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Just one game tonight, but when these teams met up two years ago, the Bearcat was arrested for throwing snowballs, so you may want to tune in.

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buckeye76BHop on 6 Sep 2012 - 7:58pm #

I can't wait to hear Mark May's BS after Pitt gets beat by Cincy tonight.  Should be funny to see what Lou says to him;-)  

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."
Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987 

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BuckeyeW on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:09pm #

part of me is rooting against Pitt in the hope that it helps us with Dorian Johnson... the other 90% of me is rooting against Pitt because of Mark May.

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TheBadOwl on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:13pm #

I hate Pitt becuse of Mark May, obviously, but I hate UC a lot more. For me, UC is my second most hated team behind TSUN. I grew up around Cincy and I swear half of my high school class ended up at UC. Most of them are jealous OSU haters.

I'm also pretty sure that most of the TSUN fans I know go to UC. They have such a Napoleon complex towards us, it's insane. 

I wouldn't cheer for Michigan if they were playing the Taliban.

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kr66osu on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:18pm #

My god Pitt is so horrible

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dubjayfootball90 on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:20pm #

one of the blonde cincy cheerleaders is pregnant....

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E2Brutus on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:52pm #

Yeah. She forgot to tell the guy that if his helmet came off he needed to leave the game to put it back on

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Alhan on 7 Sep 2012 - 8:14am #

Ba-zing!

You can kill a fly with your slipper or a cannon. Either way, the fly dies. -Ramzy

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Pam on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:31pm #

Mark May‏@mark_may

Pitt will be much better vs Cinn Thursday night

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:35pm #

Pitt sure could use Dorian Johnson tonight. LOL!

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osubuckeye4life on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:37pm #

I bet May is about ready to start hitting the bottle. 

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Bucks43201 on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:39pm #

May Day May Day !

Pitt is soft. That YSU game was no fluke -- they just ran right through Pitt. Pitt can't stop the run. That's going to make them about a 4-win team year.

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:43pm #

I actually like Cincy, for the last seven years or so. I root conference and I also root state. I thought Kelly was brilliant at Cincy too.  But, I hate ND. Mark May is an *&%^%*

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LadyBuck on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:45pm #

Hey everyone, how is it going?

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:46pm #

Christ, is that what you call an "arrest"?!  

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osubuckeye4life on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:47pm #

How 'bout them Cowboys!

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:59pm #

Wyoming sucks this year mate. 

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AeroBuckeye2001 on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:47pm #

I see they still wear those incredibly stupid "bUCeye state" and "Ohio's BCS Team" shirts. Douchers...

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TheBadOwl on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:53pm #

As I said, they have a huge Napoleon complex towards us. They know they'll always be little brother.

I wouldn't cheer for Michigan if they were playing the Taliban.

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LadyBuck on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:49pm #

Well, Cincy is winning. How has it been going for them? 

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osubuckeye4life on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:51pm #

Mike Bianchi is like a jilted lover. He needs to just get over it. 

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:55pm #

Man, I am really tempted to go see Cuse get creamed by USC on Sat. Tickets are down to $45 but I would miss some of the OSU game. Naw, not worth it. 

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kr66osu on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:56pm #

I wish I could witness how much pain Mark May is in right now

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osubuckeye4life on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:03pm #

It would make for great wallpaper. Mark May crying: priceless!

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johnblairgobucks on 6 Sep 2012 - 8:57pm #

Pitt's frosh RB Shell looks pretty solid.  Pitt's Qb is not so good.  I've never seen Sunseri play and thought he was good at QBing. 

Mark May has a wife beater on, fuzzy slippers and flannel robe.  Sporting a five o'clock shadow,  he holds a 1/2 full bottle of Wild Turkey, as he sit's in his chair.  As he takes a drag from his Pyramid full flavor 100 tobacco stick, he realizes Pitt will be a basement dweller for all time, when they move to the ACC.

 

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:00pm #

That is funny stuff, Wild Turkey 101 no doubt. 

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osubuckeye4life on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:07pm #

I envision that or Yukon jack. Maybe he has a bottle of Yukon Jack on his coffee table. 

 

Though that Wild Turkey is no joke! I know someone who was found passed out on the courthouse steps of a county that will remain nameless. 

He also somehow lost his clothes.

 

Why is it that people always end up blacking from drinking and wind up naked somewhere?

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LadyBuck on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:05pm #

How can you get two delay of game penalties so close to each other?

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osubuckeye4life on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:09pm #

I don't know ask the Cowboys last night. That fourth quarter was ugly. 

It felt like a love letter to ole 76' False start machine Shugarts. 

