PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
The wait is over. Let's do this.
Sick picture. Let's do this.
If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg
No alcohol in the house so I'm gonna try this whole "you can have a good time without alcohol" thing that the kids are talking about. Plus I want to remember the beatdown we lay on mallett. He has too much wolverine in him.
rough night dude...
"Without winners, there wouldn't even be civilization." -----------Woody Hayes
I'll play along but my wife has sedatives waiting if it gets to that.
"It seemed like a good idea at the time."
I've got butterflies and all that ... watching last year's Rose Bowl on the BTN right now in anticipation of seeing something similar in an hour!
Round on the ends and hi in the middle.
Let's try the Penn State theory. We are gonna lose by 40.
Hmmmmm, maybe some/all of the tat-five won't be starting. Holly Rowe asked if Pryor was going to start, Tressel responded that "of course Pryor is going to play." 11W's very own Kyle R. also said not to be surprised if they play but don't start.
October 20th: National Kenneth Guiton Day
Brandon Saine in the wildcat? That could be better than the other possibility.
They should run the Shot-Ginn. It's the only other option.
How about the Shot-Berry?
That'd work too, but we'd have to try the Shot-Herron, Shot-Hall, and Shot-Saine first.
I would like to now, and forever, like to refer to our version of the Wildcat formation as the Buck Wild.
Fan of bacon since 1981
I would like to now, and forever, refer to our version of the Wildcat formation as the Buck Wild.
Oh please God, please.
And we'll drink to old Ohio, 'Til we wobble in our shoes!
I hope we win toss and defer.
What are you smoking?
Never got good vibes from starting with the ball. Getting a three and out to start the game calms everyone down, including me. Besides, we start off flat. Rather get the ball at the half and score then.
No I agree with you. It's just we rarely ever defer.
Todd McShay, nobody cares what you think.
he kinda knows what hes talking about
10% of the time he does. Yeah, that may have been in the 10% but who fucking cares? That doesn't make him any less of a douche. If you are an "NFL Scout" working for ESPN you are by default a douche.
just another chance for espn to take a shot at tOSU
Heard the Ark fans seriously outnumber us and TP was rockin' a Miami Heat hat during warmups....
shout out to one of his role models...
Fayetteville is 300 miles closer than Columbus, and it doesn't matter who shows up in the stands, but rather who shows up on the field...
Different for me to hear that we are out numbered. I thought we were about 50/50 last time we were here and played the instate team, but I was in the stands.
I wouldn't doubt that you're right, to me I just don't feel like worrying about who's in the crowd but rather how our players perform on the field.
Herbie and Mustyburger gave TP tons of love during the rose bowl...
That was before TP called Herbie the "fake buckeye" that he is.
Dear Uncle Billy (Sherman),
I have pledged my life to preserving the Union and upholding all that is just;
Arkansas is part of the Conferderacy. We need your blessing to march through them and bring them to their knees.
"Don't put syrup on shit, and tell me it's pancakes"
No matter how sh*tty the tour is, it's always tough to leave.
CJ Barnett in uniform. Not saying h's playing tonight but it's a great sign for spring.
Hate having 2 games on at once....trying to juggle Sully and the boys getting a W in Iowa City and Pryor and Co taking care of the Hogs. Hopefully 2 W's tonite!
Can I stream the bball game?
I've been trash talking via email over the last month with my buddy from Arkansas. Told him a couple of days ago I hope we make Mallett squeal like a pig Ned Beatty style. Fortunately, or unfortunately, depending on how the night goes, he's in Kabul so we can talk shit during the game.
I just watched the Rose bowl from last year on BTN and was reminded of how we dominated time of possession. I have to think that is a strategy Tressel & Co will be following this evening.
Hope we don't start out like we did against Wisconsin... Special Teams needs to show up tonight.
I AM SICK OF ESPN. TIME TO SHUT THEM UP.
OK, Lou Holtz, you're back on my bad side. Can't believe you just said that.
That wasn't sarcasm?
Well he was slurring every other word so I couldn't tell. Do you think it was?
Ha! Yes, that's why Davis backtracked a bit.
Why are we talking about the SEC????? Talk about Arkansas!
Oh, wait they did that. All of College Game Day. I stand corrected. I mean, youve talked about Arky, suspensions, and the SEC. What else IS there?
