Photoshop Phriday: KFC

March 8, 2013 at 11:06a    by Jason Priestas    
147 Comments
Kerry Coombs is amazing.

Kerry Coombs is dominating this week's news. So who better to kick off the first of what we hope will be many excellent Photoshop Phriday contests right here at Eleven Warriors?

Your task is simple: find a photo of Kerry Coombs from the internet, photoshop (or MS Paint if you like to party) Coombs into a scenario, much like the example above. Leave your masterpiece as a comment. The winner, selected by upvote/downvote, will bag two (2) t-shirts of their choice from Eleven Warriors Dry Goods.

The Rules:

  • Entrants must be 18 or older.
  • The entry must feature the contest subject matter: Kerry Coombs.
  • Residents of Michigan are not eligible for the contest.
  • Deadline for entries and voting is noon on Monday, March 11, 2013.

Good luck!

[Obligatory homage to the Godfather of Photoshop Phriday contests.]


147 Comments

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hodge's picture

Oh god...run_fido_run is going to pwn us all. 

Vico's picture

Ah, what a time to be at 11W. I'm going to enjoy this.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

NoVA Buckeye's picture

Red Bull gives you wings?
I AM Red Bull!

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

albinomosquito's picture


 
the man runs on pixie sticks and red bull..

hail2victors9's picture

•Residents of Michigan are not eligible for the contest.

WHAT!?? I'm suing!
Wait, I'm a resident of Ohio.  Never mind.

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!

~Bo Schembechler

Oyster's picture

Which makes your team of choice even more disconcerting...

May you R.I.P. Otsego, but know this. Gaylord Rocks!

chalker7's picture

He pisses intensity when looking at beauty products with Kim Jong Il!

bedheadjc's picture

Recycled: Coombs as classic Rap hype man, straight-up ghetto Paint style.

 

Earle's picture

Getcha popcorn...

Italics are for emphasis.

brandonbauer87's picture

I feel the need to wait for a few to pop up before I start voting. 

BuckeyeBoyer85's picture

Great Job KGibby

Wayne Woodrow Hayes

dan_isaacs's picture

Winner!

Dan Isaacs

gbdawg's picture

My favorite so far nice job

slicksickle's picture

This one is perfect.

741's picture

This is now the greatest photoshop job to appear on 11W.
WOW that is hilarious.

FitzBuck's picture

It's so beautiful....no words....+1

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

FitzBuck's picture

Um....so that last comment was meant for the picture of KFC as Woody.  Sorry but I'm going to need that up vote back.  Wow this is awkward.  

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

741's picture

Vrabes as Mr. White is classic.

cjkanski's picture

We're just getting warmed up here !!

JTownBuckeye's picture

If I were Coombs and saw this I'd print and frame it. Well done!

Jason Priestas's picture

This is our winner. Thanks for participating, everyone.

trukjo's picture

Matrix Revolutions Style

Unky Buck's picture

Oooooh, I'm going to have some fun with this. Already have 2 ideas in mind. I'll have to strap on my Photoshop shoes tomorrow and get to work.

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HGrove's picture

it's almost baseball season... and Coach Coombs is JUICED!

AndyVance's picture

Speaking of great Ohioans...

zachofaltrades's picture

This is me screwing up the first image upload.

BrewstersMillions's picture

Mercy, we have some talented photo shoppers in this pig.
Great work dudes and dudettes.

Do I come off as arrogant? Shame on me, I was hoping it would more obvious.

AndyVance's picture

John Hancock has nothing on Coach Coombs:

Wazatron's picture

I'm new to posting - how does one upvote/downvote? Thanks!

cronimi's picture

Waz - If you're eligible to vote, you'll see a set of arrows to the left of each poster's name, which look like this:

IIRC, one must qualify for voting, and if you're new to posting, I'm gonna guess you haven't qualified yet. Here is the complete guide to voting.

Wazatron's picture

Got it - yep, I'm new. One of the long-time-readers first-time-posters sort. Thanks!

