Nick Saban Suspends Safety Clinton-Dix Indefinitely

October 2, 2013 at 7:47p    by DJ Byrnes    
44 Comments
Ha Ha! Clinton-Dix

Alabama just become a lot less fun. What are we to do without the awesomely-named HaHa Clinton-Dix!?

Source: @CecilHurt

Comments

Boomcat's picture

I'd say my suspicions are confirmed: Alabama is not the same team as the last two years.

Jonnferrell's picture

Why do I feel like laughing hysterically?

"I'm still hungry." --Brady Hoke

Kaceybrown's picture

"Ha Ha Clinton Dix..." To be honest, I thought everybody already was until I realized it was his name. 

geoffrsc's picture

Alabama is playing Georgia State this week, good time for a suspension. He'll be back before you can say "oversigning".

Earle's picture

If my SEC math is correct, I believe that is approximately six and a half plays, or until they play a decent team.

Deadly Nuts's picture

Who wins the best name battle? Ha Ha Clinton-Dix or Chimdi Chekwa?

LEBRON

jedkat's picture

Trick question. The answer is God Shamgod

“The teams that don’t respect their coaches and don’t trust their coaches are the teams that go .500"
~Zach Boren

kalabuckzoo's picture

my favorite was...

Maestro's picture

That is disrespectful to the Mavericks.  They are the real reason we all know that wonderful name.  What a waste of a first round pick.

vacuuming sucks

Hovenaut's picture

I always thought that He Hate Me guy was a badass.

His mother knew from the get that he didn't mess around.

#xflmemories

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

Maestro's picture

You fell into his trap, joke is on you Earle.

vacuuming sucks

gumtape's picture

He Hate Me was actually Rod Smart. He referred to "The Man" and he was the best player ever to come out of the XFL.
So Earle must be "The Man".

just another psycho, irrational, delusional Ohio St fan

Earle's picture

Yes. Yes, I am. I am The Man.

tennbuckeye19's picture

I bet Tommy Maddox hates Rod Smart.

cinserious's picture

How about Donte Hitner?

Gone ham, be back soon...

brandonbauer87's picture

You can always Clinton there being one. 

Hovenaut's picture

Ha Ha Nelson

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

cinserious's picture

I keep hearing that 'HA HA' echo every time I drive through Nelsonville.

Gone ham, be back soon...

cajunbuckeye's picture

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

Calgarybuck's picture

Let's see if he's really suspended, No SEC team has the balls to sit a star player vs a ranked team/conference opponent not named Tennessee/Kentucky

CC's picture

They will probably put it to a team vote.

Knarcisi's picture

There goes his chances for the Lewinsky All American team. 

One Bad Buckeye's picture

TIL someone was a big enough a-hole to name their kid "Ha Ha."  

"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."

Maestro's picture

I've heard that Chase Goodbread is a big loafer.

vacuuming sucks

Oldschoolbuck's picture

That's funny, Maestro; I heard he was a heel... Kinda crusty too.
But his career is now toast.

CALPOPPY's picture

Yep, he was pretty crumby. Some say he didn't knead to write a column about Ha Ha,  that he was just in it for the dough. Any way you slice it, this looks like lazy journalism. When half-baked thoughts like these hit the web, we have to rise and challah.

I'm a hurtin' buckaroo.

HighBallAce's picture

Ok so Bama can play the likes of Georgia State and Tenn-Chat and that's perfectly fine as far as rankings go but if we play who we play, we lose our place in the polls? 

HandsOfSweed's picture

Yes, but only because it makes sense and is logical and the fairest way to accurately rank teams.
 
 
 
Just kidding. Ha Ha!

bigbadbuck's picture

I don't know off hand but how many of those guys who are voting are ESPN guys?

Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.            

bergy22's picture

I think his real name is Hassan. I remember him playing in the Under Armour Game.

cinserious's picture

Yeah, I remember a 5-star Hassan Clinton-Dix too (can't be too many Clinton-Dix's out there).
Anyway, around these parts if you remember a current college player's H.S. days your considered an old fogey.

Gone ham, be back soon...

OSU069's picture

His real name is Ha'Sean.

mtrotb's picture

Ha ha, Ha Ha!

mtrotb

rkylet83's picture

Despite what he did (which we don't know) why do they feel the need to laugh at him before his name every time he's mentioned?

BSTP DeCon's picture

It is being reported that Ha Ha Clinton-Dix is going to change his name to LOL Clinton-Dix and put in for re-admission.

otrain2416's picture

Another perfect stretch of easy games for a player to be suspended. He'll be back for the LSU game no matter what he did.

ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

Keeping Clinton-Dix out...something Monica couldn't do at all, so give Alabama some credit

Class of 2010.

southbay's picture

Another crack in the facade...