Buckeye born and bred. Buckeye til I'm dead.
Herbie's lipstick is too pink.
But he picked us to win, so it's all good.
think Herbie is a closet TP fan who is just trying to motivate him?
I think its blatantly obvious at this point all of the hatred Herbie has for Pryor is out of the bag.
I was suprised that he actually sounded positive when talking about Pryor though.
So if we pull it off, does Arkansas get kicked out of the SEC?
I think other sec fans would just say that they were never part of the sec in the first place
No, but if Petrino demonstrated some integrity then they might get kicked out.
"Will the Hogs make Bucks OH-10 State?"
"Will the Hogs make Bucks OH-10 State?"
NOW LETS F***"ING GO!
How many times are they going to f*cking mention 0-9?
Until its f*cking 1-9! Now lets get this done, please!
Finally, a game with a crowd.
What did that one dude not understand about "moment of silence"?
Also, Hootie, of Hootie and the Blowfish shame? Could they afford no one else?
FYI we don't fly the Union Jack anymore.
Let's McGaheeize Mallet early.
They can call us cheaters whatever, just win baby!
Tress has Esse eeeeee ceeeee speed
We look ready?
Another commercial break?
Alright let's shut them down!
Mallett is a specimen.
Start Strong! Bring the Heat!
Thanks for focusing on what Arkansas does not what we do, Fat Holly.
Ummmmm kick off any time now?
Wow... that would have been awful...
Ummmm if that dude catches the ball.....
Or that one
3 and out bitches!!!
Alright, a little shaky, but a 3 and out nonetheless.
Nice. only sent 3 and got pressure
Getting penetration! They are gonna get his ASS.
We're getting pressure (though whiffing so far) and dropped passes. So far so good.
That's gonna hurt the Hogs' TOP stats.
Hello Dave. Good surge.
Our O-Line looks bad already. Come on, guys!
Nice catch. Little behind him
Wow Herron just mauled whoever that was trying to tackle him, like 8 extra yards there.
WTF where is the flag??
Getting pressure on D, offense doing well so far. I like it.
JB is getting pushed around
SANZENBACHER BAILS OUT PRYOR AGAIN! YEEEEEEEEEAH!
Pryor dumbass turns into touchdown, LOL.
Hold the damn ball, all-star
Butterfingers! Sorry Hogs, but the Great Dane has sticky fingers.
Look at that last reply. Dane got the ball b/c two Razorbacks ran into each other trying to fall on the ball and it squirted into the endzone. My blood pressure would probably prefer Pryor not fumble, but I'll take a lucky bounce. Now here's for another three and out.
MAN Terrelle's gotta hold onto the ball better than that, the ball wasn't ripped out, the safety just had to give it a little tap! Great save, Dane!
Now hold onto that damn ball better next time, Pryor!
Pryor flailing around palming the ball. SMH. That one worked out in our favor but I'd rather have him running out of bounds early like usual.
Pryor thought he was home free... either way it was a great run on 3rd down.. and of couse the MVP saves us!!
They send 5 guys every time. He is going to have to run a lot.
Now for a turnover.
But now Pryor is going to GO OFF on the ground AND hold on to the ball for dear life. So double lucky!
Sanzenbacher can find any loose ball. Dude is sick aware.
I was wondering when someone would make the "slippery pig" analogy.
here comes the run
WTF on side kick??
Why would we do that?
Give up 15 yards for a decent chance of getting the ball back. I love the call. Didn't work out, but great idea. Tressel is the Dan Harrington of football.
That wasn't very Tresselean.
Well there that is.
that was quick
We gave them the short field.
Have you seen our kickoff coverage team? We almost always give the short field.
We stopped his forward progress or had him in the grasp or something... Damn it.
One bit of absurd luck begets another.
Hahaha yeeeeeeah wrist down!
The review is pointless. It's a TD.
The universe course corrected for that fumble recovery.
According to Blackledge, he just has great hands.
The wrist = a knee?
Just a bad call, but I'll take it.
hmmmmm............I missed that........and still dont see it
Yeah, it still looked like a TD to me, but whatever.
Man, Karma is a bitch.
Like I said, the review is pointless.
Can't hate on that. That was picture perfect.
Ok, so they are better at the QB position.
