Double Dragon, you are our only hope.| Kickoff: | 8:00PM ET |
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| Previews: | 11W, ATO, OHD, DTI, Burnt Orange Nation, Barking Carnival |
| Favorite: | Texas (-9) |
| Television: | FOX |
| Radio: | OSU Football Affiliates |
| Weather: | Perfect |
Nothing left but the complaining and/or celebrating. Alex Boone, do you want to be a first-day selection?
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Tp is about to have his coming out party! I think we will roll tonight. Just my gut feeling.
I humbly request a ban on anyone who lobs serious personal insults at players. Even Hartline and Rehring. We can make Rehring fat jokes, but don't call Hartline (or anyone) a "pussy" for not wanting to get disembowled by Sergio Kindle.
Also, if I'm not mistaken, one the guys calling the game coined the "runaway beer truck" meme. Hope we see something similar from Beanie - many times - tonight.
I pounded out a few emails this afternoon from home-office, while I had various TBDBITL selections playing in background on my desktop. Getting the game-face on..
My wife just got home from work and asked if I was "ready for the game" yet. Not quite; as soon as I don the sweatervest, I'll be in full regalia. I spoke with my son (in Vegas), and he's geared up. O-H-I-O.
Anything is better than calling a team or a player an "800 pound gorilla with a chainsaw for a penis"
Though i think Andy Katzenmoyer could have fit that mold...HaHa
Maybe the "800 pound Lion with with a chainsaw for a penis"
The butterflies are stirring. GO BUCKEYES!
its like gametime hates me. never wants to come
Kids and I are having a pregame skull session in the basement getting pumped for the game!!!!!!!
Let's do this!
Good luck suckers..
The butterflies are killing me.....
Mack Brown....will he get another cold sore during the game like he did in 2006????
I think I'm having an anxiety attack.
27 - 24 Bucks(please?)
Is that what this is? I keep shivering but I'm not cold. My god 1 hour.
you too!
Games will come, and games will go, but I will ALWAYS be a BUCKEYE!!!!
We're all behind ya' boys, BRING IT HOME!!!
Im praying to baby jesus as we speak
So, who else isn't going to be surprised when we try the much anticipated Boeckman/Pryor formation and Rehring false starts?
I'd be surprised to see Boeckman and Pryor on the field at the same time. I wouldn't be surprised if it failed.
Ban him! He's insulting Rehring...wait. Actually, in anticipation of said event, the Buckeyes will start 5 yards back.
You know, Jesus was a man too.
Im gonna buy a keg of booze, and drink till i wobble in my shoes!!!!!
I prefer to remember him when he was little. so cute
Thank you, Mr. Unitard for embarrassing Buckeye fans everywhere on the pregame show.
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo tshirt. Because it is kinda formal but it also says I'm ready to party!!!!
What a stupid intro. Fox, you fail.
Aren't getting the Fox intro on local Cbus TV. Probably a good thing.
At least we have Eddie George in the studio.
lol
he always looks sexy...
I want to be Eddie George.
then you would be very sexy too...
soooo...basically the pre-game has been all texas?
Boeckman is going to be on the field with Pryor? well thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard. hopefully Boeckman is playing tight end
Fox sucks. I want it to burn.
Orakpo vs Boone (falls off chair laughing)
I wonder how many times we will hear about colt and his dad swimming 15 miles to save that family that was drowning or whatever...
FIGHT THE TEAM!!!!
ohhh wow and the 1st mention of tOSU is the national losses
WHAT!? We lost in nation championship games!? Prove it.
Jack Bauer too.
national championship names? Were talkin about national championship games?
well if you wait a few mins im sure fox and crew will prove it for me...
do we have to watch those highlights everytime we have a nationally televised game?
i wish Eddie George would give a nice forearm to that fag sitting next to him...
Barry Switzer?
Here's to hoping that Beanie and Pryor do a stiff arm challenge and run over all the Texas defenders trying to out-stiff arm each other.
Ain't seen nothing yet. Wait until 8pm and the national Fox crew tells us how bad we are. They won't get thru a minute of broadcast time before they mention it.
haha no the one sitting on his right...
Did you know Fox owns 49% of the Big Ten Network? Weird.
So that's where the halfassed coverage comes from.
I'm sorry. I'm meant Barry Switzer. (No Question Mark)
seriously.....Eddie...punch that dude
Blue Man group sings?
pre game good luck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
And damn, the hairspray guy sure did his homework, neglecting to mention how hollow that #2 ranking was, and how easily anyone that wanted to run against them, ran against them.
Oh, and Bald Eagles are cool.
That stadium give me a hankerin' for some Plain White Toast.
Wonder who on this team can sing that well. A hundred guys, one of them has to have some pipes.
Here we go. Please dear God, a win. Please.
Fuck God. Science, please provide our boys with the Answer!
Oh, j/k about God. Pray to whoever you think can help!
does anyone notice that there is only a texas flag behind these annoucers?
Haha...lydel(sp) Ross is here at the BWs in Tampa. He must of went pro in something other then football...
Glad I am not sitting near you.
We are still getting local news idiots.
lots-o-empty seats!
I hate orange.
how many tickets did tOSU sell for the game?
My god is usually porcelain.
I am well grounded. Lighting would be an issue.
what?
alot.... its going to be a pro tOSU crowd
Ohio's BCS team.
That's what it sounds like from the crowd so far.
Firefighting, I do believe. And sold his championship ring on Ebay.
And thy Devil is ALCOHOL!
Beer #1: Completed.
Go Bucks baby. Out for respect tonight.
Texas fans are still trying to get across West Texas. It never ends.
Chances of announcers using LiC?
6 to 1?
Colt's lip was quivering when he shook the Neck's hand right there.
no fair, tony loves orange.
I would never sell a Championship ring. Pre-Navy, I knew a guy who was like the third string TE from 1968. He wore it everywhere.
First national feed I got was the coin toss.
