Goodbye, 2016: August

The Good

• Tate Martell figured out the whole O-H-I-O thing very quickly.
• Kyle Snyder pinned the world and claimed wrestling's ultimate prize. 
• Jabrill Peppers, factually correct human: Ohio State kicked our ass.
• Hmm, Urban appears to like his secondary.
• Mike Weber won the starting job at tailback. Tony Alford called his parents. 
• Urban has no idea what kind of team this will be. Good, maybe?

THE SAD

• The Torrance Gibson Experience was put on hold. Ohio State's head coach did not agree with the decision. 
• The Chargers did stupid, stupid things with Joey Bosa until they finally wised up. 

  Hmmm...

• The 10-year oral history of your favorite Ohio State web site.
• The 11W Report debuted on Time Warner Cable Sports Channel.
• Paul Finebaum chatted with 11W.
• Herbie predicted Ohio State, Alabama, Clemson and a purple team to make the CFP - nailed it.
• Michigan put Wolverine Legend Ryan Shazier in a recruiting photo to promote its NFL feeder cred.
• Chic Harley-ish alternate unis announced! 
• Ohio State WR coach says having so many options at wide receiver is a great problem to have.

  Your Faves

• Top Skully for the month - key passage:

And shoutout to everyone moving into Ohio State this weekend. Fight Father Time with every fiber of your being, otherwise, you will waste away into the real world.

You don't want any part of the real world. Stay in Candyland. Trust me on this.

• Top Film Study for the month: How the Buckeyes Will Try to Replace Ezekiel Elliott's Production in 2016
• Clickiest article: Ohio State Ranked #1 in Associated Press All-Time College Football Rankings.
• Busiest forum post: Zach Smith cryptically tweeting, again