5,000 Free Donuts Not Enough to Incite Michigan Students

By DJ Byrnes on September 14, 2013 at 12:15p

A week after claiming an NCAA-attendance record, Michigan fans backed their performance up with what you see above. To be fair, Michigan is all about academics, and by providing a library-like atmosphere, the 500 students in attendance will be able to study during the game.

Source: @Br0wen

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Maestro's picture

Sad, pitiful, pathetic, weak, atrocious, embarrassing, turrible, lolly-gaggers, redonkulous. 

vacuuming sucks

gwalther's picture

In short, very Michig*n.

Class of 2008

cajunbuckeye's picture

"Those that stay will get extra doughnuts."

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

Idaho Helga's picture

Congrats! It's still early but you have the internet winner of the day. <cleans up coffee I slurped out from laugh>

Hovenaut's picture

Take a bow, Cajun Buckeye.....that's premium content right there.

buckeyedude's picture

For sure, best comment of the day, if not the last week. LMAO. +1.



Baroclinicity's picture

Cajun, I'm late to this particular party, but it's still worth saying that was awesome.

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Adambob's picture

You know those donuts aren't going to go to waste with Hoke around.

SilverState's picture

His intent all along.

Earle's picture

How many of those donuts actually made it out of Hoke's office?

Snarkies gonna snark. 

SilverBullet33's picture

Well it started out as 10,000 free donuts.  

FROMTHE18's picture

this is too good.

teddyballgame's picture

So that's what a glazed donut game looks like

AngryWoody's picture

Oh my God. I could never in my life imagine seeing The Shoe look like that. I would seriously be ashamed if our stadium ever looked that way.

Our Honor Defend!

texasbuckeye's picture

Hoke ate the donuts so when the students didn't get them they turned around at the gate and went back to walmart

bodast67's picture

Meanwhile, the free puppet show down the street pulled in 26,000.....




     " I hope when I die, I die laughing"...                

Seth4Bucks's picture

If you imagine their stadium as a giant donut, it looks like Hoke to a giant bite of it.

Seth4Bucks's picture

Or at least nibbled the glazing (ie, fans) off the donut.

ITWASME's picture

The bad part about this "donut game" is that the order of thousands of donuts is just an every day occurrence with hoke

BuckeyeSouth's picture

Hoke will eat them all because they're in the shape of an O.

Champions.  Undisputed.  

Jugdish's picture

It takes donuts and glow in the dark bracelets to pull in the students. Could be that they are still in their rooms playing with last weeks bracelet.

Remember to get your wolverine spayed or neutered. TBDBITL

9Route's picture

should've gone with 5100 donuts

I'm just happy to be here

FitzBuck's picture

Well look who decided to show up.  I should give you a demerit for being tarty but all I have are helmet stickers.  I hope this upvote teaches you a lesson.  

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

buckeyedude's picture

"Tarty"? Donuts? I see what you did there.



jfunk's picture

Did they give the extra donuts to the players? Its the only thing I can think of to explain their level of play.

Scotch: It may be too early to drink it, yes; but people it is never to early to think about it.

southernstatesbuckeye's picture

And the Maize n Blew hung on to win against the Mighty Zips!  Hilarious ending...should have been won by the Zips, but the clock ran out on them.
This quality win will certainly do wonders for the ranking of the Weazelettes.

I like cookies.

buckeyedude's picture

Meanwhile, back at the ranch....
#2 Oregon       59
UR Tennusea     7
OSU better win, and win B1G vs. Cal!



Knarcisi's picture

That was a ploy. He knew those donuts wouldn't get eaten and he could eat them himself. 

avail31678's picture

To be fair, it was only Akron.  A cupcake - its not like they were going to make it a close game...oh wait...

MassiveAttack's picture

Shameful. Looking for comments from M Man and HailVictors on this one.

The Ohio State University - "Haters love us!"