We're going to need to force turnovers... or keep scoring. I have more faith in doing the former.
we need quick passes to slow them down
that was an awful pass
Late and high
O line needs to WAKE UP
Right side is getting worked...
Make a decision!
He had it, why did he hesitate!!!
Like that cut up field.
Offense looks a lot better than I expected. Defense looks a lot worse.
Mine was more emphatic. see below
Tatt's for everyone!!!
how long have you been holding that in?
that was a nice series...kudos Jim
O-Line scored that TD.
and he walksssss right in. great answer drive!
Please don't onside kick this one.
Or maybe we can catch them............
NO, Dont do it.
Keep winning the TOP battle. Shades of the Rose Bowl so far. LETS GO DEFENSE!
WTF, 2 long kickoffs, and 1st one is Touchback, 2nd is tackled inside the 20 with a penalty? Where did this come from?
Okay defense, lets make a statement!!!
Holy shit we had a flag go our way!
That Adams fella has that SEC speeeeeeed...
Not the statement I was talking about?
What is going on with the D????
nice play by the QB
Quick quick quick tail
need a fumble
Getting worked in the trenches.
11 block in the back
I thought so too
this feels like wisky
Our D-Line is getting mauled
not that time.
We are going to get killed if we cant stop this run. Pass game is too good. Simple as that.
There we go. Give up nothing big, eventually they will screw up.
Pick coming soon.
Line is getting pressure, can't stop the run...
Great, great stop. Nice job D.
Getting rattled? :)
Mallet holding hsi hand....
See Mallett holding his hand?
A little pressure seems to make Mallet throw the ball at his receiver's feet.
That and tackling him by his throwing arm.
Guess the D-Line was just waiting for the pass.
I. Want. Seven. Points. On.This. Drive.
Yes, I am greedy.
I want 8.
Only because we cant have nine.
Boom. Time to do work, son.
Boom with a 99 yard run? no flag this time
We should bootleg him
I did not know we were like an SEC team.
Did we really just dial up a draw play????
That should be unnecessary roughness/ late hit. Arkansas seems to do that sort of thing on after a lot of plays are over.
Would've liked to see Pryor take it on 3rd and short...
Hmmm. Saine not my first choice in that situation.
Nooo Chekwa can't be hurt. Nice defense there.
Fell right on his wrist--full weight.
Mallett is starting to get hammered...Chimdi please be okay...
Jammed that wrist
Had that pick. Not good if we get another guy out on the D.
That's what I get for celebrating Mallet getting hurt.
Was just about to chastize you for that....
Dont think hes coming back....
Come on Howard......
that wrist is broke
Yeah - looked ugly.
Put a soft cast on and get back in there, son!
DRIN--- oh wait... sorry, reflex.
You know they are going right to Howard on this after how bad he was burnt on the first one....
Man, it feels like it should be halftime
Ouch. That hurt just watching. Hats off to Chekwa; as tough a battling corner as there is in the Big Ten. Does he have a fifth year remaining?
ohio state bball is starting flat
shhhhhh.........dvr is working
There will always be slow spots. Back on top now.
Hold them up and strip.
Tress is fired up!
Vest out coaching another one.
NOT QUITE TALL ENOUGH, ARE WE, MALLETT?
YEAH BOY. NASTY NATE.
JT realizes how big the turnover is.
Not drinking was a HUGE mistake. Too nervous
With 8 minutes left in first half
That would've been swell.
Holy crap. That was genius!
Held my breathe on that block in the back.
I love this offensive gameplan.
Finally seeing what this offense is capable of.
That is what we need. Quick throws, stops their rush. Best throw of the year.
That was a sneaky play! Love it!
Dance your cares away...(clap clap)
This shit is dirty...Arkansas getting away with murder.
Dude, who is this commentator? "Bam" Herron? Cameron "Howard"?
Pryor takes it. bank on it.
THAT PASS TO STONEY! FAKE ZONE READ! LBS BIT AND IT WAS WIDE OPEN!!!
WHAT A CATCH!!!
This has to be a record.
no way!! what a catch
hands en bacher
This is better than sex.
Wow that was a nice throw and catch!
Great throw...........better catch.
ANybone know Dane's favorite watering hole? No matter what else happens tonight I want to buy that man a drink
What are the odds Petrino leaves a note at halftime that he's got another gig?
You win post of the nite award.
