Hello... police? I would like to report a mutant roaming somewhere near State College, Pennsylvania. As evidence, here is a video of a running back power cleaning 405 pounds.
He goes by "Saquon Barkley."
My accompanying affidavit, from SB editor Spencer Hall:
some linemen can't clean 405 y'all https://t.co/64hwp69nQS
— THICC KEN (@edsbs) June 29, 2017
Thank you for your help in bringing this monster to justice. Go Bucks.
Source: @IronLions1
