Tuesday Skull Session

By Johnny Ginter on December 21, 2010 at 6:00a
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Happy Tuesday everyone, and welcome to your morning Skull Session. Let me be blunt: I love Christmas. Even if you aren't particularly religious, the idea that we as a society have decided to just kind of go along with the premise that for at least a few days we'll all try and be somewhat less miserable to one another is pretty kickin rad to me. Snow, Christmas trees, bad ABC Family made for tv movies, and food, glorious food are all just the topping to the cake for me. Can't get enough of it.

Except for the music. Sweet Lord do I hate Christmas music. And I don't mean hymns, I mean every treacly cloying attempt by a music executive to try and recreate the warm and fuzzy feeling I get watching my grandma dump packing peanuts over her irritating dog's head by having Talyor Hicks sing about a homeless frog without socks or something.

Anyway, my point with this is that I spend a lot of my time around Christmas looking for music about the season that doesn't make me furious, and luckily I've been able to compile a few of my favorites (very, very NSFW) over the years. If you've got any more suggestions for me, please put them in the comments so that I can enjoy a sane and lovely holiday season.

Wither Thou, Boise? The New York Times has a nice breakdown of exactly how much cheddar the Broncos stand to lose out on due to one missed field goal that lowered them to 11-1 and the Maaco Bowl (yes, really), instead of BCS riches. I've talked in this space about how ridiculous I believe the BCS and bowl system to be, and not to put too fine of a point on it, but beyond the standard talk about who is better or "deserves" to be in a particular bowl, the disparity between the haves and the have nots is by far the worst aspect of how the current system works.

COME AT ME BRO The Bulldogs are spoiling for a fight. Georgia has recently been sniffing around the Big Ten for a challenger, and has been gauging interest from Ohio State, Penn State, Michigan, and Notre Dame. I personally feel that it is doubtful that OSU decides to schedule another home and home so soon (considering we've booked major OOC opponents through 2019), but I definitely endorse the idea of SEC teams going slumming up north in a (hopefully) vain attempt to gain prestige by beating up on a poor befuddled Big Ten team. Especially the mediocre SEC teams.

As If You Needed Confirmation Bollman haters to the back. Jim Tressel has unequivocally stated that no one on his staff be fired due to external pressure, meaning that you, yes you, Joe Everyman and Jill Administrator, will have pretty much no say in how Tressel organizes his staff:

"We’ve been fortunate. We’ve got great guys on our coaching staff. We’ve not had to be confronted with that ‘Hey, you better make some changes’ moment. I’d like to think we’ll never be faced with that. They might have to throw me out of here before I want to face one of those situations."

As frustrated as we can be from time to time with various coaches on the team, this is still a pretty great thing to hear from the Senator. Oftentimes a recruit will say that staff consistency is a big part of why they attend a school, and as was pointed out yesterday, Tressel is the king of preserving that. In a year that saw some massive staff shakeups at a number of high profile schools, it can't hurt that OSU remains a relative rock (despite the amicable departure of Hazell).

Caveat Emptor Around 1,680 tickets for the Sugar Bowl were accidentally printed twice, meaning there is a small possibility that if any of you are planning on making the trip to the Big Easy you could be faced with a "first come, first served" situation at the gate. Vendors have been instructed to destroy any duplicates, and most of them will likely not make it out to the public, but on the other hand it might not be a bad decision to try and make it to the game a tad earlier than usual. Godspeed, drunken revelers.

The Silver Lining Let's be honest. The bowls so far have been pretty bad. But you know what wasn't bad about them, not one bit? This:

  

Thanks to Matt Hinton over at Dr. Saturday for the picture. Turns out our own Luke screen capped the image but was unattributed by the Good Doctor. We'll let it slide in the spirit of Christmas. Merry Christmas everybody!

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Roger's picture

Epic football beard is epic.

flipbuckeye's picture

That is one yellow beard.

iball's picture

Best. Christmas. Song. Ever. R.I.P. Jam Master Jay:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8

Buckeyes have the third closest travel distance of all tha BCS teams, no excuses this time.

“There’s one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests - it’s that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great - I just am great.” – Kenny Powers

Johnny Ginter's picture

yeah i have no idea why i didnt include this in my post

iball's picture

“There’s one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests - it’s that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great - I just am great.” – Kenny Powers

BucksfanXC's picture

When you caption a link as very, very NSFW, that makes me want to click on it that much more.

Also, were you aware that Twisted Sister did a Christmas album? It's all your not-so-favorite classics, but sung by Dee and the gang.

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

Brady's picture

Agreed.  NSFW is like a giant blinking red beacon of awesomeness that I want to click on.  It taunts me as I sit at my desk.  It's basically the equivilent of telling my dog "don't eat that cookie on the table" then leaving the room for half an hour.

 
 

flipbuckeye's picture

That's when you whip out the youtube app on your phone.

Run_Fido_Run's picture

My two year old is strangely partial to Frank Sinatra's version of "Jingle Bells": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLBNXdGrD5M. When he hears other versions of the song, he starts throwing a mini-fit.

Growing up, the favorite neighborhood Christmas song was The Kinks' "Father Christmas": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjaPXihbORk.  

btalbert25's picture

There is no better Chrismas song than Dogs barking Jingle Bells folks. lol

BucksfanXC's picture

My boss just played Dr. Demeto's Christmas CD featuring said barking dogs.

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

RBuck's picture

Showing my age here.....from 1965. I guess you could call it snow surfing music.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEaY2RG4Bs0

Go ahead and groan.

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

Bucksfan's picture

We had this on a Christmas cassette tape my dad taped off WEBN at some point in the late 1980s.  We couldn't figure out who it was until the internet rolled around.  I feel it is appropriate for this crowd:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWRpK2Aq4Hs&feature=related

ALSO, you may want to check out the album Merry Axemas, which features legends like Steve Vai, Eric Johnson, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Sheppard, Jeff Beck, others....all instrumentals.  Probably my favorite Christmas album.

Bucksfan's picture

And of course, what's Christmas without Wierd Al?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGlUMvbhSw

Doc's picture

Speaking of "The Lunatic Fringe of American FM", do you remember the song they used to play called "A Bus Full of Nuns Holding Babies".  Again it was from the late '70's or early' 80's when f.m. radio was fun.  The Dawn Patrol played it on occassion.

"Say my name."

Jason Priestas's picture

Also from when FM radio was fun: this.

poguemahone's picture

This always gets me in the Christmas Spirit:

Doc's picture

Don't forget the theme from "How the Grinch Stole Christmas".  My personal favorite.

"Say my name."