You hate to see it.
Miami Oxford, land of the boat shoes and White Claw, northernmost outpost of 'bama bangs, center for advanced studies in country club working lunches, was never going to be a real threat for the Ohio collegiate football throne. Their football team is bad, and we all collectively knew this going into yesterday's game.
But! Like every other college football program in this Mad Maxian province, they must be put down with extreme prejudice, because Ohio State hegemony must be preserved. And so it was. By a lot.
Mom is looking down smiling right about now! All GOD. #GoBucks— Jeff Okudah (@jokudah_) September 21, 2019
Chill https://t.co/8ceU0NCdFP— CY2 (@youngchase907) September 21, 2019
My guy! https://t.co/yTjdJCalUC— CY2 (@youngchase907) September 22, 2019
This post game traffic aint no joke dawg— Teradja Mitchell (@7eradja) September 22, 2019
Dang. Now would be a good time to have windshield wipers.— Harry Miller (@h_miller76) September 21, 2019
Today was a good day!! pic.twitter.com/i32I4VAWEL— James Laurinaitis (@JLaurinaitis55) September 22, 2019
Unreal catch my Ben Victor. And check the Hangtime. Dude got bunnies.— JAY RICHARDSON (@JayRichardson99) September 21, 2019
Im loving this ohio state squad— Travis howard (@Travishoward_7) September 21, 2019
LOOK HE MAKES A GOOD POINT
How does the coaching staff or the university allow Sevyn Banks to wear 12?— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke14) September 21, 2019
Fields gets stripped and the ball rolls out the back of the end zone. 2-0 RedHawks.— Tom Orr (@TomOrr4) September 21, 2019
Wow, Miami really *IS* a safety school!
A coach down south said to stay for the whole game ... so you better stay FOR THE WHOLE GAME! pic.twitter.com/Q7bmBQvXki— Brutus Buckeye (@Brutus_Buckeye) September 21, 2019
Cradle of Coaches? More like Curdled of Roaches! Thanks, I'll be here all weekend. See you next time.