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Brian Downing, Alleged Alabama Teabagger, Has Turned Himself In

This is a small victory for mankind. (Deadspin)

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VestedInterest on 19 Jan 2012 - 9:18pm #

The South...keeping America scratching it's head since 1865.

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JakeBuckeye on 19 Jan 2012 - 9:31pm #

I think we've been scratching our heads for much longer than that!

October 20th: National Kenneth Guiton Day

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741 on 19 Jan 2012 - 10:25pm #

Stay classy, Tuscaloosa.

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NW Buckeye on 19 Jan 2012 - 10:56pm #

SEC! SEC! SEC!

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painterlad on 20 Jan 2012 - 5:55am #

A Big Ten fan would have been too slow and cumbersome to have pulled of a sexual assualt like that. It takes the blazing speed of an SEC'er to tea bag a passed-out man in a bar.

To err is human. Really sucking requires having yellow stripes on your helmet.

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Is it Saturday Yet on 20 Jan 2012 - 8:18am #

At what point does this thought cross someone's mind? "Hmmmmm there is a dude, face down, passed out on a table in a public place. Let's skip markers and shaving cream. Let's skip the hand in bowl of water. I know! I'll put my ballsack on his face!" Did I read that this guy successfully procreated? There should be a test. People like this shouldn't have children.

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Northbrook on 20 Jan 2012 - 8:47am #

A test would put a serious crimp in SEC fan numbers.

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Jason Staff on 20 Jan 2012 - 11:02am #

An arrest has been made:

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7482454/alabama-man-seen-crude-post-bcs-video-arrested

I love how Reddit is calling this guy the "Dixie Dangler"...

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jedkat on 20 Jan 2012 - 11:25am #

Boy he sure took long enough to turn himself in...

 

so much for #SECSPEED

“The teams that don’t respect their coaches and don’t trust their coaches are the teams that go .500"
~Zach Boren

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ih8rolltyde on 20 Jan 2012 - 12:09pm #

So....... you have the night of your life, your team crushes in the mnc, a shutout! How could it get any better?

Ah yes the Krystal at the mouth of bourbon street, delicious, nutritious, always clean establishment. A nice meal to end a wonderful, magical, new orleans evening.

Oh wait, another human being that may very well die from alcohol poisoning is taking a nap. Someone said Sharpie? No NO NOOOO my fine Bama brethren. I gotta rub my ballsack on another man's face. Cause that is the manly thing to do. Chicks love dudes that rub their balls on other dude's faces.

Huh? I'm in my 30s and I'm being fired from my managerial position at a sporting goods store? I gotta turn myself in to the NOPD?!?!?! I'm going to jail in NEW ORLEANS! For putting my ballsack on an Lsu fan!?!?!?!

Brian Downing, meet Big Bubba. Big Bubba loves LSU and he is gonna be your new cell mate. He thinks you are cute as a button, and can't wait to show you something.

****igan smells like old water that hot dogs were boiled in.  FACT

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btalbert25 on 20 Jan 2012 - 12:15pm #

Did the LSU fan actually die?  I remember there was speculation that he did.  

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NW Buckeye on 20 Jan 2012 - 1:22pm #

Watch the video.  He is not the only Bama fan who was contemplating this.  Several other guys went to unzip their pants and their gf's stopped them (however one of the gf's does some pretty disgusting stuff herself).  Seems like this could be a classless Bama fan ritual.  Let's hope there aren't too many of them out there. 

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DJ on 20 Jan 2012 - 1:33pm #

The best was how "@TheBigLead" was all like, "OMG WHAT IS THE DEAL HERE? THIS HAPPENS EVERYWHERE!"

I don't get it. I don't know why the hell you would even want you ballsack on another man's face in the first place? 

If nothing else: Marionaire.

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ih8rolltyde on 20 Jan 2012 - 2:32pm #

Even more amusing to me is the fact that the floppy haired kid in the middle of the video, his girlfriend is the chubby blonde with the round head, white jersey; is the son of the local sports reporter here in mobile, al. The sports guy may lose his job cause his son is an idiot.

Wish the worst for all these ignorant fools.

****igan smells like old water that hot dogs were boiled in.  FACT

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