These Allegations are Baseless

By Bobby DiGeronimo on April 1, 2013 at 11:00a
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Stinky is a good kid.Brad "Stinky" Anderson

Greetings. Recent allegations have surfaced painting my character in a bad light and implying that I would do things that are beyond the pale.

I'm here to categorically deny these allegations.

Yes, it's true that after being cut off from Ohio State football, I channeled my love of the pigskin into the Greater Cleveland Muny Football League. I sponsor a team, the Greater Cleveland Buckeyes, and I have been known to attend a Saturday morning game here and there.

But to say that I provided impermissible benefits to GCMFL participants is ludicrous, and quite simply, insulting.

Allegation #1: I paid to have the braces removed for my team's star running back, Brad "Stinky" Anderson.
False. Next.

Allegation #2: I arranged a luxury box for Anderson and his parents to see Disney on Ice at the Quicken Loans Arena.
Incorrect. The suite was provided by a local businessman that I am declining to name.

Allegation #3: Anderson and two other players were paid $200 for attending a Cornerstone for Hope event on December 5, 2012.
No, someone did that for the players' parents. It was a gas thing. I don't have all of the details.

Allegation #4: Every member of the team received a new BMX bike following the league championship game.
I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer.

You see? There's nothing to any of these allegations. Go Bucks!

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Buckeye110893's picture

Watch out, the NCAA might think this is legitamate.... lol

bodast67's picture

What???? this isnt real ? LOL ! happy Monday.
 

 

 

 

     " I hope when I die, I die laughing"...                

osu07asu10's picture

Go rig a raffle DeGeronimo! (sarcasm)

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

buckz4evr's picture

Good April Fools Day joke, but doesn't beat YouTube's.

Scott's picture

I was at the Cornerstone of Hope event in December. Saw Beanie and Boom there along with a host of other less noticeable formers. The food was not that great.

Class of 2008

Hovenaut's picture

Egads.....its (possibly) Pee Wee LOIC!

I've seemed to misplaced my joybuzzer and, oh no, my whoopee cushion.

Cushions....

I am not the Last Dragon, therefore I do not possess the power of the Glow.

jthiel09's picture

I'd take this down before some ESPiN weasel gets it on air and reports it as new allegations against OSU.

JT

ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

Dohrmann ESPiN/ESECPN Mark May Wears Women's Underwear Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU are all gonna have a field day with this!

Class of 2010.