This Truck is So Confused

May 15, 2013 at 6:43p    by Jason Priestas    
Oh, no...

We don't know your story, family of seven, including pets, but regardless of whatever miracle of love that brought a Michigan fan and an Ohio State fan together, doing this to your truck is unacceptable under any circumstance.

Still, if you see URBNMYR on the roads of the Mitten State, do honk.


DJRoss926's picture

Only acceptable reason to do this is if the Michigan fan in question is Kate Upton.

BuckeyeinSavannah's picture

I have family that lives in Michigan, but some of them were born in Ohio.  Well two of their daughters were born in Michigan and the third was born in Ohio.  Their dad is from Michigan and their mom is from Ohio.  Whichever team wins The Game gets to fly their flag for the whole year until next years game. 

BuckeyeinSavannah's picture

FYI...I love me some Reddit

LadyBuck's picture

The comments on there are hilarious. Even SEC fans know that's gross.

tdible2132's picture

Wow, that can't feel good when you're out driving and you're thinking about how that must look to people lol.  This dude definitely lost a bet if you ask me.

Hovenaut's picture

At least the OSU logo is bigger.

bigbadbuck's picture

and on the drivers side....................nothing like being in the drivers seat

hail2victors9's picture

Overcompensating for something, perhaps?

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!

~Bo Schembechler

bigbadbuck's picture

when you have won 9 out of the last 11 games no compensation is needed....I'd say those stickers are right where they belong and very representative

Michael Citro's picture

They'd better get in the right lane fast if they're going to make that turn into the Sleep Inn.

BME_Buckeye's picture

Looks like they took the concept of a house divided and turned it into a car divided. 

Look closely, because the closer you think you are, the less you will actually see.


buckeyedude's picture

That picture had to be taken somewhere in Toledo. I see that shit everywhere.
The only thing worse than seeing a Bloo M on the back of a vehicle is seeing Ohio State next to it. Make up your damn mind, people. I get that sometimes people marry outside of their favorite team, but I see the "Ohio State/Michigan 'A house divided' flag" all over. Nauseating. Even the stores up here give equal time to TTUN.
Not so in Michelin. All you see up there is MSU and UM.
I hope we beat their asses bad, this year.



1MechEng's picture

I don't think this pic. is in Toledo ... I don't recognize the location. And there's a small hill in the pic.; Toledo is perfectly flat. LOL!
Also, all of the cars have Mich. plates. There are no front license plates on any of the oncoming cars. (Ohio requires front license plates).

thowen79's picture

I see those 'A house divided' flags all over the place in my town also and it irritates me every time. I even have a some friends who have that as a welcome mat, I just shake my head every time I see it. The problem is that I live in Charles Woodson's hometown and there were a ton of people who just became fans of ttun because of him. Thankfully, people are finally coming to their senses and coming back to the "good" side.

buckeyedude's picture

I lived in Fremont for a couple of years right out of high school. I know what you're saying.
Rob Lytle was from Fremont too. Most on here won't remember him. #showingmyage



thowen79's picture

Yeah I knew there was another Fremont native who went to ttun but I always forget his name, he was before my time. I actually went to school with Woodson, I was a couple of years behind him.

harleymanjax's picture

I would have run them off the road as they are obviously too stupid to be allowed to drive!

"Because I couldn't go for 3"

ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

I thought for a second that there was an Alabama decal between the OSU and TSUN logos.  That would be a triple play of WTF.

Class of 2010.

SC Buckeye's picture

Zooming in on the blurriness, it kinda looks like the second figure from the left (9 times out of 10 the mother) has scarlet colored attire and the figure on the left (normally father) has bloo attire.  And by looking at the license plate, it appears to me that this man married up, WAAAAY up.

Hovenaut's picture

Nice catch. I like the way you put that.

However (I'm ashamed to even know this), I think the colors might actually be blue and pink, signifying gender. Look closer, to the kids/pets.

Too many soccer moms in my neighborhood.

LouGroza's picture

Would have to think that would be a declared fan of TTUN that spends their day on OSU sites. They have to be out of the closet in some way don't they? Semi-incognito on the highway...

brandonbauer87's picture

I once lost a bet (2011) and had to rock a M*chigan sticker on my car for a year. I quickly solved the problem by adding a Calvin beside the M. 

