UPDATE (12:55): We're not going to die of Ebola just yet, you guys.
JUST IN: Ohio Dept of Health says all test came back negative this morning on a woman being treated for Ebola in Columbus.
— Matt Bruning (@mbruning81) August 5, 2014
Ebola has maybe, quite possibly, found its way to Columbus:
BREAKING NEWS: Columbus Public Health confirms one person, who recently traveled to West Africa, is being tested for the Ebola virus.
— 10TV.com (@10TV) August 5, 2014
Does this mean we're all going to die?
Trick question. We're already dying.
(Here's why you shouldn't freak out about Ebola patients in the US.)
Source: twitter.com/10TV
