Video: Goldy Gopher Murders a Child

By D.J. Byrnes on September 24, 2017 at 2:56 pm
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Minnesota is 3-0... but its season took a dark turn Sunday at the Minnesota Vikings game when its beloved mascot, Goldy Gopher, murdered a child in front of 66,000 people when he truck-sticked him into eternal damnation.

The butchery vaulted Goldy to No. 7 on the FBI's Most Wanted List. The ranking comes attached with a $10,000 bounty... dead or alive.

Goldy is considered armed and dangerous.

Source: @HobieFOX9

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