By far best receiver on the team..... Dane!
are they going to review every effing play
i held my breath when pryor threw it..
I hold my breath every time he throws it.
Special Teams is studly today. Best they've looked all year.
Bball down by 5 215 oft in 1st
That should have been a taunting penalty
Joe Adams is a little bitch. Rolle taking the ball well after the play was over was kind of funny though.
man being picked apart
Man Cam came to play. Dude just shrugged off 3 blockers.
LOl............the were holding him again
Cam is wrecking shop tonight!
ESSSSS EEEEEEE CCCCCEEE SPEED
keep the speed...meaningless if they cant catch
This kid is better than Luck
kids good but not that good
Our DBs getting breaks all day. Except for Chekwa. Well, technically... nevermind.
They had a fake on
Wow. Somebody sign some autographs or hand over some trinkets to these ARK receivers for helping out a brother. We are getting the hookup!
Jackets 0-0 after 1
6 point Iowa lead at half
I would love a clock killing drive right now.
3rd year QB and he can't make a decision
that 3 yard run was supposed to be a fake and quick pass but he mucked it up.
9/12 passing, 146 yard, TD, 46 yds rushing... 14 point lead.
Tight ends all day....
TE position playing a significant role tonight - GO BUCKS!
This. is. AWESOME.
Dane will play for New England next year
Should have ran on that one, get it close, go for it on 4th.
Overthrown... That one's on TP.
not a great throw
I think I would have punted
That was such a promising drive.
What alumni are on the sidelines?
So did Posey stop on his route or was it a bad pass? Has Posey caught anything? And YTF is Iowa beating our bball team at half?
It was a bad pass. Pryor led him too far.
no idea, no, and I don't care right now.
Posey has no catches. Targeted 2 times? I think that ball was a little off, but catchable. But I'm some fat old guy on a couch in Columbus.
Arkansas playing like some punks.
I would pay to see Cam Heyward fight Ryan Mallett.
Hit him in the mail pouch, I think
BIG TEN SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
WOW great d-line play!
Defensive line just abusing them. Absolutely sick. Where were these guys all year?
Ahhh... the Ryan Mallett I remember.
They dialed up a DLB blitz on that one. NICE!!!
Where the hell is the PI?
No flag? NO FLAG???
r u kidding?
Arkansas getting away with murder.
good no call
How is that not interference?
intentionally tying up the legs
Mallet = rattled
“There’s one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests - it’s that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great - I just am great.” – Kenny Powers
He has to get these throws down
team speed looks rather even to me
POSEY!! EFFING HUGE.
SLAUGHTER THE HOGS!
R U KIDDING!!!...WHAT A CATCH
HOLY SHIT!!!!! IS THIS FOR REAL???
I am grinning ear-to-ear right now.
BEE ONE GEE! BEE ONE GEE! BEE ONE GEE!
Where's Mark May and that SEC speed? LOL
Can't wait to see the 1/2 show analysis.
He'll find a way to spin it.
I might actually watch halftime
Posey has a catch
dammit, we'er exposing ourseves to the frauds we were in madison.
Don't go to sleep on these guys. Bring out Evil Tressel.
Fuck Mark May!
mayday looks nervous
Shuffle those pages punk ass bitch! LOL
mark maaaayyyy, mark mayyyyy
Heyward is getting a huge push every play, damn.
I love Cam.
I love lamp.
This team has as much class as their coach
LOL @ chest-bump with the Senator.
posey draft stock +5
the sound has been out in dayton for the entire second quarter
mallett is a bitch
mallet is soft, crying cuz cam is whippin his ass
Mallett is Heyward's little bitch
Mallet is retarded. Cam is the last dude to talk shit to.
panic setting in down at the hog farm
Man, this is one long game
i thawht them hia boys wuz posed to be slow?
Wow, wide open.
Ha Adams with another drop, even though it was tipped.
Gold Pants all around for ARK receivers dropping many, many passes.
Only $150 this week!
Big Big play here
I would take the 3
huge catch for ark
Nation of Wussies indeed. Petrino should have ran the ball for the TD.
Tresselball is contagious. It infected Chip Kelly last year.
Fantastic first half.
anyone care to share what tress petrino and may say? my sound is out
Bball bucks get the lead 13:20 in 2nd
The Xanaz I took to take the edge off has settled into a really really nice buzz now that the Bucks are handling their shit.