I've seen that field before. :-(
She's no Erin Andrews. Looks like Ann Coulter. Only without the penis.
I'm giddy!
Showtime!!! GO BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theyre both on the field already?
Woody Hayes called this play.
Boecks?
There's our Boeckman Pryor combo! Robo with the first down!
What the fire?! Oh well. GO BUCKS!!!
HA! I didn't see TP on the 1st play...
And it starts.
I'm liking the play calling. Not liking the penalty.
Guess we didn't watch any film.
Where's the DB hold?
Fuck
GAH!! Lower the boom TP! Don't go OB!!!
Who had it!>? shit.
That's why you go get the freakin' 1st. Double GAH!
And the penalties rain down. Bad omen.
Lookin' sharp so far. :(
C'mon Robo.
Robo...please...catch the freakin' ball. Wait a tick. PASS INTERFERENCE!!!
Hope the Browns draft Robiske
no pass interference?
It's a bowl game. They don't call penalties.
Tough to call that, but it was PI. But C'mon TP, know where the marker is. Cost us there.
I've seen to PI penalties already that haven't been called.
penalties = osu loss
PI call could've gone either way.
Unless of course, it's Rehring.
Okay hold them down
Agree. Wasn't obvious live. Replay was conclusive, but hard to see that live.
That 1st series wasn't bad. A little rust is all. I'm LOVING the play calling.
We've learned: The line sucks, but Boeckman can beat them through the air.
So only 1 Beanie run so far.
What does Heacock have for us?
It's early... as long as they let us play the Texas WR the same way they played us!
Yeah UT secondary is definitely suspect.
Robo's problem right now is he doesn't have the attitude that any ball in the air is HIS.
3rd and 3, oh no
Shut em down
He's definitely waiting for the ball to come to him. NICE STOP D!
HA!!! 3 and out! Eat that Colt!
Now, we need to answer those 3 and outs with points.
C'mon Ray, how many times have u seen guys grab the rugby and go? You go for EVERYTHING else.
I'd rather him let it go than try to grab it just to screw up and give Texas the ball!
Im glad he let that go. Had disaster written all over it
LOL! With his history, dude can't win can he?
And guys, robo had to wait for the ball. If it were out in front of him, he'd have scored. he had to slow down and rech back.
There you go, Robo. Go get it.
Poesy, son.
What a play! Wow!
Finally
Developing a man crush on Posey
Feed him again. He's got to get rolling.
BEANIE!!!!! MAN CRUSH!!!
Boom. Uh oh Texas, can you get carried by Beanie?
There we go Beanie!
No mo Boeckman please.
Boone is awful. He needs a 30 pack.
Doesnt look like Boone wants to be a first day draft pick
Boeckman being Boeckman. Pressure coming, throw it to a defender.
Boone! Quicker feet dude!
The vest changing it up
It didn't help that Boecks was hit as he threw, though...just sayin'.
way to fuck up the FG
Damn. Coverage sack.
What I mean is go up and get it if it's underthrown, ala Gonzo against scUM.
We obviously don't teach throwing the ball away.
Beanie was holding big time.
Sigh. A missed FG. Here we go again!
Oh Pettrey, make up for the facemask on the kickoff after teddy ginn's return.
Yea, I remember.
LOL! No, I guess not.
Good.
Can FOX figure out how to get a live shot of the ball being snapped? I like to see what happens on a play, not just listen to the announcers description of what just happened
Yep. That's always been the knock on him. he can't throw when he gets knocked on.
Meh. He knows more about being a WR than I do. Probably anyone else reading this, too.
Boeckman isn't doin' too bad yet... He did get hit when he threw it. I just don't think he's mobile enough for that TX rush! It's gonna screw us eventually.
The new 350z looks like the silver Viper on the show "Viper".
http://images.forum-auto.com/m...
WOOT
Wow. Tressel just creamed himself.
if only we got 4 points like we do in Fantasy Football.
O H
Definitely gonna win this game with field goals.
Beer #2. Donezo.
I O
3 points every redzone trip wont win this for us...
Yeah, well that's the knock on every QB.
ball control a D
Relax. It's way early. They got 0, then 3, so next is 7! :-)
I meant And D
Like I said, Marcus Freeman has problems in space.
Hurry up
I just started my 2nd diet coke and southern comfort...
My man Jenkins was the one that got burned on that one.
Good strategy. I'd no huddle us to death.
Donald Washington had one guy.
Good play. Nothing they could do with that.
Hope that hurt.
I would love to see somebody get nailed and fumble it right now.
oooh, nice hit Chimdi!
Fierce hitting by D!
Coleman!!!
Watch the rugby punt.
Bend but don't break worked that time...
Good decision, Ray Small.
Who wants to bet they're just setting us up for a fake punt?
I agree.
Beanie, Baby.
Good D so far, hope they don't get worn out!
The stiff arm of justice
Beautiful. Fear the SAoJ.
Great coverage FOX.
Get off me!!
I think the rugby kick is a bad call when the situation calls for a pooch.
Stiff Arm!
Let's not do the off tackle stuff.
No gain, but I love #70 sticking with it until the whistle.
KEEP RUNNING!
My jaw is on the floor.
Even if we punt, Tressel Ball is working.
Gotta love Pryor's 3rd down magic! I saw that coming a mile away.
why the F does pryor keep running out of bounds?
LiC
Obviously, he got the run out after the 1st down marker talk.
Yeah, that's twice now.
wow. He's pretty good.
Damn.
Receivers. Please, catch, balls.
so we dont have to watch boeckman play
Why are these announcers hatin' on Pryor? He picked up the 1st!
4 down terriroty, no?
Needed a block in the secondary.
territory. dang stupid keyboard
NO.
Fucking field goals. Awesomeness.
That was ugly. Perhaps a pooch punt would've been better.
Can't expect to hit 51-yarders all day long. Have some guts and go for it when it's that short.
