November 12, 2013 at 10:19a    by DJ Byrnes    
The Florida Gators did not win.

In other news, an already decimated Florida team lost their leading tackler (and leading barker-at-police dogs) Antonio Morrison. This is truly evolving into a pitiful season for the Will Muschamp-led squadron from Gainesville.


brandonbauer87's picture

After the police dog line, I thought it said "pitbull season".  I wasn't sure what that meant, then I re-read it. 

acBuckeye's picture

Urban runs this site.

TMac's picture

It appears that the SEC office has taken down this site. 

ONE Not Done!

Unky Buck's picture

But it's promoting a Vanderbilt win and last I checked they're still in the mighty SEC...

If you jiggle your monitor, does that make a jiggly gif?

AndyVance's picture

That was fast... Guess you don't tug on Superman's cape after all (pictures Mike Slive in superman costume, shudders all over).

shortbus20's picture

Looks like it is still up to me.

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NoVA Buckeye's picture

Noticed that earlier, but it's back up now.

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

Hovenaut's picture

Flo ruh duh.

William should start brushing up on his interview face....

(feel free to help out, 'cause I have no idea what that looks like)


We have filled the Braxton Miller position.

Earle's picture

Not this one?

Your Noble Savage is a Straw Yeti.

AndyVance's picture

Or this one...

Earle's picture

This could take some time...

Your Noble Savage is a Straw Yeti.

Unky Buck's picture

We all have a little bit of that...

If you jiggle your monitor, does that make a jiggly gif?

jkrk's picture

Don't forget interview hair.

Kurt's picture

Man, Texas fans must be breathing a sigh of relief.

Alhan's picture

"Yay! We still have Mack Brown! Wait..."

Does best Lou Holtz impression - "I'm tired of everyone picking on coach!" (Imagine with more slurred speech)

"Nom nom nom" - Brady Hoke

IBleedSandG's picture

Hilarious! They do suck, but they have been pretty decimated w/ injuries.
I wonder what the Bucks would look like if we lost Braxton (starting QB), Hyde (starting RB), Philly (top WR) and Shazier (leading tackler). Ehhh, I think we'd still be going bowling. Heck we still might win the B1G.


SuperBuckFan08's picture

It's still Urbans fault...

Because I couldn't go for three.   -Woody-

BuckNKY's picture

Interesting.  I just went there, and there is a footer that says "powered by ESPN"!
Honestly - not making that up.  F5'd just to make sure it wasn't an add.

Kurt's picture

People refer back to the Gators' 2012 11-1 season and claim that if this team were healthy they'd be putting up 10 or 11 wins.  It's amazing that no one paid attention to the fact that they had near misses against BGSU, A&M, LSU, Missouri, and most spectacularly Louisiana Lafayette (at home!).  It shouldn't have been surprising to see them get throttled in the Sugar Bowl.  I think this team reverted back to where the Muschamp mean will be.
Will Muschamp is a terrible coach - he annaounced on Day 1 they wouldn't be running any of that spread offense nonsense that won the Gators 2 titles and then sought out Charlie Weis.  
I hope he gets them back to 9-3 next year and they award him a Ferentz-like etension.

yrro's picture

'Bama doesn't run a spread either. It has nothing to do with which offense you run, a lot more to do with getting the right coordinators in place to make sure you're running something intelligent well.
Wisconsin has had one of the best offenses in football year after year with one of the most old-school offenses in the country.

acBuckeye's picture

Doesn't matter what offense or defense you run. It comes down to who blocks and tackles the best.

harleymanjax's picture

In other news, it's going to be cold down here tonight! It's gonna be in the 40's!

"Because I couldn't go for 3"

Poison nuts's picture

I'm so psyched it's gonna be cold - I can't stand the heat down here. Now if we could just get maybe one day of snow.

"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

Oyster's picture

You can have ours.  Obviously everyone forgot how to drive since March, and we saw the evidence this morning on 270, 71, 70, 161, multiple school districts, side roads, High St and so on.  Oh, it was only a dusting too.  Don't wish too hard, Mukluks and Parkas are not a good look on the fairer gender.

3M hoards the KoolAid like Elaine hoards sponges.

(and FitzBuck was clearly the winner)

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

I can't stand the heat down here. Now if we could just get maybe one day of snow.

State wide freak out. lol

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

AkronBuckeye13's picture

This is kind of a copy off of the website a Cavs fan made in 2011 when the Cavs almost set the record for most consecutive losses by a professional sports team.