Charles Woodson to Speak at Michigan Commencement

By D.J. Byrnes on March 12, 2018 at 2:58 pm
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Michigan dropout Charles Woodson, one of the greatest traitors in Ohio history, will speak at a ceremony celebrating the latest wave of successfully indoctrinated Michigan students, The Michigan Daily reported Monday.

No matter your thoughts on Woodson—and as a child of the 1990s, I have a lot—it sounds like the sommelier can't be any worse than last year's commencement speaker.

The University angered seniors last year when, in honor of the University’s bicentennial, the administration opted to produce a video of faculty reading the text of former commencement speeches instead of inviting a live speaker.

I speak for all of Buckeye Kingdom when I say "Congratulations" to Michigan graduates on their new debt.

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