BuckeyeVet's picture

Welcome to 11W!

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."          - Groucho Marx

 

ArTbkward's picture

I actually LOL'd at this one although I did just watch Zero Dark Thirty recently.

We should strive to keep thy name, of fair repute and spotless fame...
(Also, I'm not a dude)

Tony's picture

This one is glorious.

Enzo's picture

Is that Nick Nolte?

Baroclinicity's picture

This thread is evolving way better than I could have hoped.

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

iball's picture

Not sure what this one has to do with anything...but its funny!!

“There’s one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests - it’s that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great - I just am great.” – Kenny Powers

Michael Citro's picture

I love this one. This is precisely what his reaction would have been at hearing the news that Germany had surrendered.

buckeyedude's picture

I swear to God I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
Frickin hilarious COB, and I love the Moses one too! My finger is getting tired from handing out up votes! I love them all!

 

 

741's picture

Moses? That's Gandalf, broseph.

buckeyedude's picture

I don't watch those movies. I'm old school, 741.

 

 

741's picture

I'm down with some old school Chuck Heston, but I prefer Ben-Hur over The Ten Commandments.

FitzBuck's picture

Nice.  Looks seamless.  +1

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

GoBucks713's picture

The only thing that could make this better would be to have the Dead Schembechlers playing to it.
 
Great movie too. Good Job Hodge.

-The Aristocrats!

hodge's picture

I was just about to add this as musical accompaniment:

hail2victors9's picture

Is he about to Kamikaze Ann Arbor?

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!

~Bo Schembechler

BuckeyeVet's picture

You betcha!
 

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."          - Groucho Marx

 

hetuck's picture

Clearly your education hasn't included this classic film.

Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

Vince Lombardi

Run_Fido_Run's picture

On the one hand, awesome work!
On the other hand, no!!! I honest-to-goodness, double-dog, pinkie swear that I was all set to do almost the exact same Photoshop, but you beat to me to it. Hodge wins.

hodge's picture

I was literally refreshing the page every couple minutes to see if someone else was going to beat me to it.  Thank God I beat you, seeing as your photoshop skills are beyond reproach.  Cheers, Fido; I feel your pain.

Run_Fido_Run's picture

You're too modest. Your Photoshop above is better than I could do.
My only advantage is that I am shameless.

Unky Buck's picture

I won't be home until later and won't be able to do any Photoshop work. I like to think my idea is golden and won't be duplicated, but I'm fearful in the same way that someone may take it. One of my 3 have been taken already, but I'm confident that my other won't be...or least I'm optimistic that it won't be.

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FitzBuck's picture

Love it +1
now turn it into a gif so I can watch it with the dead schembecklers "bomb Ann Arbor now" playing in the background.  

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

Poison nuts's picture

Amazing Hodge...really good work!

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

hetuck's picture

I bet he doesn't leave any precious body fluids up north, either. 

Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

Vince Lombardi

BuddhaBuck's picture

Sort of half-assed, because it's Friday and I just got back from Vegas....

Don't text while driving.

buck i's picture

JUUUUUICE!!!* (*Red Bull contains no juice)
Bloodsport 2: Electric Buckeyedude

Dougger's picture

KU-MA-TAY!
KU-MA-TAY!
KU-MA-TAY!!!

I like football

Heartofohio's picture

Damn, this one probably should've won.
 

steensn's picture

Dangit, that was my other idea...

741's picture

WHAT DO YO​U MEAN YOU WANT A JUICEBOX?!!! WE'RE STRETCHING! ARE YOU TIRED FROM STRETCHING?!!!

brylee's picture

YOU'RE A KICKER!!!

Wazatron's picture

Cool Hand Coombs

steensn's picture

I doubt Coombs would ever be satisfied...

Run_Fido_Run's picture

Full Metal Coombs:

Baroclinicity's picture

This is great.

