Report: Jameis Winston Stole Crab Legs

By Kyle Rowland on April 30, 2014 at 11:21a
170 Comments

Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston was issued a citation Tuesday for shoplifting at Publix, according to multiple reports. The Florida State quarterback allegedly stole crab legs from the Tallahassee grocery store. 

"He got an adult civil citation," a source inside the Tallahasse Police told Tomahawk Nation. "If he completes the sanctions it will never show up on his record. They commonly give them to juveniles on first criminal offenses. They are now doing it for minor misdemeanors for adults to lower crime rate"

Winston was investigated for an alleged rape last season, a highly-publicized case that was eventually dropped by the State Attorney. Winston was also questioned in November about a BB gun incident, and he reportedly stole pop from Burger King. 

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FROMTHE18's picture

Glad to see the Tallahassee PD get this one right...

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OvalBeachBum's picture

 

"In the words of the late great Colonel Sanders, I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Ricky Bobby

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WC Buckeye's picture

It's only a matter of time before this train runs off its own rails. Mark it down.

The only thing that's new in the world is the history that we have forgotten.

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DeepSouthBuckeye's picture

Loving all things Buckeye from SEC country in Alabama.
"How firm thy friendship....O-HI-O"

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vball10set's picture
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Baroclinicity's picture

Photoshop really has the ability to showcase talent.  This is great!

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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wilkins0802's picture

This, this made me happy!

BroJim's picture

He probably did it because he didn't want to go to bed hungry, poor Heisman Trophy winner.  .  , This KID ( Looking at you DJ) is up to no good.

I season my simple food with hunger

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BuckDiego's picture

"...he reportedly stole pop from Burger King."

Awesome.   

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MikeNugents BigToe's picture

 

"Remember that 55 yarder against Marshall?" -Not Mike Nugent

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buckeyedude's picture

Right. I thought it was "soda" down there?

 

 

Oldschoolbuck's picture

Hopefully the "adult civil citation" will be preemptive and he won't escalate to more serious offenses...

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Barnsey69's picture

"What the f*ck are robster craws?" 

Will someone do me a solid and post a GIF of Booger please....thank you.

Jameis is a peneis.

I am a modern-art masterpiece.

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Barnsey69's picture

THANK YOU!

I am a modern-art masterpiece.

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D-Day0043's picture

Love that movie.

I am D-Day0043 and I approve this message.

TheShookster's picture

The Deadliest Catch: Jameis Winston

Every year, brave men flock to Publix grocery stores in search of red gold. 

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DJ Byrnes's picture

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

Crimson's picture

This never would have happened if he went to an SEC school.  They pay their players enough that they don't have to steal crab legs.

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Oyster's picture

Pssst, you forgot to turn off your sarcasm font before you posted this.

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BoFuquel's picture

Sterling character. GO BUCKS!

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

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OSU_ALUM_05's picture

Here's some irony for you:

If he steals crab legs he gets a minor slap on the wrist that goes away, i.e., no consequence.

If he uses his celebrity to show up and ask for and receive free crab legs he gets embroiled in an NCAA investigation.

The NCAA ....where cashing in on your fame is wrong and criminal activity is irrelevant.

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KBonay's picture

↑↑↑↑↑↑

 

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OSUpawn's picture

Does he only have one eye?

I believe the SEC players put their pants on one leg at a time like we do.

osu07asu10's picture

Sportscenter at 6pm:

Heisman trophy winner too poor to afford food...

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

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teddyballgame's picture

publix would be wise not to pursue this

tallahassee is a football town

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MordenoftheSith's picture

Teddy, are you suggesting Publix would be raked through the coals if they pursue this?

If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.

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Earle's picture

Incidentally, raking them through coals is an excellent way to cook stolen crab legs.

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OSU_ALUM_05's picture

you're on fire today, Earle ... it's like you've been waiting for someone to steal crab legs for 10 years and now that it's happened you're just letting it rip

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Hovenaut's picture

What say you Heisman Trust? Your current award winner has crabs.

