Buchtel Coach Doesn't Follow News

By Jason Priestas on February 27, 2007 at 8:45 pm
Akron Buchtel Football Coach Claude Brown"Oh, you wanted my innocent look?"

Akron Buchtel head football coach Claude Brown was arraigned on a third-degree felony charge for sexual battery. The charges were brought after a 17-year-old student at Buchtel High, where Brown teaches social studies, alleged the two had sexual intercourse on a few occasions between December and February.

So, according to our wooden calculator, Brown was getting some school girl love around the same time that his most famous player, Antonio Pittman was returning home to the school to announce his plans to enter the draft.

I hope it was worth it coach. I hope those 7 minutes were the best in your life. Congratulations on making the internet's most notorious database. Congratulations on that order restricting your presence from any minors except immediate family. I confess that I went to high school during the dark ages of baggy sweaters and flannel on girls, but do you not read the news. Memo to Claude Brown: kids make terrible keepers of secrets.