LSU Fans Smell Like Corndogs?

September 19, 2013 at 11:06a    by DJ Byrnes    
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LOLWUT

I was unaware there were actual rivalries in the SEC. The way SEC fans have told it these last seven years made it sound as if they were all one homogeneous unit, each humbly working to bring glory to the group-as-a-whole.

Some patriot took time out of their day to make this.Les Miles' true form: REVEALED

Apparently, though, there are actual rivalries, as evidenced by this post on an Auburn blog. (They play LSU on Saturday.)

LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue. I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, “Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game.”

It’s hard. I know. It’s like when you’re having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else.

Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: “Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?”; or “Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?” or “What did that giant corn dog just say?” or “Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?” or, of course, after a silencer: “Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?”

This article, coupled with a quick Google image search, revealed this meme is based in some truth. (LSU fans apparently love their corn dogs.)

That said, I'm in need of a shower. Hot dogs in general gross me out, and shoving a stick in and deep-frying them does little to rectify that. 


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COB's picture

Shut your mouth, corn dogs are delicious.  

BUCKtuckian's picture

Careful eating a corn dog around a camera.
Photoshop will get you every time!

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
Ron White

tennbuckeye19's picture

I could go for a corn dog right about now.

DJ Byrnes's picture

Gross. I wouldn't feed corndogs to a dog.

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

tennbuckeye19's picture

Yeah, I was just joking (said as I'm chomping down a corndog slathered in mustard and ketchup). Nom, Nom, Nom. (Throws stick on ground).
Seriously though, I bet Les Miles loves himself some corndogs. When I look at Les, I immediately think, Corndog eater (and grass-eater too, of course).

Unky Buck's picture

If chickens will feed chickens chicken soup, I think we can feed dogs some corn dogs...

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Oyster's picture

The Far Side.  Why do the great ones always pack it up too early?
2 of my favorites are:
1.  A kid with great big eyes, an obvious explosion and feathers floating all around.
The caption:  God, as a kid, trying to invent a chicken in his room.
 
2.  A kid pushing against a door trying to get inside a building.
The sign on the door reads: Midvale School For The Gifted.

Earle's picture

Gary Larson, Bill Watterson, Berke Breathed...I'm sure I'm forgetting some.

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Unky Buck's picture

For a couple years running when I was younger, my mom got me The Far Side calendar. I loved that thing. I would wake up to a funny joke every day. It was one of the greatest gifts when I was a young lad.
Your #2 was actually posted the other day on here and I've been on a Far Side kick since then. I always enjoyed the "How birds view the world" and there were bullseyes on people's heads as well as a picture of 3 people in lab coats standing next to a disjointed rocket where the one says "It's time we face reality, my friends...we're not exactly rocket scientists." Oh how I wish Larson was still doing them.

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CALPOPPY's picture

Yeah, but DJ, would you feed corndogs to corn?

I'm a hurtin' buckaroo.

AndyVance's picture

This corn would eat corndogs, and the LSU fans who wanted to eat the corndogs, too. Personally, I think this guy should be the new Nebraska mascot... well, once they remember to start playing defense again, anyway.
OMG, it's FRANKENCORN!!!

Earle's picture

Is it my imagination, or does that resemble an angry Bo Pellini?
 

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tennbuckeye19's picture

When Bo and his brother Carl (now HC @ Florida Atlantic) were both at Nebraska, they would both jaw at players, coaches and refs, and I heard some sports radio guy refer to them as 'The Flying Pelini Brothers' like they were a tag team wrestling duo, daredevil airplane stuntmen, and/or circus act.

Earle's picture

Now they're just called "The Flying #$^% 's"

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OSUStu's picture

I thought LSU fans smelled like Krystal Burgers.  Too soon?

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

BUCKtuckian's picture

or Alabama tea bags

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
Ron White

toad1204's picture

Les should put it to a locker room vote, " What do you guys smell like?"

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

mh277907's picture

This cologne works as Viagra for Brady Hoke

buckeyebobcat

BuckeyeSki's picture

Geaux take a bath

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AndyVance's picture

Huh, now there's something you don't read every day...

tennbuckeye19's picture

Or eat everyday, hopefully...

southbay's picture

Corn dogs have always been one of my guilty pleasures. I'm down to one or two a year these days.

Buckeyeneer's picture

Before I found 11W, I spent a lot of time on the free board at Rivals and the SECers were always giving LSU shit about corndogs. According to this account of the origin, it actually started on a Rivals message board and its legend grew from there.
Linky

"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes
THE Ohio State University

ih8rolltyde's picture

That was one funny rant by an Auburn fan. Actually, a lot of fat people smell like corn dogs down here in the south. It's all the cheap fried garbage they eat.

****igan smells like old water that hot dogs were boiled in.  FACT

Buckeye in Illini country's picture

 
LSU fans must have been the ones to fill Flint.

Columbus to Pasadena: 35 hours.  We're on a road trip through the desert looking for strippers and cocaine... and Rose Bowl wins!

Squirrel Master's picture

"and I thought I loved corndogs because they were delicious. I did not know that I was genetically predisposed to liking corndogs."

I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!

Neilwoodgables's picture

This goes back at least until 2007

I Hate Michigan.

Earle's picture

Can we get a ruling from CajunBuckeye?

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cajunbuckeye's picture

It's reality, Earle. The corndog is like crack to an LSU fan....

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

Earle's picture

That's all the confirmation I need.  This thread has ruined corndogs for me.

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jenks's picture

There's a picture of me in my third grade yearbook eating a corndog at lunch time. Still one of my favorite foods.

BierStube's picture

So what do Alabama fans smell like?

"No matter where you go, there you are." B. Banzai

Earle's picture

Brimstone

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BuckeyeSki's picture

Fried Twinkies and Hubris

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

How'd this get to be about M*chigan?

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

Funny.  My wife just told me she wants a corndog. 

Class of 2010.

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

This is a family site. :/

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

HighBallAce's picture

Living in East Texas, I was lucky enough to see the rivalry between the folks in Texas and the folks in Louisiana. The folks in Texas were always making fun of the folks in Louisiana and I can honestly say that they did have pretty good reasons. The state of Louisiana does stink as soon as you cross the border over into Louisiana. I think it must be the stagnant water cause you really can smell it. And I kid you not, I have seen someone in Louisiana stop and pick up road kill off of the side of the road! This is why I will NEVER eat boudan or whatever they call it! Stuff is made of pig intestines and they stuff it with some kinda stuffing. No thanks....lol The gumbo isn't bad but make sure you see the people cooking it. Otherwise you never know whats in it....lol

cajunbuckeye's picture

The only good thing that ever came out of east Texas is the interstate.

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

HighBallAce's picture

Careful...my daughter still lives there

toad1204's picture

The state of Louisiana does stink as soon as you cross the border over into Louisiana. I think it must be the stagnant water cause you really can smell it.

Reminds me of a certain smell of hot dog water from a certain state to the north...

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

ih8rolltyde's picture

Facts are facts

****igan smells like old water that hot dogs were boiled in.  FACT