Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread

By 11W Staff on September 6, 2012 at 7:45p
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buckeye76BHop's picture

I can't wait to hear Mark May's BS after Pitt gets beat by Cincy tonight.  Should be funny to see what Lou says to him;-)  

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."

"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."

Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987 

BuckeyeW's picture

part of me is rooting against Pitt in the hope that it helps us with Dorian Johnson... the other 90% of me is rooting against Pitt because of Mark May.

TheBadOwl's picture

I hate Pitt becuse of Mark May, obviously, but I hate UC a lot more. For me, UC is my second most hated team behind TSUN. I grew up around Cincy and I swear half of my high school class ended up at UC. Most of them are jealous OSU haters.
I'm also pretty sure that most of the TSUN fans I know go to UC. They have such a Napoleon complex towards us, it's insane. 

When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half mast I thought, "Alright, another bureaucrat ate it." but then I saw it was Li'l Sebastian. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.

kr66osu's picture

My god Pitt is so horrible

dubjayfootball90's picture

one of the blonde cincy cheerleaders is pregnant....

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

E2Brutus's picture

Yeah. She forgot to tell the guy that if his helmet came off he needed to leave the game to put it back on

Alhan's picture

Ba-zing!

"Nom nom nom" - Brady Hoke

Pam's picture

Mark May‏@mark_may
Pitt will be much better vs Cinn Thursday night

schooey's picture

Pitt sure could use Dorian Johnson tonight. LOL!

osubuckeye4life's picture

I bet May is about ready to start hitting the bottle. 

Bucks43201's picture

May Day May Day !
Pitt is soft. That YSU game was no fluke -- they just ran right through Pitt. Pitt can't stop the run. That's going to make them about a 4-win team year.

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

schooey's picture

I actually like Cincy, for the last seven years or so. I root conference and I also root state. I thought Kelly was brilliant at Cincy too.  But, I hate ND. Mark May is an *&%^%*

LadyBuck's picture

Hey everyone, how is it going?

schooey's picture

Christ, is that what you call an "arrest"?!  

osubuckeye4life's picture

How 'bout them Cowboys!

schooey's picture

Wyoming sucks this year mate. 

AeroBuckeye2001's picture

I see they still wear those incredibly stupid "bUCeye state" and "Ohio's BCS Team" shirts. Douchers...

The Ohio State University Class of 2001
BS Aero & Astronautical Engineering

TheBadOwl's picture

As I said, they have a huge Napoleon complex towards us. They know they'll always be little brother.

When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half mast I thought, "Alright, another bureaucrat ate it." but then I saw it was Li'l Sebastian. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.

LadyBuck's picture

Well, Cincy is winning. How has it been going for them? 

osubuckeye4life's picture

Mike Bianchi is like a jilted lover. He needs to just get over it. 

schooey's picture

Man, I am really tempted to go see Cuse get creamed by USC on Sat. Tickets are down to $45 but I would miss some of the OSU game. Naw, not worth it. 

kr66osu's picture

I wish I could witness how much pain Mark May is in right now

osubuckeye4life's picture

It would make for great wallpaper. Mark May crying: priceless!

johnblairgobucks's picture

Pitt's frosh RB Shell looks pretty solid.  Pitt's Qb is not so good.  I've never seen Sunseri play and thought he was good at QBing. 
Mark May has a wife beater on, fuzzy slippers and flannel robe.  Sporting a five o'clock shadow,  he holds a 1/2 full bottle of Wild Turkey, as he sit's in his chair.  As he takes a drag from his Pyramid full flavor 100 tobacco stick, he realizes Pitt will be a basement dweller for all time, when they move to the ACC.
 

schooey's picture

That is funny stuff, Wild Turkey 101 no doubt. 

osubuckeye4life's picture

I envision that or Yukon jack. Maybe he has a bottle of Yukon Jack on his coffee table. 
 
Though that Wild Turkey is no joke! I know someone who was found passed out on the courthouse steps of a county that will remain nameless. 
He also somehow lost his clothes.
 
Why is it that people always end up blacking from drinking and wind up naked somewhere?