Poison nuts's picture

I have a house divided flag...We fly it on Saturdays in the fall. I would not not in a million years put this on my car or ever even contemplate such a thing.

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

buckeyedude's picture

Turn in your Buckeye Card, Poison.



Poison nuts's picture

Nope - my old ladies poor choice in schools is her only downfall. If it makes things any better in your eyes - I always hang the flag so that OSU is on top...and my daughter - she just wore her OSU shirt on Mothers Day, walked up to her mom & said "Go Bucks". I'll be holding on to my Buckeye Card for a while...

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

AltaBuck's picture

Urban Meyer: You stick the Ohio State University logo on your Ram Truck and then a block M. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Confused fan: No, sir.
Urban Meyer: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.
Confused Fan: Yes, sir.
Urban Meyer: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.
Confused Fan: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Urban Meyer: The what?
Confused Fan: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.
Urban Meyer: Whose side are you on, son?
Confused Fan: Our side, sir.
Urban Meyer: Don't you love your Buckeyes?
Confused Fan: Yes, sir.
Urban Meyer: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Confused Fan: Yes, sir.
Urban Meyer: Son, all I've ever asked my team and our fans is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help TSUN, because inside every Wolverine there is a Buckeye  trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this Hoke craze blows over.
Confused Fan: Aye-aye, sir.
Edit: lousy grammar

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

Poison nuts's picture

This should have about 5 million upvotes right now!

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

IBleedSandG's picture

One of my best friends married a m*chigan fan. Her and I usually have a heated arguement or two during CFB season. The only comeback she ever has is that ttun has won more games, which is the lamest thing to say considering they starting playing football 11 years earlier than tOSU did. I usually tell her to quit living in the past and that scUM has only won twice since 2001.
My friend and his wife have one of those house divided flags also. I think it's pretty stupid. She also wants to us to go to this years version of The Game in AA. I don't think she realizes that she may have sh*t thrown at her for walking around with a couple Buckeye fans.

"You pick up the rifle and go as hard as you can possibly go."

ArTbkward's picture

Aside from the OSU/scUM part, I really hate those stupid stick figure family car decals.

We should strive to keep thy name, of fair repute and spotless fame...
(Also, I'm not a dude)

buckeyedude's picture

Agreed. They are as annoying as those "Baby On Board" triangles from the 80s.



TBDBITLinWIScantSON's picture

My mother is a uM fan (I always say it like "ummmmm"), and she has a big m sticker on her van, with a TBDBITL sticker next to it. Several of my uncles and brothers are also uM fans. But one thing that everyone agrees on is: TBDBITL makes uM's band look like an average High School Marching Band.
This is not debate-able, all you uM lurkers. And if you try to make a point otherwise, 2 words: piccolo & flags.
Note: I take the m sticker off every tie I go home, but there's always another one there when I come back (nobody touches the TBDBITL sticker).


ArTbkward's picture

To be fair, TBDBITL makes most bands look like average high school bands.

We should strive to keep thy name, of fair repute and spotless fame...
(Also, I'm not a dude)

buckguyfan1's picture

I see divorce in the future...

BuckeyeLurker0509's picture

I knew a family growing up that sent one kid to michigan, one to The Ohio State University, and one to Illinois.
They only had two cars so one of them was going to have two stickers on it regardless, and even they were smart enough to separate that school up north and TOSU from one another.

buckz4evr's picture

It's obvious the wife, in the passenger seat, rules the roost.  No man with any gonads is going to let his wife put the M logo on HIS vehicle.  Come to think of it, it's most likely the WIFE'S truck and he sits in the passenger seat.  Disgusting!

Jugdish's picture

Remember to get your wolverine spade or neutered. TBDBITL

Hovenaut's picture

Guess we won that year.

buckeyedude's picture

I think she's too good for him.
I think the little boy is pissed because he wants to be a Buckeye, and his dad is forcing him to where that Sun and Bloo shirt.



CentralFloridaBuckeye's picture

Oh yes, I fully agree with you on this one!  Poor kid!

TBDBITLinWIScantSON's picture

In this instance, by far,  the women are smarter than men (also a grateful dead title).


buckz4evr's picture

Notice the perfect form.  That mama knows a thing or two!