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Pro Combat Goes B1G: Michigan State Edition

By 11W Staff - 30 May 2012
5 Comments
- Football

"... for Michigan State, the legislature allocated $64.31." (blackheartgoldpants.com)

Source blackheartgoldpants.com/2012/5/30/3051587/pro-combat-goes-b1g-michigan...

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hodge on 31 May 2012 - 4:12am #

When reached for comment about the new jerseys, Michigan State head coach Mark Dantonio gritted his teeth, glared, and calmly took a nitroglycerin tablet from his shirt pocket. He then swallowed the tablet along with the coal-black rage he felt at this latest and most egregious slight, sending both down to the furnace of hate deep in his soul which drives him in his unrelenting quest for college football dominance no matter the cost.

Truer words have never been spoken so hilariously.

Jdadams01 on 31 May 2012 - 8:20am #

The funniest one yet

flipbuckeye on 31 May 2012 - 10:00am #

This is gold.

millertime2011 on 31 May 2012 - 2:36pm #

Can we please lobby to have OSU's not have anything to do with tattoos? With how amazing all of the other ones have been, I feel like that would be a cop-out and BHGP is better than that.