Don't liek that call. I'd have punted. D is playing well, don't give up the field position.
Holding, no call.
isnt Pettrey like 35?
Fuck this. I'm sick of settling for field goals all the time. God damn it.
they can run those little dumps all night on us
Missed field goal is going to kill us.
Here we go.
We've seen the dink and dunk before...hope they've practiced this.
Fucking Fox.
I'd like to see that bubble screen return to our gameplan. We used it to great effect against USC. Let's bring it back.
Pretorius
Hey, look. Soft zone. There's a shocker.
and now the wheels fall off...
I think the Big Ten Network does a better job with the cameras.
This is just a little adversity. Don't be shrinking like violets just because things aren't going perfectly.
FOX. Worst. Production. Ever. As for the FG, Pettrey never had a chance with that low snap.
the guys in the truck need to get a clue
Texas will score on OSU's D. There will be no shutout. I think they're close to busting a big play on Texas.
We're still in it, but we won't be for long playing chickenshit D.
Yes, and yes.
D is starting to look soft...again.
Don't you quit on me now, pogue.
Turnover, please.
Alright, that's it...
O-H...................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hoping for the same but McCoy is getting rid of the ball very quickly.
We've got to defend well in order to have a chance. Nice blitz there.
We slip on every play.
Crushed.
Come on D...put 'em away.
D is looking strong tonight thank god
Damn it.
Fucking 3rd and 10's
A very Joker "and here we go..."
Ya can't leave Cosby open! C'mon!
Alright, good job.
Awesome.
Lovely sack there. DW went after the ball, thus forcing McCoy to cover it and go down. No chance to scramble.
Awesome x2.
I can't believe you guys hung me out to dry on the O-H I shouted out earlier.
Let's go 3rd down stop please.
Strip da ball, bros.
Great stop. FG attempt. Slip and die!!!
There we go. Force a FG.
Good stop.
Now show Colt McCoy's squeeze again.
Good Stop!
O-H...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I-O!!!
I-O!!!
ha! i win!
Time for another DC and SC drinkie.
Big return please, LT. JUST RUN.
Anybody watch the UnderArmour HS game last night? How did Jamaal Berry do?
I'm not unhappy with that. holding them to a FG when they have 1st and G from the 8?
There we go with the I-O! Let's see Texas face a little adversity now.
I O!!!
So-So. Had a nice run, but goes down easy. Fumbled once. He's short and dreadlocked. Looks like MoW.
promising....but fumbled 2 times
Why do all of our kick returners suck? Big Time. Sorry, Flash. It's true.
Actually, Ross is wearing his ring...
that wasn't his fault, poor blocking. I'm just glad he didn't fumble
Dominate? Line of scrimmage? Ohio State? What?
Thanks guys.
Did he just say the O-line is dominant?
LOL!
YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Throw that kid, Beanie.
Wow lol wtf, was that designed?
beanie showing who should have won the heisman!
The O-line is getting a big push on the LOS right now. Me likey.
We don't need 3rd downs.
Good spot for a bomb I think. They've seen a screen and 4 running plays on this drive so far.
getting a little silly there
Come on O-line! Knock some heads together!
YES!
Did Posey just get UPSed to the first down?
1st down baby!
I love Devier Posey.
The field sucks.
All he does is catch first downs.
He will be a good one.
Right on cue.
Beer #3.
Cordle in the game.
Jim Cordle? I thought he was not playing tonight?
Nice gravy. No more of those please.
anyone else automatically think "was that boone?" on the false-start?
YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Beanie flirting with 100 yards in the first half. YESPLZ.
Why didn't he hurdle him?
beanie pulled the hamie
Hurdle that SOB, Beanie.
In the red zone now. No chokes!
Okay, if we get a lead, it's imperative we DON'T FUCKING SIT ON IT
AND DON'T GET FUCKING COCKY
Oh, whres the PF on whoever pushed Hartline?
Yup. I'm calling false-starts "gravies" now. As in, they were thinking of gravy.
Did Rasta make the trip? Be a good time to run him up the middle...
Twice he has run out of bounds shot of the marker.
Managable 3rd down. Nice run TP.
hahahahahaa, i like it
Come ON!
Good time out.
Beanie OK
Thank god for Pryor, OL disappeared on that last play.
Against OSU? It's not a PF if it is against OSU.
LOL! Good...now if it'll stick...
he was hit that time. Momentum carried him out.
DOH! I forgot the most disciplined team int he country on any given week is whomever we are playing.
Please...no gravies by the O-line and let's get the 1st down, and/or a TD. I'm not picky.
Thank 10 year old Corvettes for Pryor. heh.
i think they were settin up the screen
How bout a bootleg here?
Fucking Browning.
another gravy, go figure
Dammit!!! Another F-ING GRAVY!
Fail. Fail. Fail fail fail.
yikes, that's our 8 millionth false start of the year.
the real question is... which one of us DIDN'T see that coming?
Dumb Penalties!
All over him!!!!!!!!! Go for it.
That's it. Climb all over his back. It's legal.
r u kidding?!
we love FGs
Another freakin' drop. I hate wasting well-thrown passes. TB hates it too. I hope.
PI again?
Now that's a disappointing FG, but Geeeezus H. Ka-riiiiiiist. Throw a flag on that DB!
since when did hartline start giving piggy back rides
Does Stephen Pamon do national championship games now?
Why are the officials even there? Geez! That was obvious...
I meant Fiesta Bowl. Wrong year.
They have got to eliminate the F-ING gravies if they want to win this game. That last one cost them 5 yards on a critical 3rd and 2. D-U-M-B.
Jim Tressel hates TDs.
I'm not liking this QB system. Let one of them get in the groove. This is ridiculous.
Guys, we can't expect to get PI calls. It's not going to happen unless they draw blood, and even then maybe not.
Ow.
I hope Lane is OK.
knock out
Lane knocked himself out there.
Totally wasted the TO.