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Earle's picture

WHAT DO YOU NEED DONUTS FOR, SUNSHINE???

Italics are for emphasis.

buckeyedude's picture

Love it. He should have a bubble above his head, calling Hoke a maggot.

 

 

Poison nuts's picture

"We'll, what do we have here? ...a Jelly Donut"

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

Heartofohio's picture

Get the fuck off of my obstacle Private Hoke!

COB's picture

Alright, time to get weird. 

awwwwwwop's picture

"Who cares? Go Bucks." - Aaron Untch

BoFuquel's picture

FANBUCKINGTASTIC! 11W. GO BUCKS!

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

AndyVance's picture

If you're thinking Bull Moose party, you should have gone with this one:
Coach Coombs riding a bull moose...

COB's picture

Alright, I've had my fun.  
 

awwwwwwop's picture

Champions in the Classroom

"Who cares? Go Bucks." - Aaron Untch

zachofaltrades's picture

All this is great. I'm looking forward to next Friday already. 

Jason Priestas's picture

Next Friday is hot, hot B1G tourney action and the following Friday is the dance. We may have to take a couple weeks off, but we'll definitely hold more of these.

GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

IMO the best one out there. Outstanding sir!   I DRINK YOUR JUICE KICKER!!!!  I DRINK IT UP!!!!

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

Poison nuts's picture

This one needs more votes...

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

Jason Priestas's picture

My only regret is that I have but one vote for each submission. Outstanding work.

Wazatron's picture

This is just too much fun. :)
 
Coombs WAS the 5th Beatle!
 

gbm's picture

Amazing work. Never upvoted a thread so much before.

MotownBuck's picture

Trotwood-Madison. Once a Ram, Always a Ram.

Grant Edgell's picture

There's only one Red Bull left in the fridge. Time for you to go.

cjkanski's picture

"Spin me Coach"
"Sure thing kid"

steensn's picture

Haha, I was going to do the same one!

Hovenaut's picture

Holy God.

Threadgasm......

You people are awesome.

FitzBuck's picture

Agreed.  There is a lot of talent on this board.  
 

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

FitzBuck's picture

Just a shot in the dark here but can any of you punt as well as you use photoshop?
If you can I can promise you playing time and absolutely no water from your special teams coach Kerry F ing Combs.

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

gravey's picture

Coaching like his hair is on fire.  Coombs-Miser hates that team  up north.Hates that team up north.

Hoody Wayes's picture

Change can have unintended consequences.
Apparently...yours saddened Kerry Coombs, Bucksfan:

 

steensn's picture

I take all my other votes back, this wins...

Poison nuts's picture

Brilliant! So many great ones on this thread....wow.

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

Idaho Helga's picture

This got my biggest laugh.  You guys are really talented.

BuckeyeVet's picture

Can someone promise me that Coach Coombs will get to see this thread!?!?!? You guys are the best.  Long live 11W!!!

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."          - Groucho Marx

 

741's picture

Hahaha - WTF? 

awwwwwwop's picture

My last attempt (please ignore the awful clone stamping

"Who cares? Go Bucks." - Aaron Untch

BuckeyeStrong2's picture

One of the BEST threads on the internet. If I could vote, Everyone would get one!

Codeezy's picture

Lets pump this guy up so he can vote!

urbanmdg's picture

I have tears streaming....sooooo funny!

Go Buckeyes

Grant Edgell's picture

I hope 11W does this as many Fridays as possible. Fun stuff.

 
 

Unky Buck's picture

Definitely a little late getting this in...crossing fingers that enough people see it!

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AndyVance's picture

Oh, that I only have one vote to give for this masterpiece...

Unky Buck's picture

Haha, thanks Andy. This took me awhile. I've put off a 12 mile run for this, lol

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hodge's picture

NEEDZ MOAR COOMBS. 

Buckeyebrowny919's picture

i chuckled a lot during this thread...this one actually got me audible. hilarious

To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift - Steve Prefontaine