LadyBuck's picture

How can you get two delay of game penalties so close to each other?

osubuckeye4life's picture

I don't know ask the Cowboys last night. That fourth quarter was ugly. 
It felt like a love letter to ole 76' False start machine Shugarts. 
 
 

LadyBuck's picture

I thankfully didn't have watch that.

LadyBuck's picture

Wel, let's see what Cincy's defense is made of.

schooey's picture

sugar and spice. 

LadyBuck's picture

Are you telling me that Blossom and Buttercup are playing for UC?

schooey's picture

Lord I wish we had gotten Love so that our defense could bring Love and Sprinkles. Somebody should get Love to change his mind just for the meme alone. 

TheBadOwl's picture

HOW DARE YOU LEAVE BUBBLES OUT OF THAT REFERENCE.

When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half mast I thought, "Alright, another bureaucrat ate it." but then I saw it was Li'l Sebastian. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.

LadyBuck's picture

AND EVERYTHING NICE WAS NOT MENTIONED, SO DON'T BLAME ME.

LadyBuck's picture

Now the question is whether Cincy's defense is that good or if Pitt's offense is that bad.

johnblairgobucks's picture

Sunseri is not so good.
Also, there needs to be a bumper sticker that reads "Pitt Happens!"

E2Brutus's picture

maaaaaaan this is a boring game! I have a few Breaking Bad's on the DVR... think it's time.

osubuckeye4life's picture

Ends on a cliffhanger per usual. Next July is a long ways away. :(

Buckeyejason's picture

What happened to that former Mr.Ohio running back from Youngstown Ursuline that commited to Cincy..can't remember his name? 
Edit: akise teague. Apparently he was arrested this year.
Didn't Former recruit Shaq Washington commit to the bearcats as well? Haven't heard much about him either.

BUCKEYES BABY!

cinserious's picture

I believe akise Teague went to Wyoming hs or winton woods hs in cincy.

Life's daily struggle is choosing between saying F--ck-it, or soldiering on with your responsibilities.  

Buckeyejason's picture

No Teague went to Ursaline. I know who your thinkin about though.

BUCKEYES BABY!

LadyBuck's picture

Oh dear. that was ridiculous.

osubuckeye4life's picture

Thursday night games are largely hit or miss. Last year Friday night >>>>>>>>>> Thursday night.
 

LadyBuck's picture

This is defnitely a miss. 

osubuckeye4life's picture

Friday night last year had:
 
RGIII starting his Heisman campaign.
Herman directing the Iowa State offense to huge upset of Ok State.
 
Those are the only two that come to mind off hand. 
 
 

johnblairgobucks's picture

So, who win's the Big East?  Boise or Cincy? 

osubuckeye4life's picture

What about Louisville or South Florida?

johnblairgobucks's picture

Oh yeah, forgot who all was in the Big East.  

osubuckeye4life's picture

It's easy for that to happen and going to be tougher when the other teams are added. 
 

Squirrel Master's picture

Also, Boise is not in the Big East yet. Next year after Syracuse, Pitt leave.

I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!

osubuckeye4life's picture

Correct, I believe San Diego State, Central Florida, Houston, Memphis and SMU are coming in 2014 and then Navy in 2015.

schooey's picture

Unless I am mistaken, I probably am, last year we did not have Thursday and Friday night football for the whole season. This year we do, and not only that we have playoffs as well. Even with the bowl ban this seems like the the best season ever... Meyer etc. 

E2Brutus's picture

I'm not sure about any of that except that the playoffs don't start until next year.

Kaceybrown's picture

Mac played a lot of espn week night games last year

LadyBuck's picture

I miss when conferences were geography-concious. It just make no sense to have Boise State playing with the east coast. 

E2Brutus's picture

When the BCS was created to pick a national champ college football became much more of a national game. Now with the rise of conference associated television networks the desire for teams in other markets has increased. Don't be surprised if in 10 years conferences have 16-20 teams spread accross large geographic areas.
I don't like it but thats the way the ball is rolling.

LadyBuck's picture

I know that, but at least use a different conference name. Names like Big East, Mountain West, and Pacific Athletic Conference are misleading and almost oxymornic (Idaho in an eastern conference). At least make it a number or something more geographically vague. 

cinserious's picture

How about San Diego friggin state? Why not put a team from Mexico city in the big east? All it tells me is the big East is really, really desperate.