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

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Crumb's picture

I was waiting for someone to say it and of course it was Hove who hit it out of the park.

"The only good thing about it is winning the d*** thing" - Urban Meyer on The Game The War

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Zimmy07's picture

Winston got crabs.

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Buckeye Knight's picture

"Infamous Jameis" just doesn't roll off the tongue as easily...

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schneidzzz's picture

Infamous..........isn't that when you're "more than famous?" 

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toad1204's picture

What a bullshit make up call.

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

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Buckeye80's picture

I don't know what it is, about that guy, but I just don't like him.  Maybe I'd feel differently if he was wearing Scarlet and Gray, but there's just something there....

 

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OSU069's picture

I like him. He proved to be a great and clutch player as well as a good leader in just his second season at FSU. The rape thing was bad, but we will never know what happened because of the botched investigation so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. This crab leg thing is nothing. Just a kid doing something stupid and minor. 

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JJHerman's picture

Yea, everybody is part of a rape investigation and steals crabs once in their life.

PowerfulPrimates are powerful....

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Crimson's picture

The rest of us try not to get crabs or to get rid of them.  Jameis steals them.

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OSU069's picture

I wasn't saying that the rape investigation was minor. I was talking about the crab legs. He wasn't charged with the rape. It's not obvious one way or the other if he did it so I'm not going to hold that against him. I have no problem whatsoever if other people don't like him. 

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Buckeye80's picture

I'm going to call bullshit on that last comment. I'm a small business owner. He is not a kid.  Shoplifting is a crime, and really adds up to major losses for small businesses like mine.

I agree that we'll never know the truth about the rape case, and we should give him the benefit of the doubt.

He is a great player.  His teammates seem to love him, and seems to be a great leader.  There is just something there, that I don't like. 

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ralEbuckI's picture

I call bullshit too. I think at that age, you get one "he's just a kid" pass. He had his and apparently the only thing he learned from it is there are no consequences.  Regardless of the outcome of the alleged rape case, the lesson should have been learned. 

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Zimmy07's picture

Crab Legs can go for about the same price per pound as decent steak can.

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BuckeyeJ's picture

Calling bs also! It was stealing. He prob did it as a prank. He is a great ball player! BUT he is in all kinds of "freshman" trouble like this, and like shooting cars with BB guns. 

The "rape" case-----i read the WSJ article and  he didn't sound to innocent to me. I won't  condemn him because he wasn't charged but that investigation was "botched" and "overlooked" from the start! And it sounds like the young lady is gonna keep looking into getting something done. If she was my daughter----wow is all I can say so I won't incriminate myself 

skid21's picture

I was his age once and never stole anything. What is with the excuses with this guy? Maybe I'm just a lame ass pussy but when we start making excuses for people who steal (more than once) and allegedly rape people we have our priorities all screwed up.

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USMC11917's picture

I agree! Be careful though, holding folks to a lawful accountability isn't exactly reasonable for some on here.

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TheBadOwl's picture

Watching him lead his team and seeing him genuinely go out there and enjoy the shit out of the game of football made me into a Jameis fan.

The sexual assault allegations made me re-think that, but I don't know what happened that night. I guess I'm more neutral towards him anyways.

But hey, this crab leg thing is hilarious, it's like the Workaholics episode where Blake joins a street art collective and steals from a grocery store salad bar.

When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half mast I thought, "Alright, another bureaucrat ate it." but then I saw it was Li'l Sebastian. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.

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USMC11917's picture

Stealing is hilarious? What kind of thought process is that?

chitown buckeye's picture

To me, shoplifiting doesn't fall into the category of "kids being kids" in college. Underage drinking, a fight, excess partying, fall into that category. When you take it to the level of stealing that is bad. IMO

"I'm having a heart attack!"