And the O-linemen love gravy too much. GRRRR....
I did that once in head-on drills in little league. Everyone kept saying "great hit" but I didn't remember it.
Shit. That doesn't look good. It's his fault though. Hit what you see and see what you hit.
Ok, I'll make the most of this injury and put these damn kids to bed.
Lane has been good this year on special teams. Let's hope he's all right--for his own sake and because Shipley is a good returner.
Stop here, and a score. Please God.
Defaulted to my wife. I don't have kids when a game is on. OK, not really.
What's the purpose of TP and Boeckman if TP doesn't leave the LOS. Nice try, Tressel and Bollman.
We're doing well, we just have the same problem now as we did in the first part of the season. Unable to get the ball in the end zone. I think they'll get it done if they cut the gravies and other stupid penalties out.
oh boy, not looking good
Oh wow, they're using the cart.
I don't wanna see it anymore. They would have figured out by now that it's just a weak distraction.
I <3 Shaun Lane. This blows.
will be interesting to see how we respond here..
All right boys, he's gonna be alright, this is just a precaution. Get it out of your heads. go hit somebody!
Wife is off drinking wine and rolling dice. or whatever they do when they play Bunco.
Nader. is a beast.
Nader has really put it together his final year. Nice play.
He has really turned it on this year.
wow, texas seems really shaken up
Big one.!
How is that possible?
why cant we get the stop on 3rd!!!
This soft zone is taking years off my life. I'm dead serious.
Again.
Soft zone is not working. Change please.
Can we just permanently park someone in the middle of the field?
Because they have a great offense.
Damnit Boone! Oh wait.
HA! The Longhorns pick up a gravy.
C'mon D!
Heyward hustlin, nice to see.
I would love me some man coverage.
3rd and 11...
Alright D. 3rd and 11. Time to get the ball back.
big play here
YEEEESSSS!!!
Nice third down stop. Well done!
Are Colt McCoy's parents there?
4th down territory.
Guys...the Bucks are doing everything we want except putting the ball in the end zone.
You sure you want to try that, Mack.
We gotta shake McCoy's confidence... Not bad so far.
hahaha, would have seen them at least 15 times by now if they were
Whoa, looks like someone knows the meaning of "4 down territory". Mack Brown showing some manhood.
I think Heacock and co. have done a great job so far...
Stop # 8!!!!!!!!
Holy shite!
thadeus maximus!
THADDEUS!!!!!!!!
BOOYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck yes. McCoy's girlfriend is Jessica Simpson.
THADDD!!
DAVIS YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, WE READ YOUR BOOK!
Nice! Let's go offense!
Offsides? Holy shit.
no gravy? i'm so confused
Heh...I thought that was a gravy...
No, way hotter.
McCoy's girlfriend looks good with her mouth open.
Pick up of 3 with 8 guys on his back....
LOL! I like yer thinkin'.
The avatars are showing up over the posts on my laptop - does anyone know how to fix that?
Dude, that's awesome. I just watched that movie the other day. "This is where we hold 'em by the nose and kick 'em in the a**."
gimme at least a fg, quit running out the clock!
Make 'em pay for that 4th and 7.
You think Texas has figured out that Boekman=Bomb?
Boeckman at QB and Beanie not in... how much more obvious can you get?
try closing and re-opening your browser. i'm guessing you're in firefox?
Nice idea, but too much coverage there.
what movie is that?
Anybody think St. Henry folks are still bitching?
Stop airing it out, Pryor.
Stop it with those damn floaters!
Looks like the punt is the right call here.
block someone asshole
Curious, do we have an offensive gameplan?
What a horrible series after we had a great opportunity to punch them in the mouth.
Safety blitz...........not is out playbook.
Damn. That was gold if he catches it.
Wasted 4th down stop!
Run around, run around, hand off to Beanie.
That Beanie part is working.
I'm actually in Explorer...
Pick 6.
No way.
Lets get 2.
I sense that maybe in the 2nd half they'll throw Boeckman in there and run some "Trickeration!"
Geeeezus H. Ka-riiiiiiiist.
Jay Richardson all over again.
I'll take 15 yards for a good knock to Colt's chin.
What is Chekwa doing on that one?
Double that.
shit
ah okay, i know that was a problem in firefox when they first switched to this format
And that's why you eat up more clock when you have the ball with under 2 minutes left.
Is that going to be the roughing the punter call from the LSU game?
God, we can't tackle. Seen this before.
Jeebus. Hold them to 3 at least.
Pick 6. Good grief. Don't give up 6 with 56 seconds left.
Outplayed 'em and down or tied at half.
Damnit Jim!!!
INT please.
Thunderpants
They score, it's over.
unfortunate to dominate for 28 minutes, and not have a lead at half.
Knock that stuff off until the 4th Quarter, please!
The drive would be over, yes.
Come on D. Bow up.
Swett motherfucking jesus! Hands of Stone!
YEESSSS!!! Damn right, bitches!
Anderson Russell. I wrote bad about you. I will never do that again.
WHooaaa!!!!
thank you!
WOOT!!!
You can all thank me now.
hahahaha, "russell anderson"
Hopelyu TP doesn't go outside.
Is the McCoy family there?
Isn't that liek the second time Russell's held onto one of those? Talk about a turnaround season.
heh, i think he learned his lesson there
"Please hold for HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
the blonde must be his sister, he said he's a country boy.
i'm more impressed at the way he knew where the endzone was and managed to stay out of it
Gentlemen. I think we just found out how much the D has progressed since the first part of the season. And...the offense is doing everything but getting TDs.
We will score TDs in the 2nd half. We will win.
About 50 more shots just to make sure and I'll let you know.
Sad news...........Jimmy Crumm has passed away.
Actually, the movie is Patton.
That, or the B12 are pretenders.
The butterflies are still killing me....
Are we pissed we aren't as explosive as Utah? No, because McCoy would probably find the hot route.