Life's daily struggle is choosing between saying F--ck-it, or soldiering on with your responsibilities.  

schooey's picture

Here come MAY LOL
He's pissed but Cincy gets to make adjustments now too. If Cincy is worth their salt they will run with this and end it like 32 to 10. 

kr66osu's picture

Mark May seems slightly upset

osubuckeye4life's picture

This was probably one of the better "This is ESPN" vids I've seen.
It features John Clayton.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USHZZ5bwASU

Squirrel Master's picture

I had a great bunch fo Mark May sucks jokes but my browser froze up and I lost it. Bastard laptop! 
anyways, Mark May milks rhinocerous nipples when he isn't spewing his BS like tonight! I hope watching his beloved Pitt team losing feels like th 3 finger prostate exam Lou Holtz gives him every post show celebration! Mark May stinks of old spice and throw up! That is why they keep him off to the side! Because they have a commercial grade ventilation fan to suck all the stank out! He doesn't really look like that, they hired the best makeup artist and pay them millions to make him look like that. They tried to hire the mythbusters because of their move FX experience but they declined due to "artistic differences". 

I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!

buckeyedude's picture

I thought May milked cat nipples like Gaylord Focker?

 

 

Squirrel Master's picture

I hope Cincy scores right here at the beginning of the second half! lol

I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!

schooey's picture

Christ, I did not even know a bearcat was a real animal.  Where to do these things live, Cincinnati? 

Buckeyeholicwompa's picture

Mark May's checking account info at the end of the game:
 
Liquor store (Wild Turkey)
 
Hustler Cincinnati (porn store, purchasing of an inflatable doll preferably one that looks like a Pitt cheerleader)
 
Walmart (Baby oil)
 
Motel 6
 
 
 
 

schooey's picture

No porn shops in Cinci, illegal.

cinserious's picture

Except for the hustler store right smack dab downtown. Larry flint won that battle against cincy fascism. Guess he had more fight in him than that poor bearcat underneath the Westside cincy cops who went to elder hs.

Life's daily struggle is choosing between saying F--ck-it, or soldiering on with your responsibilities.  

LadyBuck's picture

Someone lit a fire under the Pitt defense.
Edit: And the offense, apparently. 

schooey's picture

Cinci got issues. 

LadyBuck's picture

Cincy is playing cocky.

LadyBuck's picture

This does not look good.

schooey's picture

The momentum is shifting. I hope Cinci hangs on. 

schooey's picture

Wow Dorian Johnson has quite a choice to make; between being a superstar at PITT but not winning much and having to work for his spot at OSU and winning often. 

schooey's picture

Better than Denard! That Cinci QB.

LadyBuck's picture

You say that like it's hard.

Seabass1974's picture

TD BEARCATS!!!

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Woody Hayes

johnblairgobucks's picture

has chuncks of "Pitt" in it's stool, right now.

Bucksfan's picture

^Awesome!
Hey, Pitt, Have fun in the ACC, clowns!

schooey's picture

That is an adorable animal. But I bet it will eat your undershorts. aahahahahahha

schooey's picture

Good Job Cinci! Made me good money! Go bear animal cat like creatures, yeah. 

schooey's picture

rockin out on Cinci... bear cats that is... haters be damned. 

CowCat's picture

LOL MARK MAY UR TEAM EATS BEARCAT POOP. U MAD BRO?

Just had to express that ...

"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer

schooey's picture

Should have a poll
: how many fat ass ************ does it take to put their knees on neck of a snow ball throwing college kid? Looks like five. Either that or they are trying resutate him afterwards. 
Edited: unacceptable word.
 

cinserious's picture

Haha, TASE 'is ass, TASE 'is ass! Y'all caint f__k wit the po-lice, y'all caint f__k wit the PO-lice!

Life's daily struggle is choosing between saying F--ck-it, or soldiering on with your responsibilities.  

cinserious's picture

I don't know what makes me more ashamed to be from cincy, seeing an actual bearcat being taken Down by the Cincinnati po-lice for...throwing snowballs? Or the CPD in general.

Life's daily struggle is choosing between saying F--ck-it, or soldiering on with your responsibilities.