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dwcbuckeye's picture

DV me to oblivion, er -10, but this guy will always be Rapiest Winston to me.  At best this arrogant prick took advantage of someone weaker than him.

A logic puzzle:  Future NFL LB Kwon is to Winston as LT was to Theismann

Not saying I wish that to happen as that would be bad karma, but if it did I would not lose any sleep.

 

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nikolajz1's picture

He's not any more scummy than Pryor was. If he won us a national title you'd love him. 

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Buckeye80's picture

Pryor was never accused of rape, or theft (that I'm aware of). I agree he was far from perfect. You may be right about the national title.

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rdubs's picture

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????  Pryor was never suspected or accused of anything illegal.  He cashed in on his fame, something that 99.9999999999% of people in the world are allowed to do.  But work for a "non-profit" organization called the NCAA and do it and you get called a thug or scum.  Equating what Pryor did with what Jameis has done is just ignorant.

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nikolajz1's picture

Not talking about legal stuff. Talking about his reputation on campus as an utter asshole. 

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skid21's picture

Being an asshole is one thing. Stealing and possibly raping someone is in an entirely different universe. The fact you don't recognize that is disturbing.

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krazy12's picture

He also supposedly traded for cash to take care of his mother. From what I have read he claimed to have the receipts. Has anyone heard if that was validated? Either way alleged rape and keeping your mother's power on in the dead of winter is obviously very different.

"If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do... the body is never tired if the mind is not tired."
-General George S. Patton

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osu07asu10's picture

EDIT: Strikethrough feature still on the DL...

 

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

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krazy12's picture

Haha busted. Can I get an up vote for the gentleman?

"If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do... the body is never tired if the mind is not tired."
-General George S. Patton

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bucksk1n's picture

I have no issue with Pryor.  He was young and did a few things that disrespected the program but nothing criminal.  This is the 4th time Jameis has been involved in a criminal case in a year (BB Gun fight, Burger King soda theft, rape, and crabgate).

For comparison sake, anyone remember Dominic Clarke?  He was involved in a BB gun fight then had a DUI and was kicked from the Buckeye program though I do wonder what Coach Meyer would have done if it had been Braxton.  Urban has been pretty consistent though as Hyde and Roby will attest.

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pcuzz1's picture

That picture is so fitting for this story!

pat cozzens

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Earle's picture

Did he consider the impact this might have on his team?  How completely shellfish of him!

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Poison nuts's picture

WOW!

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

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Whoa Nellie's picture

Don't know if Jameis will be able to claw his way back to the top after this.  Unfortunate for him, and his school, since he's their sole QB.  Pretty sure Jimbo Fisher will disregard this red herring, and give Jameis his seal of approval.

 

“Don’t fear criticism. The stands are full of critics. They play no ball. They fight no fights. They make no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down on the field are the doers, they make mistakes because they attempt many things.”

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45has2's picture

There is also one of him kissing a bunch of crab legs instead of the BCS trophy. I am unable to upload photos or I would do so. From Free Shoes to Free Seafood University. They are keeping the OBC in chuckles.

"I don't like nice people. I like tough, honest people." -W.W. Hayes

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irishfury's picture

Well he is known for taking whatever he wants.

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Hogan1's picture

I know its never the victims fault but those crab legs were asking for it.

 

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brandonbauer87's picture

You just made a rape joke without offending people. Bravo. 

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OSUpawn's picture

I bet the coach makes him sit out a "half of a practice game".

I believe the SEC players put their pants on one leg at a time like we do.

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osu07asu10's picture

"I said, you hungry? They said, we hungry, I said, good we hungry then"

"I said, you want lobster? They said, we want lobster. I said, we gon eat free lobster then"

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

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MikeNugents BigToe's picture

 

"Remember that 55 yarder against Marshall?" -Not Mike Nugent

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seafus26's picture

Imagine if they weren't keeping him busy and occupied by baseball....

Go Bucks and michigan STILL SUCKS!

