Brady Hoke, Nick Saban and Other Coaches Read Mean Tweets

By 11W Staff on August 30, 2014 at 10:43a
Brady Hoke finally reveals whether he wears hot dog water as cologne.

Taking a page from Jimmy Kimmel's celebrities reading mean tweets, ESPN's GameDay ran a segment with Brady Hoke, Nick Saban, Will Muschamp and Dan Mullen reading mean tweets during Saturday's season-opening telecast.

Finally, Brady Hoke reveals whether he uses hot dog water as cologne—almost.

(If you are having problems watching this video on your mobile device, you may have better luck trying to watch it on ESPN's website.)

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BuckeyeInOrlando's picture

He read it wrong too... What a dummy

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njclebuckeye5's picture

Jimmy Kimmel #wellactually

Lobs it to the endzone... Touchdown Devin Smith!!

buckskin's picture

Did they say Saban is the one who is writing these tweets.

chitown buckeye's picture

Hoke doesn't help the narrative about himself...

"I'm having a heart attack!"

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Seattle Linga's picture

Anyone notice Hoke didn't deny the hot dog water cologne - truly a gem!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE's picture

Humor. Bold humor. 

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hit_the_couch's picture

I love these videos; we need more!

And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!

The Urban Legend's picture

Pure Michigan 

The Legend continues

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tOSUperiour's picture

Which one of you tweeted Brady Hoke?

We don't give a Da*n for the whole state of *ichigan cause we're from OHIO!

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NuttyBuckeye's picture

Not me.  My tweet to him was:

What's invisible and smells like bacon?  Brady Hoke's farts.

Must have been too crude for TV.

What's round on the ends and high in the middle? Tell me if you know!

Tater_Schroeder's picture

I only tweet recruits. 


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tOSUperiour's picture

lol... on behalf of SEC fans everywhere - thank you. ;-)

We don't give a Da*n for the whole state of *ichigan cause we're from OHIO!

The Urban Legend's picture
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Seattle Linga's picture

Nice Meatballs Gif Legend - favorite movie when I was a kid

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OSUPhilosopherAndHomer's picture

If you listen to what he says, Hoke clearly says "IT IS true that Brady Hoke wears hot dog water as cologne." lol

“This is America! And in America, if something sucks, you're supposed to be able to get your money back!”

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jamesrbrown322's picture

Mullen nailed. Gotta give him credit!

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill

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AndyVance's picture

AGREED. Well played, Coach Mullen. Well played Sir.

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Doc's picture

Yeah, he nailed it.  And no shit Flounder, I would have never guessed you liked hot dogs...

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Yeah, he nailed it.  And no shit Flounder, I would have never guessed you liked hot dogs...

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PittBuckeye's picture

Could have made that segment much longer and funnier. I'm sure there are much more creative tweets out there that aren't too crude for tv.

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BuckGuy003's picture

Too bad Bert wasn't on here. I havnt laughed at his dumb face in dozens of hours, DOZENS!

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Seabass1974's picture

Just remember, everyone who hears Hoke speak, loses IQ points.

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Woody Hayes

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I love Brady Hoke. (no homo.) I love everything about him. I love how he relates with his players, and with their families, how he doesn't take himself too seriously, with how he just has fun. I love his coaching staff. I love that he feels really bad about Braxton Miller, and comes from the same town. I love that Brady Hoke isn't fake and plastic. I love that he isn't mean and miserable. I love that he can make fun of himself, flub his line, and he just comes off as a coach. I don't even care about the fat jokes, because let's face it, he isn't thin. I love that he says "Ohio," (which I don't do,) and that he won't wear red. You can tell that at least some players feel the same way, because his recruiting keeps on getting better, even though the record hasn't. Ohio State has an awesome coach with a great record, which I doubt Brady Hoke will ever match. But you know what? I'm happy for you, and I'm happy for Michigan. I know a bunch of y'all think Hoke is on a hot seat. He isn't. He'll be around for a long time, which makes a bunch of OSU fans giggly. Ummh, time will tell, but I don't think OSU's recent overwhelming winning record against Michigan is going to continue much longer. Don't know if it will be this year, or next, but Michigan will be punching OSU in the face. Finally, my boy is only in 8th grade ball, and I'd be shocked for him to play in college. Just doesn't have the speed and size. But if he did play in college, Hoke is the kind of coach I'd want him to play for. Ted Ginn feels the same way, and that's why Frank Clark and Willie Henry are at Michigan.

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original buckeye's picture

Do you love his 7-6 record last season?

Do you love the fact that his record has gotten worse each year he's been at Michigan?

Do you love Michigan playing in the BW-3 Bowl last year?  And losing it?

I love all of those things about Brady too.

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IGotAWoody's picture

Perfect response! Yes, please keep him around for a LONG time! We love him as much as we loved Rich Rod!!


“The good life is a process, not a state of being. It is a direction, not a destination.” ~Carl Rogers

BuckeyeAsylum's picture

I heard "It is true Brady Hoke..." Just me and the Jager or did he botch that?

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HighBallAce's picture

I'm sorry but I don't think it's funny to make fun of someone cause they are over weight. I mean I was always skinny as a kid and I was a really good ball player so in high school I didn't get made fun of. But jr. high was horrible for me. I got made fun of relentlessly so I just don't think it's right to make fun of people period. I try to show respect for everyone. I make mistakes and I'm not perfect so I don't expect that from anyone. I teach my daughter to be the same way. So I'm sorry, I just don't see the humor in it.