Sully runnin the floor
So... this is the longest game ever.
You're not savoring it? We've had so many short games this year. This is great if you ask me.
If I was there, I would be down heckling Mark May everytime he opened his yapper
Knowing the pain we are causing him soothes me.
Mark May just say Petrino was an idiot?
Mallet or someboy on that offense is a fucking punk and pissed off Cameron Heyward. Big mistake, buddy, big mistake.
Daneocrat we <3 you.
I told ya arkansas can't handle a cam newton type qb. they need to smash these guys first drive and they will quit.
mayday threw up into his mouth giving credit where credit is due
Why does May look sick when he gives tOSU a little cred?
I put them on the little pic. fuck mark may. 3bler is hot
Iowa hasn't scored since the football game went to halftime.
We get points on this first drive.... game over.
We gotta kick. A stop, then point would be great
huh? we get ball at half
Half was so long I forgot
Dude was cheating and Pryor still beat him
While the d got off to a shaky start, the fire seen in them right now has been missed. Secondary is going to have some burns no matter what this half, but overall this d is performing well above expectations.
As far as offense? Lordie. You could tell what this was going to be from the beginning. Not sure who else noticed but in the very beginning herron was on the ground and got a few steps to the chest. Came back the next play, lowered his helmet and RAMMED that dipshit for extra yards. Beautiful. Saw TP sprint for one of only a handful of times on the run to the endzone, fumble + Sanz recovery.
Deserves an entire page devoted to him, but SANZ YOU ARE A BEAST! This kid has proven people wrong over and over ... and over again.
The D got really lucky to start this game off. Then Cameron Heyward and Co., pissed off and all, took this game over.
Are you ready for a heavy dose of the run in the second half? Ball control, TOP, field position, and protecting the 18 point lead... If you are excitable and somehow mentally unprepared for this highly probable course of action you may want to double up on the dose, or start administering your anti anxiety medication of choice immediately.
makin' a run
I think we continue to take a couple shots downfield. Tress knows how quickly they can score and may not try to just sit on the lead.
How many people want the tat 5 benched now?!?!?!
Only the Hog fans now
I guess being 30 with a 16 year old in your car is cool in Bama?
i know i want my team to draft Sanz! kid is a stud
I'd normally agree with you 741 in all scenarios. In this case, I don't. I'm sure it will be a little more conservative but not just grind clock out and run 80% Vestie going for an onsides kick in the so early tells me he has no intention of letting the score get close. I'm sure he is thankful the receivers have dropped balls b/c for him to do that, he had to expect Ark to score plenty of points.
OK, let's take this possession and get 7 out of it.
Johnny Hooker: "He's not as tough as he thinks". Henry Gondorff: "Neither are we".
Nail. Coffin. Now. Please.
Arkansas way offsides and Pryor turns it into a 17 yard run, I love it.
Tressel gonna Tresselball.
C'mon, not Boom!!!!!!!!!!
Ah man. We need Boom to close this out.
what was that???
That was an AWFUL throw. WTF was that.
Bad decision, got lucky again there.
Are you serious TP?
I said right before the snap, just dont throw a pick, and then the arm punt.
Pam, I need what you got.
arm punt number 1. TP that is the only one we need to see tonight
That looked like an audible to me.
we cant let them back in this....run run pass...man
Don't think I should feel as nervous as I do with an 18 point lead.
I am never comfortable until and unless its the fourth quarter with about 3 minutes and were up three scores.
Thats just me tho.
Is it just me, or is there an awful lot of extra stuff going on after the whistles?
Thats two dropped INT's.
get off your blocks linebackers
Holding on the outside
Gotta stop giving up these 10 yard runs
davis is keeping them in this
we are letting them back in there
really want that last possession back... needed points
Before I panic, I remind myself the first half started very similar.
Guys look gassed.
A long offensive drive would be nice here. If it works, and its to Boom, I wouldn't mind a little Tresselball to give the d a break. Or keep up those short wheel routes.
3rd and long. Need a big play here.
Mallett's stock falling... partially courtesy of his receivers dropping passes.
And here I thought we'd be the ones settling for FGs and getting into trouble.
No biggie. Two possessions for them = 6 points. We just need to get that in this next possession and so forth.
71 68 bucks 21 secs
I love Craft
Prepare for some serious Tressellball coming up.