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unknownmusketeer's picture

To Braxton Miller,

  Thank you for choosing Ohio State, being a world-class athlete, and behaving as a great role model. May future generations be inspired by your approach and aspire to your success.

Cheers,

Me

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Buckeyeneer's picture

And may the worst thing you ever do is dye your hair blonde.

"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes
THE Ohio State University

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skid21's picture

Thank you Braxton for not putting OSU fans in the position to make lame ass excuses for your criminal behavior.

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roundtown's picture

His baseball coach told him he needed to steal more.

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roundtown's picture

Mark Emmert said unlimited snacks for NCAA athletes. He didn't say where....

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thatlillefty's picture

The timing of the citation is interesting given that the NCAA recently approved unlimited meals for student athletes.

This line from tomahawk nation made me chuckle.

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Homey1970's picture

You're right.  Maybe this is the new FSU approved meal plan for student athletes.

pdan46's picture

At least he did not sell it to pay for a tatoo! That is probably why the NCAA has not stepped in yet!

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buckeye4life050233's picture

Yea no kidding.  Who was it Posey, I think, that got a 5 game suspension or whatever because of the summer work thing where he was paid like less than 15 dollars more than what he had worked?  5 games for $15 or so dollars= 5 game suspension.  $42 bucks or whatever rapist winston "stole" and i use the term stole because if it were anyone else they would have been arrested and would be forced to plead down to petty theft instead of given a "civil citation".  It is double the amount that Posey served 5 games for, so shouldn't winston be out 10 games at minimum next year????

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teddyballgame's picture

"If I ever get Manziel disease, I want all of you to smack me in the head with your microphones," Winston responded.

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You can't spell chump without UM's picture

Why would he steal crabs from Publix when he could just get them for free from any FSU girl.

Brady Hoke ate my comment

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Patriot4098's picture

Didn't he try that already?

"Evil shenanigans!"     - Mac

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gobucks96's picture

Wow. It must be bad for a college athlete. Even the Heisman trophy winner needs to steal food to eat.

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Jugdish's picture

Remember to get your wolverine spade or neutered. TBDBITL

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Ethos's picture

lol what the fuck is Winn Dixie procedure? Free crab legs if you make it out the door before they tackle you?

"What do you need water for, Sunshine?!" - Coach Coombs, if you don't love this man, you have no soul.

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Zimmy07's picture

Winn Dixie probably takes athletes seriously when they tell the fish monger to put it on FSU's tab.

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SonOfBuckeye's picture

Flagged for illegal Winn Dixie procedure.

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osu07asu10's picture

Pretty sure we just had our spat of, "He was just tired, sleeping in his car.." posts on here

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

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Earle's picture

At least Roby wasn't tired from eating too many stolen crab legs.

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osu07asu10's picture

Damnit Earle, you get me every time!

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

Earle's picture

Of course, we'll never know for sure whether the real reason he copped to physical control wasn't that he knew his test would come back positive for drawn butter.

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osu07asu10's picture

He did appear to have glazed lips and buttery fingers...

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

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teddyballgame's picture

Police did see an open container of Old Bay in the vehicle.

 

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osu07asu10's picture

That is excellent, haha and old bays is the best!

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

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southbay's picture

I'm picturing a Tallahassee cop dipping his pinky into the Old Bay to get just a taste, then nodding affirmatively with a wry smile...

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BuckToAsT's picture

Police also found paraphernalia in his vehicle:

 

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Ethos's picture

At least he steals good stuff, not those awful candy bars or snacks that are easy to hide.  I admire his taste.

"What do you need water for, Sunshine?!" - Coach Coombs, if you don't love this man, you have no soul.

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DLB1276's picture

Tallahasse PD released a report saying the crabs went home with him consensually.

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jamesrbrown322's picture

Correction - their official statement indicates that there is not enough information available to determine whether it was consensual. However, one of his roommates did allegedly film it, but later deleted it after Winston refused to give him his turn with the crab legs.