Is Mack Brown going to get shit if Texas loses 9-6? Absolutely.
Now the real work begins. Who is going to adjust? I don't they CAN stop our O from getting yards. And I think they are pretty sure they have the D figured out. So maybe we might win a 3rd Quarter.
i don't see anything on google about him passing away
Is that Colt McCoy's family? I would like to see a few more shots of the Texas band.
6-3 I'll take it
Texas WILL come out swinging at the start of the 2nd with plenty of adjustments. We need to be prepared. I'm surprised they haven't figured out that they could carve us up all day with the short routes.
Thanks. That is sad news.
Too bad about Shaun Lane he was a beast on specials!!!!
We need to pound Beanie. I'm no coach, but we need to run Beanie. Run Beanie? Run Beanie. Beanie. Run.
Both.
Aren't most of Colt's yards off of short passes and missed tackles?
One last salute for the King of Plaid. RIP Jimmy.
Seriously. Boeckman at QB with Rasta in the backfield is just inexplicable.
I don't care what they do as long as they get TDs.
Meh, why talk about this game? Let's promote the next one.
What the fuck? Where was this defense when I was playing?
Yes, you are correct sir. And one 33 yard corner route to the sideline.
LOL.
ROTFL!
For the 2nd half:
No more Boeckman.
More read-option with Pryor and Beanie.
A touchdown, for shiggles.
Wait a tick. It was more of a streak.
A touchdown, shut your dirty whore mouth.
I just want to say, first quarter, i told my friend "we'll give them those underneath passes, we'll step in front of one before it's over"
I'm pumped. Anyone else in fingerlakes NY, i got lots of beer in the fridge.
Yeah...Boecks has been mostly ineffective since the 1st play.
scoring touchdowns?....how bout we call that plan "b"
..and hairspray guy can kiss my ass. Faux (except for Eddie! Eddie!) may as well be broadcasting from the longhorn station at Austin. This is almost as bad as 2002 MNC pregame & commentary. Well, I guess that one turned out OK.
also, colt's sister/girlfriend there is making strange things happen in my pants
You read my mind.
Beanie has 12 for 96. Think he can go for 250?
You lasted through the first quarter? geez.
doubt it, but omg that'd be beautiful
why do i keep missing these shots? i haven't caught a single one
Beanie's due for a big TD run.
Malcolm may have got burned on the cross, but how many yards does Shipley have?
5 catches, 20 yards.
I want to know when the SOJ is going to be put in to effect....
Or the SAoJ even...
I-O
Sorry, Tom, I was watching the game.
shit, 200 would win us this game. Go Bucks
TBDBITL would eat these kids for dinner.
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"- I’ll admit it. I have a non-sexual man-crush on Beanie. When he gets a hole, he’s gone for 15+ yards." Pete Fiutak, cfn.scout.com
What a colossal tragedy. Hopefully the team was informed at halftime and come out for blood.
Viva Crum!
Kick ASS!
Pete needs to man up. It's at least slightly sexual when you pop a chub once he hits a hole.
Come on. Let's go. No letdown. No wilting with adversity. Kick ASS.
DE-FENSE
*clap clap*
DE-FENSE
*clap clap*
DE-FENSE
*clap clap*
Never seen someone give themselves a flat tire.
Damn, that girl be ugly
Heyward just tossed a pile.
nice stop by heyward
also, glad shaun lane is gonna be fine.
SHUT 'EM DOWN!!!!!
How many more plays do we get to miss, Fox?
we cant give up 3rd downs
Chekwa is getting burnt orange.
Once again, FUCK
Pick 6. At some point I will be rewarded for my wishful thinking.
Goddamn it. Blown assignment gives up the first.
Holding.
Falsies.
Thanks, Texas.
Thank-you refs. That was obvious.
Chimdi is stuggling. They go after him on every 3rd down.
And apparently they are going no huddle.........FOX just cant figure out what it is.
Doh.
3rd down again.
3rd and long. First down coming up shortly.
No way. Fuck you, ref.
chekwa again!
Oh fucking come the fucking hell on!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, WE HAD THAT
Every third down.
CALL IT BOTH WAYS YOU FUCKS!
The rush defense is absolutely studly right now. Secondary, not so much.
Damn it!
We need to have 2 legs on the ground.
when did VY come back?
Washington down. Fucking shit.
Ive got a terrible feeling right now
Who else do we have at corner? Donnie EVERIDGE :-0
That PI penalty was just as bad as the other 2 they didn't call for us. BULLSHIT.
Ohio State isn't going to win if Texas scores a TD, I fear.
Welcome to college football.
so then...the refs are on the longhorn payroll?
They aren't throwing to Jenkins. At all.
Owning Shipley.
Apparently the PI only goes one way... Texas... Damn! It was PI, but so were a bunch of calls that should've gone our way and didn't.
Damn right, bitches.
a stop on 3rd an 1? who is this defense?
They're so going for it.
GJ Animal.
Great.
That was a fake punt, announcing crew. Get excited.
bad spot
Fuck a duck.
Guh. Not looking good, at all.
I don't buy it.
weres the holding?!
Come ON D.
Bad spot? Way off!
Adversity. Overcome it.
FG time.
Please don't go again, Texas.
They're going for it again. And we won't stop it, barring multiple miracles.
God damn.
I cannot F-ING believe it.
I really wish we had a dominant DT who wouldn't gift the opponent a 4th down every fucking time.
SOFT ZONE HO!
No respect! They keep having success on 4th!
This one's over.
Late hit B FUCKING S.
Oh fuck off. That's absolute bullshit.
BOO.
this is a joke
Terrible call. Just awful.
Bullshit.
Ballgame, anyone?
We're getting screwed by the refs.
That was all officiating. Their offense accomplished NOTHING.
Apparently we haven't hit Mccoy enough tonight.... Not after that little dance he did into the endzone.
Phantoms. All. Over.
God no.
