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If you had to, which Ohio State assistant coach would you rather headbutt?

Kerry Coombs
27% (314 votes)
Luke Fickell
11% (134 votes)
Tom Herman
33% (384 votes)
Mike Vrabel
15% (176 votes)
Ed Warinner
6% (70 votes)
9% (101 votes)
Total Votes: 1179


Oyster's picture

I am guessing Other was short for Goo Goo G'Joob, because I chose that one.

3M hoards the KoolAid like Elaine hoards sponges.

(and FitzBuck was clearly the winner)

Oyster's picture

Those are words to a famous Beatles song.

3M hoards the KoolAid like Elaine hoards sponges.

(and FitzBuck was clearly the winner)

LadyBuck's picture

Thanks for making me laugh. Thankfully, I am not the walrus.

AndyVance's picture

I chose "other," 'cause I had some Jim Bollman angst left lingering...

RBuck's picture

It didn't say current coach so...Nick Siciliano.

Long live the southend.

BuckeyeSki's picture

Beat me to it. I'd love to headbutt Siciliano so hard it would rewind his mind. Yeah....that's a videotape manager joke. Deal with it

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DJRoss926's picture

I chose Coombs and immediately regretted it; he would come at me harder than a patriot missle.

spqr2008's picture

I choose Herman, because he wouldn't hit me as hard.  Wouldn't want to mess up the MENSA mind.

Et_Tu_OSU's picture

Downright cowardly if you ask me.
I did the same thing for the same reason...

"The revolution will be televised."

JoshAlum's picture

I was torn - Herman cause I like my face, or Vrabel just for the story. 

tunehtraef's picture

Same line of thinking. I think Vrabel, Fickell, or Coombs would mess me up. I'll go with the softer looking guy to not cause too much damage to my head!

Urbstache's picture

Urb. Just so I could say I did.
Edit: crap, assistant. Well Coombs I guess.

Urban Warfare

Dean's picture

The guy who knows how to dougie, definitely.

IBleedSandG's picture

Herman if I was mad, Coombs in celebration.


GoBucks713's picture

I went with VraBRO. In order to be the best, you have to beat the best.

-The Aristocrats!


You headbut Vrabel you're going to end up in the ER

"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.

ccollins0325's picture

I chose Fickell - To remind him not to start off next year like he did this year.

BUCKI4LIFE's picture

Chose Vrable....if you are going to headbutt someone, you might as well go for it!

Poison nuts's picture


"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

Jhesse17's picture

Coombs, Vrabel and Fickell would mess me up. I'll take Herman any day. Mostly because the surface area of his forhead would spread out the force so much I probably wouldn't even feel it.

William's picture

Other: Hinton, he's the smallest dude on the staff. 

Nkohl13's picture

Coombs. Just to see his reaction.

M tots's picture

Other. I think I'd go with Zach Smith. He and I are built about the same and WR's generally don't welcome a lot of contact, so he probably wouldn't hit quite as hard.

OSUStu's picture

Gotta be Vrabel.  Who wants headbutt somebody that isn't into it?

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

Doc's picture

I went with Vrab's. I figure his head is sore right now so he might not hit me so hard, I'm sure I'm wrong but it sounds good in theory.

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buckeye76BHop's picture

I picked Vrabel...

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."

"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."

Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987 

jkrk's picture

Maybe they'll start sending this picture to recruits.

otrain2416's picture

I'm really surprised Coombs didn't do this first

We were born to love Ohio State and hate that team up north.

BuckeyeNation's picture

Rotflmao! I chose other just so I could comment. This is got to be the craziest poll yet!

741's picture

Coombs. I would knock that crazy old coot the hell OUT! 

LadyBuck's picture

I voted Coombs, just because it would be awesome, but I think my head would be smashed in no matter who I elected to headbutt against.

USMC11917's picture

Fickell, still a little pissed about last year even though I know it was better for us in the long run.