"I can accept failure, but I cannot accept not trying." - W.W. Hayes

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BuckToAsT's picture

Actually, that report won't be released until late next year.

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topgun67's picture

always amazed that these future, potential multi millionaires cannot have common sense and maturity to behave during these collegiate years to position themselves for a lifetime financial security. 

idiots...

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Borrowed Time's picture

when you are younger, you aren't always thinking about a lifetime of financial security... maturity takes a long, long time. 

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skid21's picture

Bullshit. I'm tired of these excuses. This guy is like 20 years old? I think most people know it is wrong to steal at 6 years old if not sooner.

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Borrowed Time's picture

I completely agree, stealing is wrong at all ages. I'm simply calling him immature, not giving him an excuse.

Many things that 20 year-olds do like fighting and general overly drunk, boorish behavior are wrong, but these are seen as "just guys being guys." Doesn't make it any less immature in my opinion, and is another way that guys aren't always thinking about their lifetime financial security.

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jamesrbrown322's picture

Guys, take it easy, he's just trying to avoid all of those hungry nights!

 

"I can accept failure, but I cannot accept not trying." - W.W. Hayes

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hit_the_couch's picture

I can't blame the kid; anyone that has ever been to Publix knows how ridiculously overpriced they are.

I thought most people were trying to get rid of or avoid the crabs...

And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!

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AltaBuck's picture

Is Jameis pledging Delta house?

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

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jamesrbrown322's picture

Food King! Food King! Food King!

Actual footage of the theft -

 

"I can accept failure, but I cannot accept not trying." - W.W. Hayes

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tennbuckeye19's picture

I had crabs once...in Maryland.

Bamabucknut's picture

Authorities are really doing this young man a disservice.One of these years he will do something that will change his life and the lives of others.....and a hard slap on the wrist sooner may have avoided it.

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Riggins's picture

Have you talked to your children about crab theft? It's the gateway crime.

But seriously, the horse is out of the barn on this one. Considering what he's already gotten away with.

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JohnnyKozmo's picture

I'm athletic, but I wasn't blessed with the talent Jameis and these other athletes have.  What is going through their heads when they make decisions like this?   We were all kids and college students, and have made plenty of boneheaded decisions, but I wasn't a reigning Heisman winner, and projected #1 pick a year before I was even eligible.  

 

This is the 4th negative story about this guy, and that's just what we know about.  If this was Braxton, the media would be calling for Urban to kick him off the team.  TP, Manziel-all they did was profit off their likeness-that's not even a crime.  Winston now has 4 different occasions when he could've, and probably should've been charged.  Won't matter much come draft day next year, someone will take him #1.  

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Deadly Nuts's picture

Free Seafood University

LEBRON

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Buck Commander's picture

Awesome.....I Love It!

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

jamesrbrown322's picture
True, true

 

"I can accept failure, but I cannot accept not trying." - W.W. Hayes

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GoBucks713's picture

I completely misread the story a few times. Jamies gets busted for crab legs stolen from Publix sure reads like something else when you consider the trouble he was just in. 
 

-The Aristocrats!

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Otown Buckeye's picture

if he goin do it then, he better do it big then #2pounds

"because we couldn't go for three"

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SouthernBuck's picture

I have no idea what you just said.

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southbuc's picture

"Crabs:  'Tis better to give than to receive"

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DBell8's picture

At least the crab legs consented to it

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jamesrbrown322's picture

He's probably part of the 82% that grew up without a father. What a thug!

"I can accept failure, but I cannot accept not trying." - W.W. Hayes

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Buck Commander's picture

Now he got crabs.......oh boy!

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

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wibuckeye's picture

He thought it was PUBIX where he usually got his crabs. 

WIBUCKEYE

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jamesrbrown322's picture
OH SNAP!

No seriously, it probably does burn...

