My favorite David Feherty line: Sergio Garcia is ready to hit on a par 3 tee. He steps away. Sets up again. Steps away again. Does it a couple more times. Feherty whispers into the mike, "He is now certain that is isn't sure."

Some more great Feherty one-liners from Golfstr.com:

Feherty is a CBS and Golf Channel announcer who finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind … (probably always on time delay these days).

He said one day, “It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group.”

“Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body.”

“That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn’t find it if it was wrapped in bacon.”

“I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn’t be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife.”

Jim Furyk’s swing “looks like an octopus falling out of a tree.”

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“That’s a great shot with that swing.”

“It’s OK – the bunker stopped it.”

At Augusta 2011 – “It’s just a glorious day.  The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it.”

“That was a great shot – if they’d have put the pin there today.”

“Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.”

“That green appears smaller than a Pygmie’s nipple”.

http://www.golfstr.com/ode-to-golf/golf-truisms/