"Do not try to approach the turkey," Deputy Police Chief Melissa Overton said. "We've gotten calls from people who have been trapped and unable to move because he's cornered them." http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/07/30/Very-aggressive-turkey-terrorizes...

The University of Michigan president has contacted Brady Hoke about removing the turkey. Hoke responded, "I'll be there as soon as I can get my hands on some cornbread stuffing and cranberry sauce."