"I can accept failure, but I cannot accept not trying." - W.W. Hayes

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HighBallAce's picture

For some reason this lends credence to that whole saying about going blind thing......lol

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jamesrbrown322's picture

Someone PLEASE contact Steve Spurrier for a quote!

 

"I can accept failure, but I cannot accept not trying." - W.W. Hayes

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jamesrbrown322's picture

This is pretty good - 

 

"I can accept failure, but I cannot accept not trying." - W.W. Hayes

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Urban Nation Army's picture

Bet you can't say "Bert Bielma is a bumbling buffoon" five times fast.

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FROMTHE18's picture

the picture is the same from an earlier comment, but the quote is hysterical, +1

buckeye4life050233's picture

Who was it Devier Posey, I think, that got a 5 game suspension or whatever because of the summer work thing where he was paid like less than 15 dollars more than what he had worked?  5 games for $15 or so dollars= 5 game suspension.  $42 bucks or whatever rapist winston "stole" and i use the term stole because if it were anyone else they would have been arrested and would be forced to plead down to petty theft instead of given a "civil citation".  It is double the amount that Posey served 5 games for, so shouldn't winston be out 10 games at minimum next year????

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hit_the_couch's picture

Posey ended up serving 10 games though. I don't what all for.

And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!

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Crimson's picture
Jameis got crabs!

 

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ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

Tallahassee PD be like "you can get away with sexual assault BUT DON'T YOU DARE STEAL CRAB LEGS!!!"

Class of 2010.

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PoKeY21's picture

FSU = Free Seafood University

When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass

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FROMTHE18's picture

I can't wait for LSUFreak to come out with something for this.

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wyatt's picture

Winston... a million dollar body and a 10 cent brain. 

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ScarletGray43157's picture

Fabulous GIF

In old Ohio there's a team that's known throughout the land...

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jamesrbrown322's picture

Best I've seen yet! Upvotes galore!

Shake it out!

 

"I can accept failure, but I cannot accept not trying." - W.W. Hayes

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Knarcisi's picture

Shit, why not when you get away with stuff. Basically nothing will come of this either. It will happen again. Mark it down. 

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jamesrbrown322's picture

Maybe prime rib next time....?

"I can accept failure, but I cannot accept not trying." - W.W. Hayes

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Knarcisi's picture

Yeah, I hear surf and turf is better to get girls than cheap mixed drinks and motor scooters. 

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DBell8's picture

I hear that Publix has such a good sale on crab legs that they're basically a steal

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Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture
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nm_buck's picture

this thread is awesome... hall of fame posts

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Whoa Nellie's picture

 

“Don’t fear criticism. The stands are full of critics. They play no ball. They fight no fights. They make no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down on the field are the doers, they make mistakes because they attempt many things.”

+5 HS
THEOSUfan's picture

This crustacean caper is being blown out of proportion.  It's not like he raped somebody.  Oh, wait...

Got a buddy who is a big FSU fan.  His comment was: "At least his suspension will come during baseball season."  This world is going to hell.

The end of spring practice is the start of the Silly Season, and every summer I'm wondering who will be the dumbass that gets suspended or booted.  There's always a few - and it never seems to be the 3rd string walk-on longsnapper.

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southbay's picture

Yep, there's time...four more months...

XUbuckeye's picture

This thread... 11W Hall of Fame!

"So when you get knocked on your butt, get up, get over it, and then next time, kick their ass." - Woody Hayes 

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Buckataltitude's picture

I heard FamousJamis thought Lennay KeKua paid. Honest mistake.

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Mizzillion's picture

Found in a Tuscaloosa grocery...

 

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Deadly Nuts's picture

Wouldn't that be considered an NCAA violation? Using an athletes likeness to promote sales.

LEBRON

Knarcisi's picture

Will they just make the Florida St move to the SEC official already? 

buckeyerose's picture

To all those Heisman voters.......you dumb Ducks!!!  Y'all are such weineeies!  

 

 

Just win!  

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