NO
Classy, call the holding on the kick after. Who are these guys?
Where is this crew from?
cant blame all of that on officiating
Wow, thanks for calling a completely irrelevant penalty, ref. Totally makes up for it.
basically even the refs want the horns to win
We need a TD bad.
80 yard drive. How much of that was from penalties?
Big East crew. Not exactly reputed for blown calls. Face it, Tressel's offensive philosophy (the lack thereof, really) has done us in again.
SEC officials? What the...?
Yes. I can.
As Marvin Lewis once said: "I guess we have to cradle him to the ground."
3rd and 11 PI for 15 yards? That BS 15 yard personal foul that didn't exist? The refs GAVE them 30 yards.
the only reason they were able to score was cos the refs gave them that 3rd and 11 on there 40
big east refs
I sure as hell hope we get some fucking payback calls.
Well, here we go. This is the adversity they have to deal with. The officials are fucking them up the ass, so Texas gets their first TD. Time to strap it up and turn the tide.
Let's get a healthy dose of Beanie and give Boeckman a healthy dose of pine.
Penaltys: OSU 14-140, UT 8-60
KR for a TD, please?
Lamaar, keep those feet up.
Same fucking call in 2006. Ask Curtis Terry.
fucking Tampa Bay game last year. Bruce freaking Gradkowski
Loading the box, we're running right at it. Fucking hell, Jim.
we are gonna get to predictable
Playbook pages must be sticking together.
back to the run run pass...
I've seen this before. Awesome.
Super. 3 and out.
Yup, she's over. Stick a fork in the Bucks.
3 man rush....drop everyone else...force pryor to throw....why not
Bench Robo now.
Shortest Drive Ever.
Now that is how you answer a touchdown drive.
This game is over if we don't score on D.
Uggggh, what was that?
So run twice and get into an obvious passing situation. Why? What happened to the gameplan? We play it close to the vest to answer? Fan-fucking-tastic.
Screw you pogue.
Seriously, shut the hell up.
Yup.
Where's the other Brian?
Tressel,
Do not step into the light.
(I know he broke curfew, but he was supposed to play)
Calling it like I see it. We've devolved to run-run pass again. Give another TD up here and Texas will roll us in the 4th.
he was playing, he dropped a td catch, remember?
well D...i know it was a short break...but get back on out there...
He's been in. Only 4 complete passes. EERILY FAMILIAR.
He's right. Although that was a bad pass, Robo has dropped too many tonight.
Pick 6, dammit.
What is up with brick hands RobBrickski?
Now we're forgetting how to tackle and cover.
chekwa is the only one who didnt come to play on D
Dammit...make a play!
We are in deep deep shit now.
I hate 3rd quarters. I used to love them.
come the fuck on chekwa!
Neato.
Once again a bed call changes the momentum!
They smell a weakness there. They'll pick on it until they get stopped.
Be nice is Chekwa would man up.
Adversity. We will overcome it.
Nothing like soft zone to let the game get out of hand.
Intentional grounding!!!!!!!!!
Not outside the tackle box.
suprised they didnt get us for another roughting the passer
nice!
3rd and....20? Right where they want us?
That's what I'm talking about...
Nathan Williams made off with his shirt, too.
3rd and 30...right where they want us?
colts getting tossed this game D is DOMINATING
HUGE!!
He didn't shoplift.
Damn right, bitches!
Nathan Williams now has two more free shirts.
Williams nearly stole that dude's jersey.
hahahaha, indeed.
glad to see him in the game
Adversity. They will overcome it.
Sorry. Just seems like your giving up too soon.
:-0
Someone told Nathan Williams there are some nice T shirts behind that OL.
dude is sick for a true freshman
now lets get some points!
Ray Small!!! Great job!!!
Why did we stop telling our PRs and KRs to run straight forward?
small finally fields one!
that a way to go up and catch it small
lets run some option plays
TD or bust, Tressel. Please, man. I'm like, begging on hands and knees.
He's our only playmaker not named Pryor or Beanie. Doghouse or not I say get him the ball someway somehow.
rasta wells up the middle?
i believe it was because they were afriad of them scoring a TD...
Read option: now.
run run pass punt: not.
C'mon Offense... Let's do something with that field position... other than a FG, please.
I'd settle for a tie for the 3rd Q. And one again in the 4th.
If we win this game holding Texas to 10 points, I will personally build a fucking shrine to Jim Heacock. I don't care no mo.
I will kill you with my thumb.
field goals are so much more fun than PATs
We can't catch football.
I am so tired of seeing drops.
WHY IS RASTA ON THE FIELD
i don't think i've ever seen sanzenbacher drop a ball
We had some success rolling Pryor out, let's keep doing that.
Son of A bitch.
Why don't QB's throw it away in those situations?
We need this first, badly.
melt down
Did he hit Pryor in the head?
Huh?
did we just run on 3rd and like 14?
Do we have a drunk man calling plays?
does tressel want to win this game?
Excellent playcalling. Bollman must go.
Great. Nobody can catch it, so Tressel plays it close to the Vest. Good god.
YOU HAND OFF TO THE POWER BACK OUT OF THE SHOTGUN ON 3RD AND 13?!?!?!?!??! WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK?
Pick 6. Perhaps it will finally happen.
Thanks Trap, we are losing though.
We ran the offense in middle school.
no thats just crazy talk....hes stoned
The killer of that series was the drop on 1st and the bad read by Pryor.
that should have been a freeman pick!
Marcus Freeman = Pick Six
Jesus Christ, I'm getting gray hairs.
We really need a turnover now. Please.
We're done. D is now getting tired.
The offense is failing the defense. They've been on the field too long.
Good we go from owning the clock to trying to borrow some time.
Obvious holding on the outside.
Collapse.
d is understandably tired
WE NEED A TURNOVER!!!!
Wide effing open.
If we had an offense AT ALL, this game would be over already.
D is very tired. A timeout would be nice.
