That kid's father, Booger from Better Off Dead, must be very proud.
Those weren't feral hogs.
I think we can rule Old Man Clemens out as the perp in the poop attack.
If I don't explain what you ought to know
You can tell me all about it on the next Bardo
Number 3 should be renamed The Number 1 Reason To Love Wisconsin.
Up where the buckeyes tumble down
You'll find the country's grandest town
It seems a lady's kiss means more
Out on Lake Erie's southern shore.
From water's edge to Waterloo,
From Shaker Square to Brookside Zoo,
You'll find the best location in the nation
If you travel down to good ol' Cleveland town.
Appeasement never works. We looked the other way when Grandma got run over and now this happens. The deer menace must be stopped.
Yeah, but have you ever tried cocaine and chocolate chip cookies while...