Hogs are counting on it
If we run Pryor I am down with it.
73 68 8 secs
Bucks win a tougher than should've been game
Need a drive here. How about some short to intermediate passing routes?
We cant let them back in this. Now they look fired up and we need a few first downs to rest our D.
Still incredibly nervous. I think Tresselball is not the way to beat this team.
what in the what was what?
WTF was that BS. Are you serious????????
This is a very important posession for our defense.
Come on Tress.
Damn that too
Horrible playcall on that. That's when we need a roll out by TP.
Pick 6 time. I hope.
Feels about right
Doesn't even have to be for 6. Momentum would be key.
A three and out on this would swing the momentum. Not sure what JT thought on that last play call, but its time for the D who played that last three minutes of the first half to show up in a BIG way.
Good call on the 3 and out.
Three. And. Out.
DEF standing tall.
cameron "howard" is a beast
I would be fine with a field goal on this drive.
We need points right now. Keep the pressure on them.
Heyward has been magnificent
Feel bad for chim
Great run by Boom
Go for it? or FG?
hmm...hurry up run?
Damn Tress! Throw the fing ball!!!!
I might punt here
That puts me at ease a bit.
Now, I am calling for a turnover on the kickoff....
(it worked with the three and out and with the three points, so worth a shot!)
If you get this right I hope you played the mega tonight.
Mallet pick 6
Middletown Middies State Champs.
someone practices kick coverage for 20 days
Nice tackle Rolle
If I was Petrino I would not be giving up on the run - they have had more success with the ball in Davis' hands than Mallett's.
hold on sweat?
Holding on #11, no call.
Mallett will give up a pick soon...
Man we can't stop this dude.
That is our fucking ball!!!
Why did everyone drop back before the ball was snapped?
How do they end up with that ball? Turnover is close.
That looked like our ball on the fumble...
DEFENSE STAND UP!!!
letting them back in this....
Well we got a ballgame.
Good D. Better throw.
HOW WAS THAT FUMBLE NOT OURS??????
hedgehog 2 pt run back?????
Arkansas some dirty mother fuckers.
Super cheap shot on Heyward, I was a little miffed that the announcers just referred to it as a "block."
that tackle holds on every play
Not converting on turnovers (ints and fumb) killing us
We just need an extended drive ending in points on our next possession. Simple as that.
We need a TD desperately and to HOLD ONTO a turnover.
I'm sick of these dirty cheap shots.
More zone read, we need points.
C'mon long demoralizing drive
Have to get some points here. No more fumble gifts.
Looks like it.
mostly at the QB position
playcalling isnt helping either...you cant just sit on 10 points against the razorbacks
This next drive could be the drive of the game. We need this. THIS IS OUR DRIVE!!!!
really? thats what you came up with
Pull your heads out Buckeyes
Classless coach. Classless team. Classless conference.
Bad words and so forth
bad gut feeling
There's that ever so familiar feeling of warmth running down the collective leg of the Bucks.
Take a fucking time out and regroup. The only thing worse than being 0h-10 is to give up an 18 point lead to lose the game.
OSU is the worst screening team ever. The TD against UM last year is the only successful screen that I've seen in the past 3 years.
Need to at least eat up some clock if we are gonna Tresselball it.
why we playing not to lose now?
because it is what we do
Is there any other way to play under JT?
yeah...i guess that was a slighty rhetorical question.
TP man up. NOW!
Really? 4 seconds? Ugh
sanz has been quiet...
Big INT by Mallett in the 4th quarter, calling it now.
Wish they would call that on Ark
thats bullshit. their left tackle holds on every play
3rd quarter will never end.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
nice throw pryor...you put enough air on it?
geez that was bad
I'm starting to feel it in my stomach.
And Arkansas likely gets it in good field position...
Fumble...calling it now!
On this series, we had:
1. An option play on first down.
2. An attempted screen on second down.
3. A deep drop to pass on third and forever.
Whatever happened to Tressellball?
Jesus. At least the DEF got like a 10 minute breather during that 3 and out sequence. #silverlining
Ha the tweet in blog style
You know, i dont think he even knew he has anyone over there. I think he just put it up there. If he had taken a second to set his feet, first down. Me thinks he was afraid to take the hit from the defender he just shook.