Stayed in this one longer than the last two games.
Holding, please.
Nathan Williams couldn't get away, yet again
Oh god. If the offense doesn't score a TD in this game...Tressel will get shit forever.
Florida game?
going to bed.............night all.
Can we get a timeout, please? Do the coaches realize the defense is totally winded?
get off your fucking blocks!
Obviously, this is not the fault of the D.
Game over.
Touchdown Texas, this one's over.
Pathetic.
he was NOT offsides! that's total horseshit!
I guess we've never seen a hurry-up offense before.
I fucking hate the hurry-up.
Can we help you roll up the field?
For the love of god. Please. Jim Tressel. Fire Jim Bollman in the off season.
it doesn't matter. What can you do about it?
We still don't think its allowed.
Yreah, after Jenkins was slow getting up, they shoulda burned one.
It's time to see if these seniors on offense have any character. Boone, Robo, Cordle, Nicol...Are you guys still there? Hello? Senior leadership? Anyone?
Adversity. Aw, screw it.
3 & out+Tired D! We gotta do something now!
I'd onside it
Don't cut it inside, LT.
outcoached!
as he cuts it inside...
Who in the hell can we get to help the offense in the coaching ranks?
anyone who thinks tresssel is a great coach is crazy our play calling is horrible!!! i am tired of a good defense and a shitty offense get a offensive mind here and stop running on 3rd and 10 from midfield
I swear to god, this has all the makings of 31-6.
No back set? Fuck me.
can we just have pryor run every play?
Can we throw a pass?
The players aren't executing either.
shocking
I've seen this before?
Sack. Man. I really hate getting outclassed by teams we used to compete with.
we need a coach who can call a offensive game hats off our D has played good
Nice blocking guys. How about at least warning the QB by yelling "Ole!" really loud.
That had to be the worst 3rd quarter I've seen from this offense all year. And that's saying a lot.
WHY WAS THE CLOCK RUNNING?????? PRYOR RAN OUT OF BOUNNDS!!!!!!!
WTF, you guys? The defense does its job for the first half, the offense gets the ball with good field position, and they call that bullshit?! WHAT A FUCKING TRAVESTY!
Boy, USC is going to have a field day next year. I don't care what happens to their defense, anyone who fields a reasonably good pass rush will own us every year until Bollman is on the streets.
fuck this, i'm outta here, enjoy the rest of the game
what? when?
Jimmy Cordle get's credited with his first Lookout Block of the evening.
As opposed to the worst 2nd quarter against Florida? Or 4th quarter against LSU? Or 2nd Quarter against LSU? Or 2nd Quarter vs USC?
We suck again!
Welp. Trading TDs for FGs is the killer right now. Not being able to punch it in has been a problem all year long. At least this is still a game and we're not getting crushed right now.
Tressel or Matta.........who is worse?
MELTDOWN!!!
I'm happier looking at my year end 401K statement than I was watching that quarter.
Beanie? Where are you? C'mon!
GOOD GOD.
HOLY FLURKING SCHNIT, BOECKMAN COMPLETED A PASS
Geezus. Finally.
That's a hell of a catch right there.
Well lookey there.
Upon further review..........the ball hit the ground
Hey now, that's some serious senior leadership!
i dont care that it worked...why was TB in on 3rd and long
We are being out coached again. Sooner or later there needs to be a change...This head coach has worn out his welcome. The Miami win in 2002 can only carry him so far. It's time for a change.
Boeckman is only good for one damn pass
Tressel needs to be fired i'm done with this, the man can't make adjustments after the half, and it kills us.
Then Letting the defense sit out there and die and not call a time out was just play insane....
Running a draw on a 3 and 13??? what the hell that's what? That's what got Copper fired!!!!!!
WTF is this guy talking about?
2nd and 10. Predictable formation, predictable running play. FUCK.
Hey, another 3rd down. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Go up the middle again, we have 14 minutes
Why are we subbing Rasta in for Beanie?
Go for it.
Go for it.
Why didn't he run that
How about all the losers go to bed and stop calling for the head coach's head.
run it pryor!!!
That's why Boeckman is in on 3rd and long. Pryor has no passing skills right now.
Fuck. You dumbasses.
Yeah...........a field goal
If were the ballcoach, could we call for his balls?
WHO CALLS OUR PLAYS BECAUSE THEY NEED TO GET FIRED. (JT)
ps Pryor, run ball. He, is not Vince Young.
Well, we got it. Time for Texas to score again.
I love Beanie, but it sure would be good to see him go 2 plays in a row.
Because he's feeling the pressure of having to win a big game. This is like watching OSU trying to beat Michigan in the 90s. If they don't find a way to win this game, they're going to be embarrassed every year in the bowls.
Will this ugly monster ever turn its fucking head?!
Bollman and Tressel are not fooling anyone. Putting Beanie in only on obvious rushing downs. Come the hell on.
Great, another 3.
Why doesn't he play Boeckman MORE, WITHOUT PRYOR!!!!!!
D has to be tired. They've done their job. Offense is so predictable. Sad.
And how about the B.S. phantom roughing call, just like in Austin in 2006, sets up a Texas TD. What a bunch cr@p.
Yeah, he sure would have done better to run it there. TP looks a little overwhelmed at the moment. But I'm not sure what we can do about it.
This is like watching OSU trying to beat Michigan in the 90s. If they don’t find a way to win this game, they’re going to be embarrassed every year in the bowls.
PHEW!...i was worried there for a sec that we were gonna get a TOUCHDOWN....would have been awful
Vince Young woulda gotten another first down. Of course, VY couldn't throw the ball.
Another FG to their TD... I'm no Math Major, but I think that's bad!
SuperBoeckman to the rescue.
Time to quit playing grabass and petertag on Defense. Hang loose and get the swagger back
1 possession game.
Meh, what is OK's streak like?
gobucks89 go fuck yourself. you are blindly following a man with no plan.
I do have a degree in math, and I agree with you.
