcome break from black uni discussions.

Lucky Charms to Release Marshmallow ONLY Boxes

First you read the headline & think "This is awesome!  I've always dreamed of having a box 100% full of Lucky Charms marshmallows!"

Then you read the rest of the article and learn that only 10 boxes will actually be made.  Similar to finding Wonka's golden ticket, there is a contest, but it involves a #selfie and Biz Markie detailing the 'fine print'.