Fickell better come up with something stat to shut Arky down and I mean NOW!
damn..........hold em to 3 please
Thats what TP needs to be doing at this point. He better get his offense together and start being a leader on the sidelines and spark this team up or we are about to lose this game in the worst way possible.
do the other guys talk to him when on the bench?
another effing hold
1 more play...
Nice stop. Here we go. Mallett pick to follow...
Melt down mode. Someone make a play please.
Cam gotta be the MVP of this game.
take that, FAT HOLLY
Why is our D so fragile?
We needed that Dex and Cam!
Can we stop them on 3rd and long this time? Please?
Huge. Just huge.
Well done D!
Good job by the D that time. But we are seeing the difference between playing in the SEC versus playing in the B10. We just don't get punched back at as often as a team like Arkansas does,
Gotta score 7 here, gotta.
Got to get a first down, A first down.
Arkansas punter is sick good. Need to waste some clock on this 3 and out.
Amazing defensive play-calling! If only on offense...
Now we need a 98-yard drive to drain the rest of the clock. Tressellball reigns!
Can I just say I am pretty psyched that I have not seen Buckeye Guy or those two fat facepainters on TV yet?
Bad words and so forth! Do they have the best punter ever or what? Is that Tupa's son or something?
that punter is the vest's wet dream
NO FUCKING WAY
there is no way
That's the worst call I've ever seen.
How exactly was that NOT forward progress?
Herron has to know to just go down there. Then forward progress would have him at the 1. Damn it.
Forward progress! Is Tress afraid to throw the fucking ball or what?
Yea, I formation pro offense, ZONE GODDAMN READ! UNLEASH TP'S TALENT!
Now in serious trouble
He broke a tackle and started running again, so I think it's the right call. Sucks though.
is this real?
Arkansas didn't see that brilliance coming.
A bad call, and just weird. Forward progress.
Doesn't matter, stupid ridiculous play call. Unreal.
ya no shit he was hit at the two. the line judge on the other side had it marked too.
65 holds on every single play
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
Now we can't tackle....fuck this
Block in the back!!!!!!!
i saw it too. wtf are these refs looking at?
I would rather get blown out than lose this late in the game. God damn it
Sigh. Batted pass goes into his hands. The SEC is not allowed to lose to us.
so...the game plan for the 2nd half was to score 3 points and then give the game away?
Tresselball. Use brilliant gameplan and abandon it once we get a lead.
Man this is a cruel joke.
We are not losing this. Not this time.
I can't believe they are letting 65 get away with his shit
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!!! WHY ARE THEY BLOWING THIS FUCKING GAMEEE!!!!!!!!!
we've thrown 5 passes in 2nd half. completed 1. i'm still baffled at that call. right or wrong, it seems refs always give RB benefit of the doubt - until tonight. Wet. We have 50 yards in 2nd half. D is running out of gas. Pass the nitro glycerin.
Can I get a hold?
you may not
Defense is holding up. Gotta get them off the field and keep them off
I believe Ty Moeller should make a speech right about now.
Stressed out and drinking too much.
We NEED to get some points on this next possession.
Good news is I think Tresselball stops this possession. At least waste some time this drive and get a FG.
This is a fucking nightmare coming true
We have to get out of our own end
TOO MUCH TO DRINK
Ok let's get the damn ball somewhere past the 3 yard line this time.
Where is the Senior leadership right now? Come on goes, circle the wagons!!!
Alright, let's do this.
Watching Tressel call this game is like watching Rainman win a ton of money at blackjack, then going and blowing it on Wheel of Fortune.
Wonderful field position again.
they gonna mark that on the 1?
If they stick to their rules, he is down at the 5
Somebody got to do something.
It's either the beer or auto correction but shit looks messed up
Pryor does a great job of extending the ball forward for a touchdown on every play.
Ok. Anyone have any good ideas now?
It would sure be nice to get some blocking.
He chose the wrong damn hole
thats what she said
Why can't I breathe?
Pryor gonna need to put the team on his shoulders and run every play I think.
Wooooohoooooo!!! That just well,....y'know
Is that the first 1st down since half?
Don't we have a play to exploit a blitz other than Pryor running?
Even if we did, you think Pryor could figure out where to exploit it?
Can we not throw the ball?
Can I get a pass play? Pryor has been looking to run this whole drive.
Yikes, our offensive line stinks.