JL crushed him. Take the ball next time.
Come on D!
Ray Charles can tell when OSU is blitzing. God.
i feel so bad for these seniors they were sold on the kool-aid from 2002 and a coaching staff that pretty much all gone.
When Dan Antonio left the team was never the same...lost that edge
We really need some crushing blows, Andy Katzenmoyer.
Need a stop here.....
That was easy.
Did they get out of the no huddle stuff?
Soft zone on 3rd and 1. Heacock in a bottle there.
Ugh. Can we please get a stop?
Kinda fun to watch an offense with a little imagination.
I've just about polished off my entire bottle of Southern Comfort. I still don't feel comforted.
I'm following a team, not a man. And it's just a game in the end.
Wide open... Geez!
I saw this movie. Back in 2006.
Recipe for success versus the Bucks - Screens, Draws, and Quick Slants.
So, new coordinators for '09? Thoughts?
This offense is simple, yet we can't defend it...WTF?
hurry up.
We don't need no stinking timeouts.
I'm personally thinking Okie State's O-coordinator and whoever coordinates the D at TCU
They have jacked McCoy up all night
GOD
That would've been huge.
There they go again with that new formation called "the hurry-up offense". Caught us totally by surprise!
That was our chance.
Hmm. Now lets see if we can stop them on 4th down.
Well, being a Browns fan I've gotten used to saying this... There's always next season!
Every play is a chance.
just cant get a break
used em all up in 02
Going on the fourth game (out of thirteen) without an offensive touchdown. Is Tressel so arrogant he's literally fucking blind to the problems with this offense?
They keep sneaking new stuff on us like that we don't see it coming.
Has Tressel morphed into Earle?
Vest's play calling has cost this team the game.
INT. Need an INT. D has to score, O ain't gonna.
Can't stop the pass. And Texas has done what that wanted to adjust at the half. Run off the pass..... they can "run" now and they can pass...scary. but Tressel has made Texas look so much better than they are.
Pryor is not ready to lead this team, that's obvious. so many things are glaring wrong with this team i don't know where to start.
This offense is offensive! (PUN)
Come on D. You are our only hope. Not to get all Star Wars and stuff.
if there was a being known as "god" even he wouldn't be able to help the Buckeyes tonight.
Whew.
JL needs to put his hat on the ball and cause a fumble. This guy throws lasers.
he caught that
whew he was beat
CLOSE..REVIEW, OVERTURNED.
Dropping 8 and getting beat deep, not good
Jenkins, stuggling.
3rd and 17. Right where they want us.
There's the stop
Jenkins, tired from being on the field too long.
good D. Good D.
so then...we take it down the field and score...yes?
Fake punt
What? No roughing the passer? We were within 5 yards weren't we?
Offense. DO SOMETHING. ANYTHING.
I've got all sorts of confidence OSU will drive 80 yards doing run-run-pass, don't you?
Drive, Drive on down the field!
If before the game, with 10 minutes left I'd tell you you were behind by one score would you have taken it?
Jenkins is my favorite Buckeye, but he struggles in big games. I thought he was better as a sophomore.
lets see what are genius coaches come up with for this drive
If you count sacks as runs, then yes.
Our Woody, who art in Heaven
Football be thy game
Thy gameday come, thy will be done
On the field as it is in Heaven
Give us this day our bowl game win
And forgive us our spread offenses
As we defend those who spread offense against us
Lead us not into humiliation
But deliver us from ESPN (evil)
For thine is the three yards, the cloud and the dust
For ever and ever, GO BUCKS!
Can they find something resembling a passing game?
Drive drive on down the field,
We must win this game today.
It's time to re-enter Manhood, TP.
I predict some hapless draws and a waggle that ends in pryor running out for -2 yds. Abandon all hope.
Short pass.........run up the middle.......incomplete pass..........Punt, most important play in the game
Whatever, hippie.
Troy Smith was 4 of 14 passing.
Robo coming up big time.
Beanie's on the sideline, good start
Damn, that was ugly. I'll take it.
Robo stepping up now. Better late than never!
Review.
That'll be reviewed, I think it's incomplete.
snap the fucking ball!
My God where has the curl route been all season?
not a catch
FIRE JT. Lets get some young blood with a creative OC and DC. The I formation doesnt work on a national stage anymore. It might win the small10 but not the Bowl game.
Great, just what we need, more rest fo rthe DEF
That's a catch, fucking refs.
1st down.
I think Tress has to score a TD in this game of his job maybe on the line.
2002 was along time ago and the honeymoon is pretty much up.
The Football Team can only take so much embarrassment on the national stage. They can't let this become Notre Dame.
ill take anything...
Where the fuck is Beanie? In the NFL already?
There we go. Find 50 more yards men.
Beanie's out, might have a concussion. Shit.
Get the fuck off your ass and get in the fucking GAME!
Beanie needs to not be on the sidelines.
Tp is just off. If he is half as accurate as Colt, we're winning this game.
Beanie draft stock dropping like a rock.... heart being called into play. and i love the man
kris, I agree. We might be the only non kool-aid drinking OSU fans on the thread
Ok, you're sllowed to push a QB when he's OOB.
Shocking, how that works.
Thank God for Terrelle Pryor. This is another ugly blowout without those runs.
Pryor gliding into manhood.
Yes, I'm being harsh. If he has a concussion, I understand. FOX's coverage sucks.
No flag on the hit out of bounds? Why am I not surprised.
why would we ever hand it off to him?
Late hit.
Maurice Wells? Seriously. We didn't need that momentum or anything.
Why the FUCK is Rasta Wells in pads at all.
maurice wells is shocking.
rasta is garbage
We've never ran these plays before.
Another wasted down on a Boeckman pass.
3rd down, get the kicking unit ready
Hartline won't play a down, will he?
Qb draw.
TD please. 4 down territory.
This is truely one of our worst-called games on offense all season outside of USC.