 

 

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LadyBuck on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:10pm #

I thankfully didn't have watch that.

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LadyBuck on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:08pm #

Wel, let's see what Cincy's defense is made of.

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:11pm #

sugar and spice. 

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LadyBuck on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:15pm #

Are you telling me that Blossom and Buttercup are playing for UC?

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:21pm #

Lord I wish we had gotten Love so that our defense could bring Love and Sprinkles. Somebody should get Love to change his mind just for the meme alone. 

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TheBadOwl on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:42pm #

HOW DARE YOU LEAVE BUBBLES OUT OF THAT REFERENCE.

I wouldn't cheer for Michigan if they were playing the Taliban.

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LadyBuck on 7 Sep 2012 - 12:05am #

AND EVERYTHING NICE WAS NOT MENTIONED, SO DON'T BLAME ME.

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LadyBuck on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:12pm #

Now the question is whether Cincy's defense is that good or if Pitt's offense is that bad.

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johnblairgobucks on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:15pm #

Sunseri is not so good.

Also, there needs to be a bumper sticker that reads "Pitt Happens!"

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E2Brutus on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:17pm #

maaaaaaan this is a boring game! I have a few Breaking Bad's on the DVR... think it's time.

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osubuckeye4life on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:19pm #

Ends on a cliffhanger per usual. Next July is a long ways away. :(

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:19pm #

MAY DAY!

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Buckeyejason on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:25pm #

What happened to that former Mr.Ohio running back from Youngstown Ursuline that commited to Cincy..can't remember his name? 

Edit: akise teague. Apparently he was arrested this year.

Didn't Former recruit Shaq Washington commit to the bearcats as well? Haven't heard much about him either.

Run_Fido's favorite word is strawman.

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cinserious on 7 Sep 2012 - 1:31am #

I believe akise Teague went to Wyoming hs or winton woods hs in cincy.

"Get him a body bag, Yeah!"

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Buckeyejason on 7 Sep 2012 - 7:24am #

No Teague went to Ursaline. I know who your thinkin about though.

Run_Fido's favorite word is strawman.

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LadyBuck on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:21pm #

Oh dear. that was ridiculous.

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osubuckeye4life on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:21pm #

Thursday night games are largely hit or miss. Last year Friday night >>>>>>>>>> Thursday night.

 

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LadyBuck on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:27pm #

This is defnitely a miss. 

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osubuckeye4life on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:29pm #

Friday night last year had:

 

RGIII starting his Heisman campaign.

Herman directing the Iowa State offense to huge upset of Ok State.

 

Those are the only two that come to mind off hand. 

 

 

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johnblairgobucks on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:31pm #

So, who win's the Big East?  Boise or Cincy? 

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osubuckeye4life on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:34pm #

What about Louisville or South Florida?

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johnblairgobucks on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:43pm #

Oh yeah, forgot who all was in the Big East.  

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osubuckeye4life on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:46pm #

It's easy for that to happen and going to be tougher when the other teams are added. 

 

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Squirrel Master on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:47pm #

Also, Boise is not in the Big East yet. Next year after Syracuse, Pitt leave.


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osubuckeye4life on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:51pm #

Correct, I believe San Diego State, Central Florida, Houston, Memphis and SMU are coming in 2014 and then Navy in 2015.

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Kaceybrown on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:51pm #

& air force 

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:32pm #

Unless I am mistaken, I probably am, last year we did not have Thursday and Friday night football for the whole season. This year we do, and not only that we have playoffs as well. Even with the bowl ban this seems like the the best season ever... Meyer etc. 

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E2Brutus on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:56pm #

I'm not sure about any of that except that the playoffs don't start until next year.

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Kaceybrown on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:53pm #

Mac played a lot of espn week night games last year

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LadyBuck on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:33pm #

I miss when conferences were geography-concious. It just make no sense to have Boise State playing with the east coast. 

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:33pm #

Agreed

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E2Brutus on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:02pm #

When the BCS was created to pick a national champ college football became much more of a national game. Now with the rise of conference associated television networks the desire for teams in other markets has increased. Don't be surprised if in 10 years conferences have 16-20 teams spread accross large geographic areas.

I don't like it but thats the way the ball is rolling.

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LadyBuck on 7 Sep 2012 - 12:08am #

I know that, but at least use a different conference name. Names like Big East, Mountain West, and Pacific Athletic Conference are misleading and almost oxymornic (Idaho in an eastern conference). At least make it a number or something more geographically vague. 

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cinserious on 7 Sep 2012 - 1:34am #

How about San Diego friggin state? Why not put a team from Mexico city in the big east? All it tells me is the big East is really, really desperate.