What's up with our oline?
this isnt good
Bullshit they jumped first, unabated to the quarterback.
seriously?!? a false start?
It's in our repertoire.
can we take it out? or is it in there by default?
Fuck he waits until now?
JP waited until the 4th qtr
These refs are just bad.
Hey BJ, what's the snap count?
now officially getting screwed by official with southern drawl
Ugh....what to do now?
he has to sell out and get that first down
GO FOR IT
QB SNEAK WITH OUR 6 6 PLAYER!
sneak. we cant afford to punt
Ummm TP didn't like the call.
omg..........what else can be screwy
Comical, just comical.
What a terrible time to fumble. Come on, Boom!
Herron's first career fumble?
At least Arkansas will score fast so we have a shot to come back.
this is the worst nightmare i've ever had
This game has seriously shaved a year off my life.
you THINK they held?
holy fucking shit a holding call
The wheels are falling off. Stop those MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!
Please hold them here.
BRING THE HOUSE
2 more downs
I liked this game when we were killing them.
Good thing they can't catch.
Our D is a mutherf*cker.
thank you god of dropsies
Their kickers are killing us.
I guess they heard me.
I hate that punter.
Can we clone this punter?
Arkansas receivers went to the Devier Posey School of Receiving.
And another amazing punt with a perfect bounce.
Ok Boom Herron, hold onto the ball, and go down if they start dragging you into the endzone.
2 first downs from victory formation
that safety cost us 5 points. total bullshit call.
are the refs just gonna put an auto 2 points on the board for arkansas
I wonder how many people they'll have attacking the LOS on the first play.
I'm glad we got the ball back, but I think that AR punter deserves a million dollar contract after tonight's performance.
I will offer up my body to the next guy that scores. No shit
Will you offer your throat to the wolf of the red roses?
Is that some of that Twilight stuff?
Heh...not at all.
Ok offensive line, it's time to redeem yourselves. For once this season, let's have some holes to run through and no false starts. Two first downs and it's all over.
throw the bomb here. we need to give pryor the ball its his to win.
good first run
I don't care how great our D has been. I don't want the ball back in Mullets hands.
A good time for Boom to run this one out to a dubya.
do you need a prescription for oxygen?
we got to get first downs
I mean two more first downs after that one.
Uh shitty ballspot.
EDIT: UFR, maybe not.
he was farther up than that
QB SNEAK DAMN IT!
Refs doing their best to take this.
horrible spot. But please Coach keep in mind your qb is 6'6".
yes one more sweet sweet sugar baby
they still didnt mark where he got
why show that
Think we will run it?
I just pooped and peed.
Rocking the Depends I hope?
pryor has a fuckin cramp!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sure it was "Rolled On".
hope he is breathing better than me
lets go joe! lol
Oh God Bauserman
Run, run, and run We need another 1st down!!!
1st down or this next 2 minutes is going to suck the life out of me.
solid handoff joe....just so smooth
wonder what would have happened if Bauserman ran a boot on that play
The offense is no different with Bausrman, just that when it all brake down, as it does, he can't run. Otherwise hand it off...same old.
Shades of Texas.
That call was stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too much time.
would you fake it?
Fuck we just lost this game
Unbelievable, God damn it.
fuck my life
un fucking believable
Special teams are special this year.
It was nice knowing everyone.
Well that sucked.
we're going to lose
too many steps on that punt
Anything that can go wrong will.
WHAT? BALL GAME!!!!!!!!!
OMG YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME YEAHHHH!!!!
Yeahhhhhhhhhh pick! Mallett, a Michigan Man through and through! Called it earlier.
Can we count this as a W of scUM as well?
holy shit. malllett TO
I believe I just had a heartattack. You can get all the tats you want Solomon.
THAT'S WHY PEOPLE WANTED SOLOMON THOMAS AUTOGRAPHS!
Easily the post of the year. Easily.
CRAZIEST GAME EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
ZONE BLITZ FOR THE WIN!!! THREE CHEERS FOR DICK LEBEAU!!!
haha how fitting for soloman
We did it guys!!!!!!! Tears rolling down my face right now
TAT-5 FOR EVAH!
Fuck yes. Fuck yes.
i may only live to be 50 or so, but this was worth it
At the risk of sounding like a girl, I am crying like a baby right now!!!!