Salty Parents of Genetically-Inferior Kids Petitioned to Ban Leonard Fournette from 'Park Ball'

By D.J. Byrnes on September 25, 2015 at 4:40 pm
Boss Fournette!
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Leonard Fournette is a dang monster, and he's been eating souls for a long, long time.

From USAToday.com:

A few years later, he returned. And at Hunter’s Field and Goretti’s Park, the legend began. At 12, his talent was too much. Parents from opposing teams signed a petition to have him banned.

“He was bigger than everyone,” says Corey Scott, Fournette’s uncle. “He basically just destroyed ‘park ball.’ He was running over all the kids.”

As a seventh-grader, Fournette played for St. Augustine High School’s freshman team. The next season, coaches put him into a drill opposite Tyrann Mathieu, who was then a senior who would go on to become a consensus All-America at LSU.

Fournette ran over the Honey Badger.

Were those 12-year-old tapes as vicious as the tape he left in his wake against Auburn? Probably not, but I can't stop laughing at the idea of angry parents fuming on the sidelines as Fournette ran wild. 


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