"Get him a body bag, Yeah!"

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:37pm #

Here come MAY LOL

He's pissed but Cincy gets to make adjustments now too. If Cincy is worth their salt they will run with this and end it like 32 to 10. 

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kr66osu on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:37pm #

Mark May seems slightly upset

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osubuckeye4life on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:42pm #

This was probably one of the better "This is ESPN" vids I've seen.

It features John Clayton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USHZZ5bwASU

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Squirrel Master on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:54pm #

I had a great bunch fo Mark May sucks jokes but my browser froze up and I lost it. Bastard laptop! 

anyways, Mark May milks rhinocerous nipples when he isn't spewing his BS like tonight! I hope watching his beloved Pitt team losing feels like th 3 finger prostate exam Lou Holtz gives him every post show celebration! Mark May stinks of old spice and throw up! That is why they keep him off to the side! Because they have a commercial grade ventilation fan to suck all the stank out! He doesn't really look like that, they hired the best makeup artist and pay them millions to make him look like that. They tried to hire the mythbusters because of their move FX experience but they declined due to "artistic differences". 


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buckeyedude on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:21pm #

I thought May milked cat nipples like Gaylord Focker?

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license." 

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Squirrel Master on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:56pm #

I hope Cincy scores right here at the beginning of the second half! lol


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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 9:58pm #

Christ, I did not even know a bearcat was a real animal.  Where to do these things live, Cincinnati? 

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Buckeyeholicwompa on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:01pm #

Mark May's checking account info at the end of the game:

 

Liquor store (Wild Turkey)

 

Hustler Cincinnati (porn store, purchasing of an inflatable doll preferably one that looks like a Pitt cheerleader)

 

Walmart (Baby oil)

 

Motel 6

 

 

 

 

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:03pm #

No porn shops in Cinci, illegal.

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cinserious on 7 Sep 2012 - 1:40am #

Except for the hustler store right smack dab downtown. Larry flint won that battle against cincy fascism. Guess he had more fight in him than that poor bearcat underneath the Westside cincy cops who went to elder hs.

"Get him a body bag, Yeah!"

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LadyBuck on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:02pm #

Someone lit a fire under the Pitt defense.

Edit: And the offense, apparently. 

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johnblairgobucks on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:24pm #

 

 

 

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:02pm #

Cinci got issues. 

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LadyBuck on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:03pm #

Cincy is playing cocky.

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LadyBuck on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:05pm #

This does not look good.

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:16pm #

The momentum is shifting. I hope Cinci hangs on. 

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:19pm #

Wow Dorian Johnson has quite a choice to make; between being a superstar at PITT but not winning much and having to work for his spot at OSU and winning often. 

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schooey on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:22pm #

Better than Denard! That Cinci QB.

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LadyBuck on 7 Sep 2012 - 12:09am #

You say that like it's hard.

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Seabass1974 on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:41pm #

TD BEARCATS!!!

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Woody Hayes

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johnblairgobucks on 6 Sep 2012 - 10:46pm #

has chuncks of "Pitt" in it's stool, right now.

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Bucksfan on 7 Sep 2012 - 12:08am #

^Awesome!

Hey, Pitt, Have fun in the ACC, clowns!

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schooey on 7 Sep 2012 - 1:17am #

That is an adorable animal. But I bet it will eat your undershorts. aahahahahahha

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schooey on 7 Sep 2012 - 12:36am #

Good Job Cinci! Made me good money! Go bear animal cat like creatures, yeah. 

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schooey on 7 Sep 2012 - 12:42am #

rockin out on Cinci... bear cats that is... haters be damned. 

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CowCat on 7 Sep 2012 - 1:05am #

LOL MARK MAY UR TEAM EATS BEARCAT POOP. U MAD BRO?

Just had to express that ...

"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer

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schooey on 7 Sep 2012 - 1:42am #

Should have a poll

: how many fat ass ************ does it take to put their knees on neck of a snow ball throwing college kid? Looks like five. Either that or they are trying resutate him afterwards. 

Edited: unacceptable word.

 

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cinserious on 7 Sep 2012 - 1:49am #

Haha, TASE 'is ass, TASE 'is ass! Y'all caint f__k wit the po-lice, y'all caint f__k wit the PO-lice!

"Get him a body bag, Yeah!"

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cinserious on 7 Sep 2012 - 1:45am #

I don't know what makes me more ashamed to be from cincy, seeing an actual bearcat being taken Down by the Cincinnati po-lice for...throwing snowballs? Or the CPD in general.

"Get him a body bag, Yeah!"

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